New york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with the tore that everyone is talking about. Mitch mcconnells hands. This was terrifying. What the hell happened . You see his hand . Guy looks like he was them wrestling a raccoon. Whats going on with that color . Looks like he was thinking about doing blackface but decided to start slowly. One hand at a time. Didnt say anything about black hand. Mcconnell says hes fine and has no medical condition to be worried about. So that shits just like normal i guess. Im glad hes fine but i guess that means his hands patchily look like a banana that fell under the fridge two months ago. Makes it taste sweeter, maaa. Last night was the second and final president ial debate of all time no, of this election. And Donald Trumps last president ial at the bait ever until 2024 because, no matter what happens, we all know hes running again, people, hes not going any
Virus pandemic, heightened security concerns in the Nations Capital as well. Over the course of 70 minutes President Trump winter is unprecedented and historic accomplishments of his historic first term in office. President trump reminded voters as well that there is much, much more to be done, more battles for him to fight and to win for the American People. Together we have ended the rule of the failed Political Class and they are desperate to get their power back by any means necessary. You have seen that. They are angry at me because instead of putting them first i very simply said america first. So tonight i say to all americans, this is the most important election in the history of our country. There has never been such a difference between two parties are to individuals in ideology, philosophy or vision then there is right now. Our opponents believe america is a depraved nation. We want our sons and daughters to know the truth, america is the greatest and the most [applause] lou
Virus pandemic, heightened security concerns in the Nations Capital as well. Over the course of 70 minutes President Trump winter is unprecedented and historic accomplishments of his historic first term in office. President trump reminded voters as well that there is much, much more to be done, more battles for him to fight and to win for the American People. Together we have ended the rule of the failed Political Class and they are desperate to get their power back by any means necessary. You have seen that. They are angry at me because instead of putting them first i very simply said america first. So tonight i say to all americans, this is the most important election in the history of our country. There has never been such a difference between two parties are to individuals in ideology, philosophy or vision then there is right now. Our opponents believe america is a depraved nation. We want our sons and daughters to know the truth, america is the greatest and the most exceptional na
Virus pandemic, heightened security concerns in the Nations Capital as well. Over the course of 70 minutes President Trump winter is unprecedented and historic accomplishments of his historic first term in office. President trump reminded voters as well that there is much, much more to be done, more battles for him to fight and to win for the American People. Together we have ended the rule of the failed Political Class and they are desperate to get their power back by any means necessary. You have seen that. They are angry at me because instead of putting them first i very simply said america first. So tonight i say to all americans, this is the most important election in the history of our country. There has never been such a difference between two parties are to individuals in ideology, philosophy or vision then there is right now. Our opponents believe america is a depraved nation. We want our sons and daughters to know the truth, america is the greatest and the most exceptional na
Maybe i do overreact sometimes. Waaaah . Maybe i need to realize that my emotions can be hormonal and not just take things out on you. Aaaah . Aaaaah . Randy. Im. Sorry. Aaaah. Aaaaaah. [ voice breaking ] thank you, sharon. I dont know what its like to have periods, but ill try to be more understanding from now on. [ cellphone rings ] sorry. Sorry. One second. [ keypad beeps ] hello . Yes. What . When . Oh, my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. [ keypad beeps ] what is it . Theres been another school shooting. Stans been shot. Should we get down there . [ sighs ] its not the end of the world. Aaaah. [ laughing ] i love you, sharon. Welcome to another episode of the daily distancing show. Im trevor noah, and on tonights upsewed, ll cool j is going to join us on the show. I chat to Kimberly Jones about black lives matter, and john bolton has a brandnew book out exposing President Trump. But the jokes on you, bolton because trump cant read. Lets catch up on todays headlines, welcome to the d