Shift. Like we Work Together at the cheesecake factory. But hey, im happy to be working at all. Everything is strange right now. We started this year thinking the election was going to be the craziest thing to happen in 2020. Now batman has the damn coronavirus the whole Entertainment Industry is upside down right now. Movies are being delayed. Theaters are mostly closed. But some people are still going to them. Tom cruise went to a Movie Theater in london, but thats different. Because he does all his own stunts. [ cough ] they wouldnt let me drive a cab in die hard with a vengeance. You think theyre letting that little bitch jump out of a plane . Hey wheres guillermo . Guillermo im right here when was the last time you went to a Movie Theater and saw a movie . Whatd you see . Guillermo i saw sonic. Oh, the hedge hog. Is that about the coked up little gopher running around or was that don jr. . Guillermo that was the hedge hog. Do you have a Favorite Movie of mine . Guillermo snakes on
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests jessica alba jack huston. Musical guest keith urban. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you hi, everyone hello thank you so much and welcome to the tonight show, everybody. A big story just came out about something the Trump Administration decided to do or really not to do about the virus back in april. Watch this theres new reporting in the Washington Post that the administration had a plan back in april to send 650 Million Masks by mail but the post reports the plan was scrapped because there were fears in the administration it might cause a panic. Jimmy when the news broke trump was like, see, there was a plan, i just blocked it. Yeah, trump nixed the plan even worse, it was after don jr. Had already licked 2 million envelopes. Are you kidding me . The worst part was when they told trump the
And i was never a fan of brad pitt. He was a young, handsome, beautiful guy. Now i hes a little older but still handsome. I love our military. G. I. Joe is a loser. Your future is what im focused on each and every day. I just saw the picture of chris evans junk. Uh. Everyone loves it. Its fantastic. Uh. And it really looks like a massive i gotta go. phone clicks chewing oreos nnou sho with stephenolbert. Tonight, liar, liar earth on fire. Plus stephen welcomes bob woodward and musical guest luke combs, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen nice. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Chris, mark, good to see you again. Good to see you out there, though of course i cant see you. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were back after two weeks off the air. Thats a long time. I got really good at not doing my job. You should see me not do it. Its pretty unimpressive. A lot happened in those two weeks, but perhaps the most ear
The Supreme Court for 27 years she was a leader in fight against sex discrimination and a pioneer in the battle for womens rights and gender equality this countas lost a true hero, a relentless fighter and role model to women everywhere the loss makes it even more important than everyone vote so register and make sure your vote is counted. Thank you, rbg, rest in peace. We promise to continue the fight that you started from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon joining jimmy and his guests, Julianne Moore, Chace Crawford, polo g and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you very much. Hello. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. And thats the roots right over there. [ applause ] well, guys, as i mentioned earlier, Ruth Bader Ginsburgs passing dominated the news this weekend. Even President Trump seemed genuinely saddened when he heard about it until he addressed the opening Supreme Cour
During an election year. Then its like, asterisk, that rule doesnt apply when we have the white house. Dont be shocked when Mitch Mcconnell says, how come the Supreme Court is a lifetime appointment but our great president is not. You guys feel me . Speaking of lifetime appointments, i cant believe donald j. Trump, people, gets to name three justices to the Supreme Court. The guy cant even name three branches of government but he gets to name three justices who serve for life this is the same guy who has fired everyone he hired because of how bad he is at hiring people for life trump cant even pick his own partner for life but he gets to do it for america . This country is rock and roll. I dont think anybodys surprised Senate Republicans said one thing when obama was president an another thing when its trump. I mean, you cant even call them inconsistent, you know. Doing whatever it takes to get his way is the one consistent principle that Mitch Mcconnell lives by. Its that and eating b