[roaring] [yelling] yeah rah rahh rah vengeance is mine no, please please show mercy rah [screaming] [gauge beeping] [cheers and applause] thank you, my children. Weve all been through a lot. We got caught up in scauses that didnt mean squat. They turned my message away from the teachings it hid and made it about me and the things that i did which, of course, i didnt do. And even if i did use performance enhancing drugs, so did all the other prophets. But i didnt. So what have we learned from this great wristband theft . Maybe that when stripped of our scauses, only causes are left, and causes shouldnt be worn on our wrists with a sneer. Lets keep our causes where they belong, which is right here. On tshirts free pussy riot [cheers and applause] free pussy riot boys yeah from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming ou
Whoohoo my mom doesnt participate in it. She just likes to be there cause its a lot of the same friends. We all hang out together. Its pretty fun. Anyways, can i get into my house . Itd be great if you could come by. Whoohoo [receiver clicks] the end. Whoohoo from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out so good to see you all im trevor noah our guest tonight is one of the most talented people alive, the creator of hamilton and a star of his dark materials on hobb, Linmanuel Miranda is joining us, everybody cheers and applause so exciting. Also on tonights show, the return of colin kaepernick, why superbugs are all going to kill us and the ongoing inquiry into the biggest political scandal of all time andeth not impeachment. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the alarming medical news t
Michael bloomberg apologizes to black people and the real reason President Trump was in the hospital. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets start with the International News thats blowing up all over the world. Ever since Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and killed himself in prison, all the men who ever associated with him have come under fire, no one more so than Prince Andrew, the one member to have the royal family who everybody always forgets, and this weekend Prince Andrew tried to defend his friendship with the convicted sex offender and he gave the most royally out of touch defense weve ever heard. Prince andrew speaking publicly for the first time about his relationship with now deceased multimillionaire and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Do i regret the fact he has quite obviously conducted himself in a manner unbecoming, yes. Unbecoming . He was a sex offender. Im sorry. Im being polite, in the sense that he was a sex offender. Trevor wow. First of all, i love brit
Monica [ voice breaking ] anybody who wants to support my mom, [bleep] go for it. Lemonis if i cant convince her to trust my process, Monica Potter home may be at risk of closing forever. Monica i just i cant do it. Lemonis sit tight for a second. Monica ii cant do any more. Lemonis my name is marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to save struggling businesses. Were not gonna wake up every morning wondering if we have a job. Were gonna wake up every morning wondering how many jobs we have to do. Its not always pretty. Everythings gonna change everything. But i do it to save jobs, and i do it to make money. This. Lets go to work. Is the profit. You might recognize Monica Potter from nbcs longrunning series parenthood. But when shes not making movies or tv, shes making products like skincare, room sprays, and candles and selling them through her company, Monica Potter home. Monica the best part about the whole company is we are bringing jobs back home. Lemonis a cleveland native, monic
Next time, just remember that were all pretty cool on the west side too, if you know what im saying. Yeah, see you guys later. Come on, boys, youre holdin up the bus. Oh, wow, look, its kenny g himself. Thank you for a wonderful concert, mr. G. Ggoodbye. Oh, well, thank you. You know, its funny, you kiss just like my dad. Well, miss crabtree, this certainly has been a great trip. Lets head home. Which way should we go . Second star to the right and straight on till morning. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out thank you so much take a seat lets do this im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is a billionaire and activist now running for president of the united states, tom steyer is going to be joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, the royal family has a new scandal to deal with. Michae