laughter wasnt really that big a deal am i was brought through the secret white house tunnel entrance at mt. Rushmore. It was a round table meeting with the president , elvis, still alive, minister farrakhan and the area 51 alien. But i remember, we opened with the traditional fall prayer, sukd on the blood of the rightous and took turns [bleep] the replica of the reagan eye socket oh, wait, i should tell you its with a rep i will ka. The real reagan eye socket is kept in the smithsonian and is only [bleep] on christmas. laughter wow but anyway, the wol secret thing pages it sound sinsters but if you guys insist, it was a secret. Jon ste wrt was invited into the oval office not once but twice. Secret meetings were they . Well, not necessarily secret because it is on the log. Theyre just kind of coming out now, stewart, so depends on how you look at it. Jon right. So i guess if you looked at it, then its not a secret. laughter jon like if you looked at it that it was openly listed and i
Please. What a kind audience. Welcome to the nightly show. I am larry wilmore. These summer audiences, let me tell you. We can all be making out right now with these, if these cameras werent here. Guys, i have to start with this there is son unsettling news out of africa this week. No, no, no. Not president obama doing the african version of the chacha slide. No, no, no. It was this asshole killing a lion. A minnesota dentist facing death threats, threats after killing one of africas most famous lions. Wait, did you say the hunter because dentist . As if people needed another reason to be scared of them. Four out of five dentists recommend crest. I guess the fifth was too busy murdering lions to take the poll. All right well, you know maybe i am jumping to conclusion, maybe this wasnt murder maybe the lion was trying to attack him. Neighbor lion has a sore tooth. Maybe there was something stuck in its paw. Maybe there was a witch and a wardrobe sitch. I dont know. I am just saying, giv
House meetings when he needed media support. Secretly meeting with president obama,. Secret meeting. Had secret meetings. Secretly working together for years. Jon oh [bleep] cheers and applause that i have to tell you this that sounds so much more awesome than what happened. laughter basically the president of the United States called my office and asked twice if i would come to washington and meet with him. And i did. laughter wasnt really that big a deal am i was brought through the secret white house tunnel entrance at mt. Rushmore. It was a round table meeting with the president elvis still alive minister farrakhan and the area 51 alien. But i remember we opened with the traditional fall prayer sukd on the blood of the rightous and took turns [bleep] the replica of the reagan eye socket oh wait i should tell you its with a rep i will ka. The real reagan eye socket is kept in the smithsonian and is only [bleep] on christmas. laughter wow but anyway the wol secret thing pages it soun
bleep er. No. What is this song i like to play whenever i mention bill cosby. Oh, yes. Pgh [ theme to crime show]. Nothing like a little inside audience joke. All right. Okay. We dont have a lot of time what is the latest. Bill cosby trying out a new strategy. Fighting back in the public arena. Thats right. This asshole is doing something he made sure all of those models and actresses couldnt do. He is fighting back. So cosby has hired. Cosby hired Monique Pressley to defend him, so sorry bolivian llama dung miners you no longer have the worlds least appealing job. A visible pivot for bill cosbys legal team mount ago vigorous Public Defense across Network Television and newspapers. If one is getting away with lodging the accusations with no proof then perhaps two can. Then perhaps ten can but that does not make it so. I like the argument, if one chainz, then perhaps two chainz. Very logical. It is logical. It makes sense. Wait. Can i see that lawyer again . Okay. All right. Just a simp
Big news from yesterday. The white house taking jon stewart very seriously. Politico is reporting that stewart secretly viingtsed the white house. The president invited stewart to two secret white house meetings when he needed media support. Secretly meeting with president obama,. Secret meeting. Had secret meetings. Secretly working together for years. Jon oh [bleep] cheers and applause that i have to tell you this that sounds so much more awesome than what happened. laughter basically the president of the United States called my office and asked twice if i would come to washington and meet with him. And i did. laughter wasnt really that big a deal am i was brought through the secret white house tunnel entrance at mt. Rushmore. It was a round table meeting with the president elvis still alive minister farrakhan and the area 51 alien. But i remember we opened with the traditional fall prayer sukd on the blood of the rightous and took turns [bleep] the replica of the reagan eye socket o