Deadline. It was a crucial test for the Obama Administration they set an am bishes goal. I think success looks like 7 Million People signing up by the end of march. Jon and failure looks me me looks like we never have this information. Youll never get there. Allegedly four Million People signed up. They expect to three more million in one month. That is goag about a disaster jon disaster its a fever dream. Fit more by the outlandish opiate fiend as he lays on an alphabet city mattress. Watched chinatown. The deadline passed. Give us the total. 7. 1 million americans have signed up for private insurance plans through these marketplaces. 7. 1. Jon wow. Got it almost exactly. [laughter] with a healthy 1. 4 margin of error that will ease suspicions. Queue the celebration. This say phony number. I think the white house is lying about the numbers. This is a sham. I think they are cooking the books on this. Jon if i know this administration they are steaming the books instead of cooing them w
Ceasefire, a 72hour ceasefire. Very nice. [cheering and applause] thats three days. Heres what im hoping for, a threeday ceasefire somehow miraculously returns into an eightday ceasefire and suddenly we got ourselves another hanukkah working, a whole other miracle. Obviously this is something a lot of us have been hoping for. We continue to support diplomatic efforts to end the violence between israel and hamas. The president has put his presidency behind the efforts to try find peace in the region. Jon and now we got three days of it. [laughter] a long weekend of peace. Its still too early to really know what brought this about, but we do know that the break came after this israel has made a request for resupply of several types of ammunition. As one defense official said to me, they have been using up an awful lot. Jon thats, of course, the correspondent from the understatement times picayune. So maybe thats what happens. Theyre just running out of [bleeped] to blow up. Maybe what ha
Ceasefire, a 72hour ceasefire. Very nice. [cheering and applause] thats three days. Heres what im hoping for, a threeday ceasefire somehow miraculously returns into an eightday ceasefire and suddenly we got ourselves another hanukkah working, a whole other miracle. Obviously this is something a lot of us have been hoping for. We continue to support diplomatic efforts to end the violence between israel and hamas. The president has put his presidency behind the efforts to try find peace in the region. Jon and now we got three days of it. [laughter] a long weekend of peace. Its still too early to really know what brought this about, but we do know that the break came after this israel has made a request for resupply of several types of ammunition. As one defense official said to me, they have been using up an awful lot. Jon thats, of course, the correspondent from the understatement times picayune. So maybe thats what happens. Theyre just running out of [bleeped] to blow up. Maybe what ha
After the bell as originally expected. Andrew has more on that. Okay. Thank you, becky. Ibm sending out an advisory that plans to release the results of their Third Quarter at 7 00 a. M. Eastern time. Well have details on what the announcement could be because the wall street journal says they will play global foundings to take its money losing chip business off of its hands. So the deal of sorts where nobody is buying something from them but they are paying to get rid of it. Ibm is talking to potential buyers, but buyers is the wrong term. Neither company is reporting on this, but well hear more about that in just an hour. No one is going to pay them for it . Exactly. That is not a good way to get rid of assets, right . Usually you want them to buy it from you. But this one is pretty interesting. And mark andreesse in is stepping down from ebays board of directors. He was central to the battle with karl ikan. He says its the right time. He said andreessen made a lot of money he made a
Which, of course, i didnt do. And even if i did use performance enhancing drugs, so did all the other prophets. But i didnt. So what have we learned, from this great wristband theft . Maybe. That when stripped of our scauses, only causes are left. And causes shouldnt be worn on our wrists with a sneer. Lets keep our causes where they belong, which is right here. On tshirts free pussy riot [cheers and applause] free pussy riot boys yeah yay january 14, 2013. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon hello, everybody. Welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight is the great one, roger waters of pink floyd will be going up here. Obviously the interview will be accompanied by a laser show. Let me just get right to it. If you are here and you did recently get married laughing , you have to bring your sister along . I dont want to get into it now. Before we begin, one quick bit of housek