So pick up hallmarks the dr. Atlas holiday card collection today because dr. Atlas says to ignore the c. D. C. And dont fear the pilgrim reaper. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, hes dying up there. Plus stephen welcomes ll cool j, dave grohl and musical guest foo fighters, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. I dont know why im yelling. Welcome to a late show. Its just you and me. Im Stephen Colbert, your host. Mark, chris, evie is here. Always a lovely night. Youre looking lovely over there. Folks, as you always do thats not news. Folks, as much as its hard to contemplate, our nation is in the grips of a seemingly endless plague, and he wont leave the white house. Its been 12 days since the president lost the election and he continues to pursue his strong legal argument of but i dont wanna ill catch you up on the latest president
Its from dead people. The results wont matter because. Its the most important of our lifetime. Hanging in the balance is control of the senate, which republicans need to check joe biden. Who will never be inaugurated. Trump won the election by a lot votes will be run in this. By gay liberal dogs. Go to the. Rigged polls. And vote. Pointlessly. For a darker tomorrow for the United States of ascareica. Were the g. O. P. And we need medication. No we dont, who told you that . Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight send out the clowns. Plus, stephen welcomes Olivia Colman and Gillian Anderson and musical guest, Kylie Minogue featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody cheers welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its been five days since it became clear that joe biden won the election, at which point the current president refused to conc
Calm. You know hell do it calm, the polls have biden ahead. Dont tell me about polls. The polls had hillary ahead. How did that go . Calm, calm buzzer couple calm calm calm screw calm vote vote votes announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, should we joe . Plus stephen welcomes john oliver, cher and musical guest jojo, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. I stake exception to the way we announce cher tonight. John oliver, cher. No, its john oliver, cher did cher do something to our announcer . Cher cher im so excited about cher. John olivers price nys. John olivers nice. We are only 23 minutes away from november 3, the day weve all been hopedreading while laughscreaming at our doomscrolling. Tomorrow night we will be live on showtime at 11 00 p. M. For our Election Night special. If you dont have showtime, just sign
I win taffyland comes with a 231yearold rule book that is the foundation of the game, which you can interpret any way you want. Its my turn. Where are the dice . You cant feed the dice to the dog. Who says . Ill see you in court taffyland stop the game edition because playing by the rules is a lesson you never have to learn announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, keep calm and count on. Plus, stephen welcomes Larry Wilmore and musical guest Laura Benanti. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Im here with my friends mark and chris. Scotts over there. Evies right over there. Were taping this just a little while after donald trump walked into the White House Briefing room, actually, and tried to poison american democracy. Thats why im not sitting down yet. I just dont feel like it yet. Thats
Wrong. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight down for the count. Plus, stephen welcomes Shepard Smith. And musical guests leon bridges and lucky daye. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome, ladies and gentlemen to a late show. It is 11 35 east coast time, and cbs is ready to project that i am your host, Stephen Colbert. Though theres a good chance donald trump is going to challenge that in court. And 24 hours later, we still dont know the winner of the president ial election. I win i win i win stephen get out of here go more on that later. As you can see, i am still on the election set, because the elections still going on. As we knew it would. We planned to keep this set up for days, because, covid. Its going to take a while to count all the votes and its all coming down to a few states where theyre still counting votes in north carolina, georgia, nevada, an