monday night s game against the bears. it is not clear how long he ll be out. it s going to be somebody else s job as they take on the giants next. tiger woods in europe. pull it back. focus. into asia. it s actually possible he said. he hit the ball into the next continent on a bridge in turkey, the first golfer to do so. he was also paid $3 million just to do that. i would have done that. by the way, special thanks to everyone who went out and got the book yesterday. bill o reilly, for mentioning it last night. when we went to bed it was number 6 on amazon and number 12 on barnes & noble. i m going to buy it for anyone i know who has a kid in school. well done. and it s a great book. it is now 18 minutes before the top of the hour. she showed her frustration when grilled on capitol hill about the disastrous
plus, did you get paid for working? no. you would work ten hours a day but yeah. and you had to volunteer to work those extra hours, but of course everyone did it because you were required to volunteer. and you were i think when we first started out, we were required to make 90 calls a night. it s like a business. it sounds like a business. yeah. that s how it works. but really the truth is, a business treats its employees better. you know, you don t require all that overtime and impress people like that. it was even, like, getting up to the bathroom. you didn t have enough time. i had to ask to go to the bathroom. ask if i can go to the bathroom like i was a kid in school. so this is your opportunity to do something different with your summer. when we were working, we wouldn t have, like, air conditioning on very high. it would probably be, like, 85 in the building. it would be very hot. there would be 100 people on the
like that. it was like even like to go to the bathroom. i had to ask to go to the bathroom. ask if i could go to the bathroom like i was a kid in school. this is the opportunity to do something different in the summer? ? when we were working we wouldn t have air-conditioning on very high. it would probably be it would be, like, 85 in the building. it would be very hot and there would be 100 people on the second floor in a small in a workplace, but a small workplace. it was i felt like it was overcrowded, and that was a normal day, but for a tour, the air-conditioning would be on. all of the cubicles would be cleaned. fans would go away. when we had campus visits i felt like we just would lie. not everything in the culture would be good for me. it s like canned we poison in it. it really looks good, but it s going to kill you. the hole-drillers, and the get-it-done machines all cost less.
i had to ask to go to the bathroom. ask if i can go to the bathroom like i was a kid in school. so this is your opportunity to do something different with your summer. when we were working, we wouldn t have like air conditioning on very high. it would probably be like 85 in the building. it would be very hot. there would be 100 people on the second floor in a small in a workplace but a small workplace. i felt like it was overcrowded. and that was a normal day. but for a tour, the air conditioning would be on. all of the would be cleaned. we just would lie. not everything in this culture is going to be good for me. it s like candy with poison in it. it really looks good but it s going to kill you.
in the audience look stupid. mike: was there a time early in your life you said i want to be a comedian? when did it happen? i was eight years old. i was funniest kid in school. preschool on. thrown out of class a lot? i did. mike: i knew that! all good natured stuff. i was never disrespectful to my teachers, if you can believe that. mike: i don t believe that. i wasn t. you but i was disruptive is what i was. i was eight years old. my parents living in chicago, from chicago, and my parents took me to see jimmy durante at the palmer house in downtown chicago. i remember watching him and i was so mystified by him, and also the audience, it was so exciting. on the way home, the drive home i said to my parents is that job? they said yes, that s a job. i said that s the job i want. mike: at 8 years old. yeah. mike: worked out well for you. worked out well. i m happy. i m with you! mike: audience, that s supposed to be good, you