bleep er. No. What is this song i like to play whenever i mention bill cosby. Oh, yes. Pgh [ theme to crime show]. Nothing like a little inside audience joke. All right. Okay. We dont have a lot of time what is the latest. Bill cosby trying out a new strategy. Fighting back in the public arena. Thats right. This asshole is doing something he made sure all of those models and actresses couldnt do. He is fighting back. So cosby has hired. Cosby hired Monique Pressley to defend him, so sorry bolivian llama dung miners you no longer have the worlds least appealing job. A visible pivot for bill cosbys legal team mount ago vigorous Public Defense across Network Television and newspapers. If one is getting away with lodging the accusations with no proof then perhaps two can. Then perhaps ten can but that does not make it so. I like the argument, if one chainz, then perhaps two chainz. Very logical. It is logical. It makes sense. Wait. Can i see that lawyer again . Okay. All right. Just a simple observation. You hired a female black lawyer and you didnt go with Claire Huxtable . Just more proof of your guilt. Thats all i am saying. All right. So lets take a look at what not Claire Huxtable is putting out there as a Public Defense strategy. According to the New York Times the teams strategy is to proceed on three broad fronts. Before i get into it i thought we could say a bunch of time by popping those balloons one at a time by using a puddin pop. Sound like fun . Okay. There is a lot of puddin in this pop. I agree with it. Okay. Okay. First off, first off, according to the New York Times, they plan to cast mr. Cosbys use of drugs during sex as a widely accepted practice four decades ago. Yeah. Yeah, the problem is that nonconsensual sex has never been a widely accepted practice. Just hasnt caught on. So basically the lawyers are going with the defense of everyone used ludes, you know. Take some ludes. About a, about a, about a. We are all doing ludes. Bah, bah then why didnt he ever use them . Oh, oh me me me, i know the answer. Because he wanted to be the only one awake for the raping; is that right . Okay. The lets puddin pop this theory. All right. There we go. Okay. Cool. Lets continue. The second point in cosbys Public Defense strategy is to assert by his testimony does not change his consistent denials that he did anything criminally wrong. Hmm. Consistently denying something in the face of overwhelming damning evidence doesnt make you innocent, it makes you the new england patriots. We have some patriot hate in other words the audience. Man, i am a seahawks fan. No, i am not over it. Its nothing personal, patriot fans it is just that you cheated. Okay. Oh, that is another theory popped. Okay. Great. [ applause ] okay. Now, its strange. So far this multifront defense plan doesnt involve a shred of evidence suggesting innocence. This is america you say, innocent until proven guilty. Nope. Thats for a court of law not the court of public opinion. Which is the only court available right now because cosby seems to avoid actual courtrooms almost as much as he avoids actual pants. All right. There is something not right about that which leads do you see the third point in cosbys Defense Strategy to argue that it was a mistake for the Court Documents to be released. Uhhuh. All right. Because if there is one thing innocent people hate its the truth getting out. There. Okay. Now, i understand why they dont want these documents out. Especially when your client is saying stuff like this. I dont hear her say anything, he said. And i dont feel her say anything. And so i continue and i go into the area that is somewhere between permission and rejection. I am not stopped. Larry that area . That area is called rape. Okay. I think i have identified the problem. But look, guys there is one of three possibilities here. Number one, cosby absolutely knows he raped these women and is lying and covering it up. Number 2, please refer to number one. Or number 3, cosby does not consider his actions to be rape and he is just having a vocabulary issue. You know, i think we need a word blerd. Word blerd okay. Tonights word is rapist. Now a rapist is a person who commits an unlawful sexual act with or without force on another person without their consent. And a person who is physically or mentally incapacitated whether by alcohol, drugs or being as veep is unable to consent. When you give a woman way looks to knock her out thats what you are doing and even if you call the quaaludes cutesy names like disco biscuits, as 0 cosby did in his deposition i am not making this bleep up, it doesnt matter. I dont care if he calls them rock n roll scones or jazz crumpets, it is still rape. All right . [ cheers and applause ] larry now a rapist, a papist may believe, a rapist uses sex to as certain power over their victims to take what they believe what they deserve. When of course what they actually deserve is to rot in jail. And by denying their victims their sexual agency, a rapist increes their own deluded sense of selfworth, which is why a rapist can tell someone else to pull up their pants even though he himself never did. [ cheers and applause ] larry but if you still confused and you are looking for another definition of the word rapist, it is pretty simple. Just read the paper. This has been word blerd. We will be right back. Okay, what is this . Its chewy. Really icy. Wooh. Thats intense it just hits you. Its gum. No. Its totally a mint its disappearing as i am chewing it. Where did it go . Its not a gum. Not a mint. Its a totally new cool. New ice breakers cool blasts. If you cant stand the heat, get off the test track. 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What is your take because we live in a real pc world right now, right . My god. This the end times. Lets face the facts. The end of civilization . The end of comedy standup comedy, i believe as we know it. You think so . I will tell you, as far as is considered actual people all over everybody online is deciding that joke offended me, that joke offends me. They were doing it before but just using parchments. You can make jokes about anything, you can make jokes about rape you just cant imply that rape is a joke. It is sort of larry yeah. Absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] larry all right. You can make jokes about it as long as it is not gratuitous for shock value. Like this is how i test my comedy is offensive, if i can do it in front of people i am talking about, like some people, some comedians can only do racist jokes in front of not that race and if that is the case then they are racist and thats how i test it. Larry you mean a white employedian can only do jokes about black people in a room full of white people and he is scared to do it in front of a black audience then he is racist. Yeah. I tell jokes because i love to, amount tiny people and jokes in china town so that makes me super nuts. Larry why didnt they larry and with an accent by the way. I think ifw3 your humor relies on offending people, right, and hurting peoples feelings, then you are not funny to begin with. You see oh, yeah. He looks funny. Until now we are in front of a live audience. I am talk about remarks that hurt people in a live crowd supposedly said and it is a twitter thing and then your article is like amy shuheart as an example, people who dont know amy schumer saying this is offensive, comparing her jokes to charlestown shooting and acting like that is a correlation you can make. Larry right. Do you think it is hurt not to be able to talk about things like rape . Of course nobody, nobody has an honest, really honest discussion because they are afraid they will get justice guyably boycotted by the majority. I didnt, like i didnt like the 1940s and 1950s. It is a bit of that. Larry oh, 1950. Comedians we say what we say and then we get lambasted online but then again, Political Correctness is often used as an excuse by the racist, no we cant say that because we are just giving our honest opinion. Larry somebody asked permission to why do you want to say bleep . I just want to say for the record it is not only comedy, i wonder about all of our discussions. Like it seems to me donald trump is popular because people dont think he has a filter. You know what . I like trumps fourpoint plan about the middle east. It is not that. It is like he called bleep in the paper. Oh. Thats why you want to vote for him . But the thing is, he speaks without a filter. No. He is speaking without a brain. [ cheers and applause ] why is, why is he so appealing, do you think people agree with what he is saying. Some people agree with what he is saying and i think everybody else, if people cant speak without messing up, without, without being prepackaged, being the slickest, people just speak these platitudes and bromides and everybody oh, yeah, yeah, and that is society right now and anything outside of that is going to be refreshing to people even if it is wrong. People, think of it. Larry people like him because he is offensive even if exactly. Larry okay. Go ahead. I feel like, i am not act a accusing you of this, one of five Republican Voters out there, oh and they say it it is refreshing. I think refreshing is a word you can say, because you cant say i just like the racist thing. Anything can be psychologically, i am just saying there is something about somebody being authentic as opposed to everybody just sitting back and saying we need to get together as a community and just speaking the platitudes, and it dont change anything. First of all, i dont feel like politicians are putting plans of being a president. None of them do. I dont think he is stopping anybody from saying anything. That is what is bothering me, nobody is stopping you from saying something offensive. Nobody is stopping me from being offended that is free. That is progress. But there is also da in some ways, it is mentality of the mob because if you have people, take you have people deciding to associate somebody with you making jokes and most of the people that are putting us down they are like the new puritans they decided we are going to go after comedy, and slice them the way we want and decide to be offended. But the problem what we are going to do with comedians is not payback. What happens is the public goes upup and they are forced to make fake apologies. We have to go where the comedians say i wont apologize for what i am saying. Thats right. It is in the moment and it is in the room and shut the hell up. I think comedians should have different rules than like politicians. Yeah. Because we are supposed to be like, what like the huckabees do we have where he is talking about obama . Did you hear this . Yes. He is so naive he would trust the iranians and he would take the israelis and basically march them to the door of the oven. Can we stop using the hitler analogy please . Can we just stop doing that . And huck wee, the last time huckabee ran for president he endorsed cutting exactly this kind of deal with iran. It is the trumping down of our politics. Well if he is going to do it we are all going to say really stupid bleep so we canable get discovered too. And look, it works. Larry so what do you think . Do you think at the end of the day trump is going to do anything, and without ever coming out, without any policy just talking bleep . Sure. Larry yes . Yes. It is fun to watch. I want to see him in a debate. Actually as a president with schwartz negativer. Schwartz negativer. Anything can happen. Larry i dont want the show to stop. We will be right back. If you live in the new york city area or are planning a visit grab some free tickets to the nightly show. Showcases monday through thursday. For complete details go to the this is smith forge hard cider. Its like jacob here. Strong. Sturdy. [ shouts ] but not too sweet. [ male announcer ] built from apples. Come on, jacob built to refresh. Throw it to me smith forge hard cider. Made strong. Ohhh dennys new fantastic fourcheese omelette is packed with crispy bacon and fresh veggies. explosion check please introducing the fantastic fourcheese omelette. Dennys. Welcome to amercias diner. Fantastic 4, only in theaters. 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