[ cheers and applause jimmy aha that is so nice thank you welcome welcome, thank you very much please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause the best show, the place to be what a show tonight. Lets get to some news you guys, the race for 2 2020 is heating up i saw that today President Trump campaigned in iowa trump looked out over the cornfields and said, well, i cant believe that one day all these plants will become beautiful corn dogs. [ laughter and applause american grown but trumps actually a big fan of iowa. Mostly because the university of iowas hawkeye mascot looks just like him. [ laughter and applause but get this, while trump was in iowa, joe biden was also there at the same time very interesting usually when two guys over 70 go on the same trip, its a a movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman [ laughter and applause well, before he left for iowa, trump talked to reporters about his immigration deal
[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause i hope everyone had a Great Fathers day like a lot of the people, i spent the day on facetime looking up my dads nose [ laughter ] i go, dad, you control the what . I think i hung up. No, you didnt dad. [ laughter ] its only monday but its already been a crazy week tensions are rising with iran. And people are worried we might be headed for a war. But americas actually facing an even bigger threat. O. J. Simpson has joined twitter. Jimmy thats right [ laughter ] o. J. Simpson joined twitter. Yeah, if you thought trump on twitter was scary, wait til you get a notification that says, o. J. Simpson is now following you. Youre like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause but its crazy o. J. Made a twitter account. Hes already got over 600,000 followers. Its more followers than when he was driv
Of staff, mick mulvaney, to leave the room, after mulvaney coughed while he was speaking. Which is weird, but at least it explains why melania started smoking unfiltered pall malls. [ laughter ] President Trump announced plans this week to help people who leave prison find jobs as opposed to his Current Program where he gives people jobs and then they go to prison. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the Supreme Court is expected to hand down rulings on up to 24 cases in the coming days before their summer break. Also getting 24 cases before summer break, brett kavanaugh. [ laughter and applause [ audience oohs the dnc has announced the lineup for next weeks president ial primary debate with elizabeth warren, cory booker, amy klobuchar, beto orourke and bill de blasio facing off against all of your friends dads [ laughter ] [ applause ] hi president ial hopeful Pete Buttigieg said in a new interview that he is almost certain that america has already had president s who were gay. And im