laughter i dont need a joke for this because thats enough. And finally. Teachers are sleeping with their students. This is the wrong kind of cramming. laughter everybody pack your lunch and sit up straight this is the the nightly show cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central yeah thank you very much thank you thank you very much audience chanting larry larry larry, larry larry, larry. Welcome to the the nightly show. Im Larry Wilmore. We have a couple of great alist celebrities on the show tonight. cheers and applause thats right, man we have kevin pollak and oscar winner monique hey, baby a lot to get to tonight, but first things first. Its time for crazy preacher time roundup. Crazy preacher time round up larry i just love that. Lets check in with an old friend of mine. You know, this is a little embarrassing. I forgot his name. Kimye yolo . Groupon roku . Thats not quite it. Oh, i got it, i got it venmo surfboardt dammit what was it again . No, its got money in it.
Jon thats our show. Here it is the moment of zen. It is very important to the state senate in minnesota, so they are keeping some rules that things dont get craed crazy. . Oarts voted to keep the rule saying they cant make eye contact during a floor debate. This is not voof a floor debate. Thats from curb arry tonightly, an africanamerican woman is set to become one of the most powerful women in the u. S. And for once were not talking about cookie from empire. laughter millionaire pastor Creflo Dollar says his parishioners should pay for a Space Shuttle to take him to mars. laughter i dont need a joke for this because thats enough. And finally. Teachers are sleeping with their students. This is the wrong kind of cramming. laughter everybody pack your lunch and sit up straight this is the the nightly show cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central yeah thank you very much thank you thank you very much audience chanting larry larry larry, larry larry, larry. Welcome to th
North carolina is already seeing high surf as Tropical Storm ana heads for the coast. Its projected to make landfall sometime on sunday. Meanwhile the midwest continues to deal with Severe Weather oklahoma still dealing with flooding in the streets. And the storms are expected to continue today. Dry weather conditions and slightly warmer temperatures can be expected through the weekend as weak High Pressure builds over the region. Temperatures cool early next week as another upper level trough approaches the pacific northwest. A slight chance of anny hong you this is getting a little better overnight as the head of Hurricane Season district and not from the Tropical Storms at the carolinas expected of the 2 4 in. Of rain today and tomorrow but isolated places could give up to 6 in. Of a client and strong winds all possibility and some flooding. Temperatures right now in the 54 San Francisco oakland 53 san jose the morning to you. Anny hong checkup highs for today at 3 00 p. M. We will
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