It is my honor to be able to throw donald trump over the top in the delegate count tonight. Congratulations, dad. We love you donald trump makes it official. We are going to make America Great again. I say now is the time for us to rise up and take america back. Is this election more about what disqualifies Hillary Clinton or what qualifies donald trump. It is about both. It is about both. The wizard of oz. Lots of sound and furry, but when you pull back the curtain, it was just donald trump with nothing to offer to the American People. The fast moving brush fire sent smoke over the whohollywoo hills. The Entertainment Industry is mourning the loss of one of its most prolific writers. You never yell cut. The governor of new york saysing it nothing short of a miracle when a construction crane crashed on to the tappan zee bridge. Austin texas, a man says he went down a water slide, he flew off the side. Make america work again. As opposed to mondays theme, make scott baeos work again. Th
Ordinary people that were extraordinary in what they did. Hero is in the a word for those Police Officers out there. It makes me want to do my job even harder. Three officers gunned down in baton rouge. It is unjustifiable rchlt the violence and hatred has to stop. It is there between blacks and whites, democrats and republicans now face the same challenge. Are you intimidated by the enormity of this . This man is awed with the American People and not intimidated by the word. This good man, i believe will be a great president of the United States. I love what he just said. In nice, france, American College student, Nicholas Leslie has been identified as one of the 84 people killed. A coup attempt in turkey. It is irresponsible to have accusations of american involvement, when were simply waiting for their request. Storms swept the midwest, the most violent in eastern iowa, homes and other buildings were damaged. A couple of loud booms. Lift off. Launched a key piece of equipment to the
Me. I think there is no question the dnc was supporting Hillary Clinton. Debbie Wasserman Schultz oustet over the dnc. An email scandal, and then the clinton people say this is the work of russians. I mean, this is above my pay grade. I dont know. I often feel like there is the hillary standard and the standard for everybody else. What is the hillary standard . Well, a lot of unfounded, inaccurate mean spirited attacks with no basis in truth. I generally believe there has never been a candidate better prepared for the presidency than Hillary Clinton. Not eisenhower. I said more. I didnt say they were chopped liver. It burns out of control. They battle huge wildfires in southern california. 100 feet tall, full tornado fire. One person dead, after an explosive device went off in germany. He had been a syrian who had abouten denied a asylum. People were shot in the parking lot. All that no price of playing in new york. Actually, queens. The National Baseball hall of fame class of 2016. I
Orange manatee wacky hats, crazy ties worn by thousands of white guys an entire airplane hangar filled with Donald Trumps exwives well see news, ron and rand, maybe members to have the klan but no muslims or latinos because i think theyve all been banned it will be crazy you cant deny its like christmas in july in cleveland to the quicken loans arena its the finest place youve seen it can merely fit the person fired by Carly Fiorina q doesnt stand for queer though it really doesnt matter there arent many of them here it will be crazy you cant deny its like christmas in july cheers and applause gather around, dancing delegates stephen and theres so much more in store because its not one night, its four so. Randalls greatest will campaign huffing paint to ease the pain and paul ryan will be crying while ben carson juggles brains no ones sitting with Chris Christie and mitt romney bunches in to say does anybody miss me someones in the bathroom yelling why like christmas in july the party
cheers and applause stephen hey hey hey cheers and applause thanks so much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey thanks so much. Thank you, mark. Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show, everybody, please hey, chris. Thanks so much, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Thats awfully nice. Thank you, thank you. You know what . This is what lets me work all day and party all night. cheers and applause haha im stephen colbert. Im your host here for the late show. And you know what . Ive wasted enough time. Donald trump. laughter speaking of wasting time, donald trump. Last night, donald trump appeared at an event here near new jersey to raise money to pay off Chris Christies campaign debt. Now, remember, christie endorsed trump back in february, and by endorse i mean stood behind him wishing for the sweet embrace of death. Christie is heading up trump transition team. And last night, trump showed just how much he appreciates christies help. With carrier and ford and na