Thats right. Ivanka trumps new book went on sale today. I cant wait to learn to read it, said eric. [ light laughter ] Hillary Clinton today said she is very aware of the shortfalls of her campaign that caused her to lose the election. Specifically short falls, michigan and short falls, wisconsin. [ light laughter ] White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer today left his Daily Press Briefing without taking questions from reporters. Spicer was apparently too busy taking questions from himself. Why do i keep doing this . What . [ light laughter ] whats wrong with me . Why dont i just quit . [ light laughter ] President Trump tweeted yesterday, quote, president Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the civil war started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen. Oh, man. Now that trump learned when Andrew Jackson died, how often do you think hes gonna squeeze it into conversation . [ light laughter ] i was so sorry to hear about your mother. Its just like when Andrew
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 666. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness hey welcome welcome [ cheers and applause ] you know its going to be a hot show. I feel it. I feel the love i give it right back to you. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at tonight. Hot show tonight. Heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big. I saw that today President Trump had a phone call with vladimir putin. Yeah. Actually, theyre just continuing the phone call they were just having last night, since neither of them would hang up first. [ laughter and applause ] [ as putin and trump ] you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up. [ laughter ] thats right, putin talking to trump. Even obama was like, now, this call im going to wiretap. [ laughter and applause ] put the popcorn on. [ applause ] t
Musical guest lp, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 667, maryland steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, welcome, welcome. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, baby this is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here watching it. You made it. Thank you very much for being here. Welcome. Heres what people are talking about, a bit of a scandal here. I saw that last night melania trumps twitter account liked a tweet suggesting she doesnt like her husband. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] but melania claimed she didnt mean to like it, she meant to retweet it. And you go, well thats worse [ laughter and applause ] apparently the tweet said the only wall trump has built is the one between him and melania. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] trump was like, at this point, ill take credit for any wall getting built. [ laughter and applause ] i did it. [ applause ] of course, yesterda
Oh, you should have told me. Ships in the night. [ light laughter ] fbi director james comey testified before congress today, and said that it makes him mildly nauseous to think that his actions might have affected the election. Of course, that might just be from all that time he spent looking at Anthony Weiners laptop. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that fbi director james comey is the best thing that ever happened to Hillary Clinton. Thats ridiculous. Everybody knows the best thing that ever happened to Hillary Clinton is balloons. [ laughter and applause ] according according to a new politico poll, 48 of voters approve of the job President Trump is doing. Of course, a lot of them think that job is plus sized golf shirt model. [ laughter ] American Airlines recently announced that they plan on cutting leg room in economy class, while United Airlines announced theyll be cutting legs. [ laughter and applause ] we are coming down with the beverage cart [ laughter ] get you
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 667, maryland steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, welcome, welcome. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, baby this is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here watching it. You made it. Thank you very much for being here. Welcome. Heres what people are talking about, a bit of a scandal here. Melania trumps twitter account liked a tweet suggesting she doesnt like her husband. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] but melania claimed she didnt mean to like it, she meant to retweet it. And you go, well thats worse [ laughter and applause ] apparently the tweet said the only wall trump has built is the one between him and melania. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] trump was like, at this point, ill take credit for any wall getting built. [ laughter and applause ] i did it. [ applause ] of course, yesterday trump had a big phone call with Vladim