happy tuesday, everybody. yes. now, you might not like this, but it s time to dissenter whiteness. all right. don t clap yet. terrorists are increasingly anti-racist activists. janice gassama, a swear who s so full of hot air, she has gaps in her middle name. okay, you re at the laugh. she published an article in forbes that offers three ways to dissenter whiteness your workplace. here s a taste. quote, white centering could be thought of as a system that prioritizes white dominated culture to the detriment of nonwhite groups and cultures. white centering has been given many names, including the white gaze and whiteness as the default. translation there s too many white people, but we can t say that yet. so here s a simple test to determine if something is racist, just replace the word white with the word black. let s try it. black centering could be thought of as a system that prioritizes black dominant culture to the detriment of non-black groups and cultures. black c
love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
i can t deal with this much stress. kimmel: have a good weekend, everybody! i m getting the hell out of here. i can deal with this much stress good weekend, everybody. i m hitting the hell out of here it s not necessary to salute, sir. just your hand over your heart. there s enough when we come on, he was plenty. the end, the aura about them may look at the killer whale we eat himself on your carpet who is the king of late night but he was still alive never occurred to me that there would be other talk shows they didn t reverend dr. matthew tension wonderful. are you really truly idiots or is it me but it was gonna be shocking because superbus about at 76 got to get to laugh. we re not even going to have sex that many times again it s one of the funny things ever and it s really i m sorry, we re experiencing technical doesn t lose. it s so revolutionary that completely changed my lif e my experience with late-night television was all about my relationship with my dad
pete mundane at reagan national airport. this is cnn biden and donald trump plan to use during thursday nights historic cnn debate two years to the day since the supreme court overturned roe versus wade, how that ruling is impacting lives and our political landscape today. plus it s hard to deal with that much water i it s it s it s a monumental undertaking nearly two dozen counties in iowa underwater the governor seeking emergency relief from the white house this fro israel and pro-palestinian protesters clashing violently outside a los angeles synagogue right 6:00 a.m. here in washington alive. look at the white house on this monday morning. morning, everyone kasie hunt, it s wonderful to have you with us. the rematch americans say they have been dreading, will be fully joined later this week when three days from now, president biden and former president trump meet for the first presidential debate of 2024. when, they take the stage in atlanta thursday night, it will
washington tonight. as always thanks so much now,g us now. s desperate to stop the maga express, the biden campaigmoreno tried out more slogans than leo dicaprio is trieriedd outg to 22 year olds. we re going to build back bettebetter.r. we have to. webeca must weuse will becausec who we are. canadian comics aren t making fun of biden comicsnd anymore, but thinking maybe it works to build from the middlep. out in the bottom up. en h january 6 happened when he unleashed an insurrection. ay now he s running again and is clearly unhinged. it s e let me tell you about this a ultra maga agenda. mit s as most maga things are. oc is any of that landing? well, while the national headsoo to head polls are tightening a bit historically, this is some the best swing state see polling that donald trump han.s seen. he s leading in five key t battleground states in the elusive pennsylvania. and whoa, check biden s approval ratings in some of these states. % in36% in arizona, 35%