love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
i can t deal with this much stress. kimmel: have a good weekend, everybody! i m getting the hell out of here. i can deal with this much stress good weekend, everybody. i m hitting the hell out of here it s not necessary to salute, sir. just your hand over your heart. there s enough when we come on, he was plenty. the end, the aura about them may look at the killer whale we eat himself on your carpet who is the king of late night but he was still alive never occurred to me that there would be other talk shows they didn t reverend dr. matthew tension wonderful. are you really truly idiots or is it me but it was gonna be shocking because superbus about at 76 got to get to laugh. we re not even going to have sex that many times again it s one of the funny things ever and it s really i m sorry, we re experiencing technical doesn t lose. it s so revolutionary that completely changed my lif e my experience with late-night television was all about my relationship with my dad