[cheers and applause] zone a is the best zone. The rest of you are zone bm. Is what you are over in the you know today this morning, an asteroid the size of a school bus narrowly passed by earth. In astronomical terms, it just missed us. Which is a shame. I feel like some of you arent praying hard enough. With each passing day, it seems more and more likely that we are on the brink of something very bad. Our president made another history making Statement Last night, when asked if he would leave the white house gracefully if he doesnt win. Win, lose or draw in this election, would you commit here today for a peaceful transfer a a alof pure after the election . Well have to see what happens, as you know ive been complaining very strongly about the ballots, the ballots are a disaster. I understand that, but the people are rioting. We want to, get rid of the ballots, and well have a very peaceful, there wont be a transfer, frankly, therell be a continuation. Jimmy well, so much for that n
Starting to get back to normal. For instance im very excited that the new nfl season kicks off tomorrow. Hank jr. Always asks, are you ready for some football . Hell, im so starved for sports im ready for some badminton. The nfl is doing things differently this year. Like all of us. For safety players will be quarantined for 14 days every time they come in close contact with another player. So the season is going to last 17 years. Some teams are made for this like the Detroit Lions. Their defense hasnt come within six feet of another player since 1998. I can say that because im a Cleveland Browns fan. And as a browns fan, Detroit Lions jokes are all weve got. God bless em. Hey, speaking of sports are you familiar with the beersketball challenge . It started when i put out a song called no i in beer and some creative folks on tiktok took the ball and bounced it. Cause were all in this together to me, its all clear drinkin ought to be a team effort there is no i in beer its a little tric
Virus under control. Plus, we have a rare look inside one Production Facility gearing up for a vaccine. And america divided. We hit the streets to learn how politics are eroding our shared sense of reality right down to what we see. Apparently we see things differently. First, heres todays eye opener. Its your world in 90 seconds. The gloves are off. I can now call him grossly incompetent. The president held a rally in wisconsin while joe biden appeared at a pennsylvania town hall. I married a silly girl. I look up to you. Do you have any plans to stand up for Us Health Care workers. How will you handle russias involvement with trump . They dont ask me questions like that. A former Senior Adviser on the Coronavirus Task force endorses joe biden. The president said maybe this covid thing is a good thing. I dont have to shake hands with these disgusting people. The Southern Coast working to pick up the pieces following Hurricane Sallys destructive path. We have all hands on deck. We want
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests jude law maya erskine and anna konkle musical guest, summer walker and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ applause ] jimmy nice very nice. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, election day is now less than 50 days away yep. The only thing coming sooner than november 3rd is a covid test for anyone who went to the president s indoor rally last night. Overnight at a packed indoor rally, President Trump breaking nevadas covid restrictions to court voters in the key battleground state speaking to a throng of mostly maskless supporters, his first indoor rally in nearly three months jimmy yeah, last night trump held a packed indoor rally in nevada, so it looks like the next longterm residency in las vegas will be the coronavirus. What is trump doing
Also this morning a potential breakthrough in the middle east. Israel, the uae and bahrain set for a historic signing ceremony at the white house. Jared kushner who helped broker the deal joins us live. Under investigation. The breakout star of the netflix hit cheer, 21yearold jerry harris whose popularity skyrocketed this year, now reportedly being investigated by the fbi for allegedly soliciting minors. What he is saying this morning. Mask up. The eyeopening demonstration and why that important metal nose strip is crucial. Plus how superstar paul rudd is teaming up with governor cuomo. Want a challenge . How about a stop the pandemic challenge. What about that . For a masked message for millennials this morning. Oh, wanna dance with somebody and that blockbuster return to the ballroom. Welcome to dancing with the stars. Tyras big debut, derek dancing over to the judges table. Fans flipping out for nelly and all eyes on the tiger queen. Good morning, america. Its great to be with you,