You know . And. Then i realized he wasnt breathing. Look, im. Sick about what happened, ms. Reagan. But if i didnt defend myself, it would have been me dead in that bathroom. And where were you when the incident occurred . I went down the hall to run the prisoner for warrants and when were you aware that there was something wrong . Uh, a couple minutes after we split, i heard randy. Officer cutter, uh, call for help. I ran down the hallway. When i entered the bathroom, i saw cutter on the floor with the perp, who was unconscious. At any point, did you see officer cutter. No, i didnt see anything like that. Sarge is looking for volunteers to take an inmate back to prison after he testifies downtown. Sure. Thanks, boss. You got it, reagan. Uh, which prison . I think hes from lincoln correctional. What . quietly would you cut the crap . Hmm . Ked up over there. Yeah, i remember you told me that. I know what youre trying to do. I know you think youre helping. Youre not. Look, you have to t
Very good to have you. Hey, heres a tidbit i found interesting today. We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the middle of so much today i hardly know where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nam if he would have just not done anything, just go home, go to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, shes got hooves, shes the devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel today i called the devil and congratulated her on her victory. Im disappointed bu
Thank you for joining us. This is our by biannual after te full special in case three or four hours of the bachelorette wasnt enough for you. The emotional Season Finale of the bachelorette that confirmed it is possible to make a lifelong commitment to your soul mate even though you were making out with another guy a simple 24 hours before. Our hero forced to choose between robby, former competitive swimmer, and jordan, former quarterback. She had to choose between the guy who used to play football and the guy who used to swim. As you probably know, she chose the football guy. Jordan. Which makes me very happy. [ cheers and applause ] back in may, before the show really even started, i predicted she would pick jordan. Well, my wife told me she was going to pick jordan, so i i have now correctly predicted four of the last five winners of the bachelorette. [ cheers and applause ] and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why they call me rostradamus. Thank you. So both guys met jojos parents bu
Cletones. Wheres joes album . Do i have it . Its right in front of my face. This giant square they couldnt find. Its called blues of desperation. Theyre saying its the feelgood album of the summer. So pick that up. Joe will be here all night. And the multi millionaire, promoting ufc, dana white is with us tonight. And this is his cd, its called choosy lover, dino archie is here with us. Next week on the show, we have a lot of guests and ill name them noun, chris pine, salma hayek, hugh grant, morgan freeman, jojo the bachelorette, whoever she did or didnt pick. Mark consuelos, nikki glaser, steve martorano, and we will have music from kelsea ballerini, grouplove, miranda lambert, and young the giant. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a multitalented fellow who has oscar and golden globe nomination certificates in a drawer and an emmy welded to the hood of his car. His new drama, little men, opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. Please welcome greg kinnear. . [ cheers a
Flaming excrement you. Stephen mean hell . No, im going to the olympics. Tonight, stephen welcomes will smith, logan lerman, and musical guest, tony bennett. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its cheers and applause thank you. Hey stephen thanks, everybody, youre very kind. Jon Stephen Colbert stephen thanks, everybody, have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Thats very ceend of you, but i happen to know youre only applauding so you can feel your fingers again. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert and listen. cheers and applause the feeling is mutual. The feeling is mutual, ladies and gentlemen. I want you to know something. I come to work every day wanting to start the show with something other than donald trump. laughter and yet, every day, more words come out of his face. laughter applause where to begin. One . Plau its a lot the face. Heres one donalds in hot water for some comments he made about former fox news c.