Its from dead people. The results wont matter because. Its the most important of our lifetime. Hanging in the balance is control of the senate, which republicans need to check joe biden. Who will never be inaugurated. Trump won the election by a lot votes will be run in this. By gay liberal dogs. Go to the. Rigged polls. And vote. Pointlessly. For a darker tomorrow for the United States of ascareica. Were the g. O. P. And we need medication. No we dont, who told you that . Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight send out the clowns. Plus, stephen welcomes Olivia Colman and Gillian Anderson and musical guest, Kylie Minogue featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody cheers welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its been five days since it became clear that joe biden won the election, at which point the current president refused to concede, duct taped himself to the resolute desk, and slapped a sign on the oval office door that says no dems aloud. He is like a toddler too hopped up on sugar to go to bed. Theres no reasoning with him. You just have to let him tire himself out, wait until he falls asleep on the kitchen floor, and hope he hasnt conspired with the dog to stage a coup. And ill give you the latest in my overin70days segment coup detat coup detat coup detat coup detat the road from the white house. Stephen well, buckle up, buddy boys, because getting this guy out of office is going to be a bumpy ride. Yesterday, the administration removed Senior Defense officials and installed loyalists, triggering alarm at the pentagon. And im being told we have footage of that alarm. I won i won i won iwaaah stephen president s dont usually sack top defense officials when theyre planning to leave office in a couple of months. One defense official put it this way this is scary. Its very unsettling. These are dictator moves. Yes, but they have inspired an exciting new maroon five remix the moves like stalin ive got the moves like stalin ive got the moooooves like Stalin Stephen if thats not dictatory enough for you, dear leader was unhappy with these officials in part because they resisted the president s entreaties to make available military weaponry, including tanks and jets, for trumporchestrated holiday displays. Because its not the thanksgiving day parade until you see santa riding on his christmas nuke so, its a little concerning. But you know whos not worried . President elect and founder of the septuagenarian fight club, joe biden. Biden was asked about what effect the president s tantrums were having on the incoming administration, and he said this well, i just think it is an embarrassment, quite frankly. The only thing that. How can i say this tactfully . I think it will not help the president s legacy. Stephen nicely played. But at this point, what could hurt his legacy . Its like finding out Jeffrey Dahmer illegally parked in handicapped spots bad, but the ledgers pretty full. And sos the freezer. Biden continued i am confident that, the fact that they are not willing to acknowledge we won at this point, is not of much consequence in our planning and in what we are able to do between now and january 20. Stephen you know what . It feels good that ignoring the president is now so president ial. Bidens advisers dont seem too concerned though, viewing the g. O. P. s legal and p. R. Efforts as a comedy of errors. Yes, its just like shakespeare the president s fraud claims are much ado about nothing because hes pulling these accusations of fraud right out of his coriolanus. laughter of course, members of the losing campaign claim theres plenty of evidence. Take White House Press secretary and winter sorceress spreading frost on flowers, kayleigh mcenany. Mcenany was on the fox news last night, socially distancing from reality, and she provided this ironclad case. We keep hearing the drumbeat of where is the evidence . Right here, sean, 234 pages of sworn affidavits. These are real people, real allegations, signed with notaries. These are real, and anyone who cares about transparency and integrity of the system should want this to pursue to the discovery phase. Stephen well you never said they were printed on paper. In that case, ive found even more proof. In the form of thee affidavits that onto look like thai food moneyues. And exhibit two its labeled and everything voter fraud enjoy the go it wont roll off my finger. Okay. Theres a reason the white house has had such a hard time finding fraud. Some states have incredible standards for election transparency, like vermont, where officials have already published complete president ial results for every single town. Were talking burlington, stowe, montpelier, roxbury, xtrasharp roxbury, ben, and jerry, cranberrycandle, and the peoples collective of west hemp ponchotown. And whats extra fun is that you can also see the full list of all 1,942 writein votes for president , a big chunk of which went to senator bernie sanders, with 619 votes, or. 17 of the total. as bernie that puts me in the top 17 of the bottom 1 right where i want to be and i promise that this impersonation is not going anywhere, unlike the impressions of other losing president ial candidates. Feel the bern, beeeeottch i figure that ones growing on me too. Im losing it, im losing it tonight. Other celebs receiving writein votes include Dwayne Johnson joe pesci, kiefer sutherland, tea leoni, keanu reeves, betty white, wutang clan, melissa mcarthy, john stewart spelled with an h, so not that jon stewart, just some guy named john stewartand oprah winfrey, who, because she got six votes, is now legally the comptroller of brattleboro. as oprah its time to issue municipal boooonds why do i why do i do this . Its kind of bordering on kermit yay im oprah there were also some brave attempts to spell the names of actual politicians, including tussli gabbard, mike hinekabee, the ticket of kasic and budttigig, former governor a. Skidgewomzemegger, and tord sandwich. Unbelievable. Its not that hard to spell lindsey graham. But the one actual writein candidate who may be taking this loss the hardest is h. P. Lovecraft prehuman god of madness, cthulhu. This is a devastating loss for cthulu. Since the election, the great dreamer has been hunkered down in the underwater city of rleeyay weighing his legal options. Mcconnell believe it is 100 within the rights of this earthly manifestation of eldritch horror to look into allegations of voting irregularities. Whats the downside of humoring him for this little bit of time beyond our concept of time . No one seriously thinks hell rise from the boiling seas to spread his tentacles and melt mens minds with visions of noneuclidian geometry. Except for his close ally abholos, a grey festering blob of infinite malevolence also known as bill barr. The news coming out of the administration right now is pretty scary. But it helps that some of it is also deeply stupid, like this story about republican activist and vice principal who called you in to ask if your mom got his flowers, dean browning. Browning has been very vocal in his support of the outgoing president. On sunday, he tweeted, what trump built in four years, biden will destroy in four months. Whoa, dean, theres no way itll only take only four months for biden to disassemble his chicken bucket fort. I know so far this story seems pretty ordinary, but heres where it gets weird. After browning posted that tweet, a twitter user pushed back, saying that the president had only taken credit for obamas accomplishments, to which browning responded im a black gay guy, and i can personally say that obama did nothing for me. My life only changed a little bit, and it was for the worse. Well, it certainly did change for the worse you turned into some pasty straight white guy named dean browning. Reminds me of the famous lincolndouglas debate, when lincoln made a great point in favor of abolition, and douglas replied im a black gay guy, and i can personally say that slavery rules. Now, if youll excuse me, i have to go do black gay guy stuff. Heres what people think happened browning is likely the owner of another twitter account, one claiming to be a gay black man who loves trump, and he simply forgot to log in to it before posting the reply. Yes, he was trying to do something deceptive, but instead did something idiotic, a move known in political circles as the full rudy. End of story, right . Wrong. Because, my friends, heres where the weird gets strange. Hours after his gay black man tweet, browning posted, regarding the tweet that is going viral from my account i was quoting a message that i received earlier this week from a follower. Sorry if context was not clear. If context was unclear . You didnt even put it in quotes. The only thing that could have made it less clear would be if you had signed it dean browning, straight, white woman. So did dean make a mistake or did he tweet a random, unattributed quote . Well never know. Except we might, because heres where the strange weirdness gets odd. After browning tweeted out his explanation, a reporter stumbled onto what he believed was the fake account that dean was trying to post from, tweeting you know who replies to dean browning a lot . dan purdy, a gay black trump supporter who joined twitter in october, with links to purdys twitter account showing his avatar of a cartoon black man in a beanie. Okay, case closed and then reopened, because heres where the odd, strange weirdness gets fishy. After the reporters scoop, the dan purdy twitter account posted this video hey, guys. My name is dan purdy, and i am, indeed, a gay black man. Stephen well, my name is Stephen Colbert, and i am here the message that you saw on deans twitter was posted i dont actually know how it was posted, but i did send it to him. No, im not a bot. I hope you understand. Stephen no, i dont understand and if youre confused, too, strap em if you got em, because heres where the fishy, strange, weird oddness gets bizarre. After purdy posted that video, reporters pointed out that purdy looks exactly like a man named william holte, otherwise known as byl with a y holte, otherwise known as the adopted son and nephew of music legend Patti Labelle. Oh, why didnt you say so . If id known that from the beginning, it wouldnt have helped at all well, do you have anything to clear this up, Patti Labelle . Bocca chocca latta, yaya stephen that clears that up. Weve got a great show for you tonight. My guests are the crowns Olivia Colman and Gillian Anderson. But when we return, goop has a new holiday gift guide, and so do we. Stick around. Sport mode it is. Lets see what this baby can do. Or. We could check out that Farmers Market . No you know what . Ill be in chill mode. button click if anyone needs me. Propilot assist with navilink. Available on the allnew nissan rogue. When panhe doesnt justs mmake a pizza. He uses fresh, clean ingredients to make a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. 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You know, when tension is coming to me on my birthday im sending the love right back. Louis armstrong used to give gifts to people on his birthday. Stephen thats lovely. Jon i love that kind of stuff. Stephen hobbits do that in lord of the rings. They give other people presents on their birthdays. Jon i like that a lot. Stephen i want to say this about the veterans, too, we want to send love out to all the veterans out there, especially right now, and especially those coming back from service overseas, because its so important for them to be able to see their families, especially around the holidays, but right now, they cant because of the covid quarantine and the inability to travel freely in the United States. So if you know a veteran out there, especially somebody who has just come back, send them a lot of love these holidays. Because this isolation that everybody is feeling right now, theyve made that sacrifice for us for years so that we could be safe over here. Got anything for the veterans there, jon. Jon oh, my good. The veterans, this is my rhapsody for the veterans. Stephen jon batiste, everybody. Thank you, jon. Happy birthday. Folks, we are still in the midst of a global pandemic, with a whiteknuckled grip on our republic, so its the perfect time to remember whats truly important buying things. And who better to guide us than lifestyle guru and grownup hansen brother, gwyneth paltrow. Cuz its the most goopiful time of the year its the release of the goop holiday gift guide. And this years offerings do not disagoop. Like this 1,995 acrylic ouija board. Ooh, somethings coming somethings coming through. It says you. Are. A. Sucker. Goop also has a number of foodthemed gifts on offer this year, like this 240 german oat flaker. Because you cant be flaking your oats like some filthy swede. Have some selfrespect, mein herr and you might be saying, stephen, dont all oats come preflaked . To which i say, why dont you go enjoy your pickled herring, ya damn swede. Thats not all. Goopeth is also recommending a 210 bed lamp made of bread. Just remember dont fill up on lamp, or you wont have room for your. Table . To be clear, this thing is really bread. The goop lists the ingredients as bread flour, cake flour, salt, yeast, l. E. D. Lights, and power cord with dimmer switch. So it wont work for all diets. Oh, sorry, im keto. Do you have a meat lamp . Joe rogan says only eat lamps that cavemen used. If youre more of an analog food fan, might goop interest you in this tsukeea kaban watermelon bag. Also handy for carrying the gigantic balls you have to be swinging to own a bag exclusively for watermelons. How much will this melon satchel set you back, you ask . Well, keep asking, because the price is only Available Upon request. So its really two treats in one you get the watermelon bag and you get to ask, excuse me, how much for that watermelon bag . And when the revolution comes, the peoples tribunal can just pop your severed head in there. And for any soontobe moms out there, theres the Stiliyana Minkovska custom birth sill for 7,500. Perfect for all those expectant mothers who woke up thinking, i like being pregnant, but i wish it was more expensive. Now, you may be thinking hey gwyneth, its a pandemic, goop the room. And youd be right. This is an outoftouch cash grab that exploits peoples desperate need for comfort during this trying time, and daddy want in. Its time for my own highend lifestyle brand, covetton house. Baroque simplicity. Shabby elegance. Give me money. Covetton house. Stephen welcome, welcome, friends, to covetton house where we believe pandemic is just an anagram for dim pecan, which is what you would have to be to want to buy our stuff. Here at covetton house, we know that for many americans, this Holiday Season looks a little different. 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How much for the blueberry briefcase . Its a surprise because the price is only available after you pay. But heres a hint it costs more than the grapefruit duffel, but less than the cantaloupe bjorn. And for anyone who just gave birth on a 7,500 birthing sill, covetton has you covered for your postpartum needs with our 20,000 mahogany pumping table. Simply lay facedown on the smooth comfort of this rich, stiff honduran mahogany, line your breasts up with the sterling silver pails, and let gravity do its thing. I think. Not sure how all the lady stuff works. And remember covettons products come with the exact same guarantee as those from goop in a pinch, you can put all of them in your vagina. It balances your kundalini, or something. I dont know. Again, its all its all a mess upon well be right back with stars of the crown, Olivia Colman and Gillian Anderson. Hey guys, is mark back . We gotta go not yet. There he is. Mark lets go. Dont trip. Were gonna leave without ya. Dont spill those drinks. And we gotta get going. Yea buddy. Did you get extra napkins . Napkins . Lets go he forgot the napkins again . Theres a meal for every moment at mcdonalds. Especially when you buy one of your faves and get another for just a dollar. [captain] mm mm, sliced apple made it. [sliced apple] all me baby. [lemon] that drink looks good. [sliced apple] just me and ice. Delicious. [violin music] [cola] oh, so no mixer then, heh. [cola] oh, so no mixer then,. Crunchy oat clusters with a hotouch of honey. Ombine. Plump, juicy raisins. And tasty fiber. Into one delicious cereal . It took a lot of branstorming. Get it . Kelloggs raisin bran crunch. Two scoops of delicious. How can i, when you wont take it from me you can go your own way xfinity mobiles fast nationwide 5g network meets the first iphone with 5g. Get the new iphone 12 on xfinity mobile. And right now get 250 off. Learn more at an xfinity store today. Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to a late show. Joining me tonight from across the pond are the Academy Award winning star of the favourite and the emmy winning star of the xfiles and the fall. Theyre currently teaming up for season four of the crown on netflix. It may surprise you to learn i enjoy predicting ministerial comings and goings. Its like the races i like to study odds, whos in, who is out. My best so far was mr. Wilsons success reshuffle. I got 90 . Would you like to hear my predictions for yours . Im assuming theyre women. Women . In cabinet. Oh, certainly not. Not just because there arent any suitable candidates. But i have found women in general tend not to be suited to high office. Oh, why is that . Well, they bottom too emotional. I doubt youll have that trouble with me. Stephen please welcome Olivia Colman and Gillian Anderson hello, thank you so much for being here. Hi thank you for having us. Stephen i introduced you as coming from across the pond. Are you in the u. K. Right now . Was i correct . Yes. Yes. Stephen so how is the second lockdown going . I know, sadly, the u. K. Had to lock down again. How are you spending your time . Well indoors. Yes. Stephen good. I want to thank you for having the crown come out right now as were about to enter our winter of our discontent here, as we have to sort of lock down a little bit not officially, but its spiking in the United States. So we all need something good to occupy us while were indoors. And im excited, olivia, that youre back as Queen Elizabeth ii. Gillian, here you are. There i am. Stephen that hairstyle looks like it could survive reentry from low orbit. Both of you have substantial hairstyles. Mines bigger than hers. laughter . Stephen besides the hair and makeup, gillian, were there particular your thatcher is extraordinary. Are there certain physical mannerisms that you picked up from her that were hooks for you . Well, certainly, the voice is a big weighin to her. And you can do everything that you want physically in terms of, you know, adding a wig and adding clothes and a you know, a suit. I wore a suit to make me a bit wider. And at the end of the day, at the end of the day, if you dont really have the voice rightyou know, its a little bit odd. So a good way in is the voice. Stephen whats the secret to her voice . Whats the secret to the thatcher . Well, she used she was very breathy. And so and her pitch was a bit lower than mine. And so and, also, the way when i when i go into her, theres a way of Holding Holding the teeth over the lower lip just a little bit. And, go on, stephen. Just breathing out. Breathing out. Stephen breathing out. Breathing out. Stephen im Margaret Thatcher. And taking a deep breath and dont let somebody else come in. Dont interrupt me. I wont let you interrupt me displu sound like Margaret Thatcher. I sound like the crypt keeper. You look a little like a dummy. You look a little like somebody has their hand up your trousers. Stephen that sounds delightful. Olivia, i have spoken to some of your costars about how they find the royal voice as opposed to, sort of a standard received queens english. The queen doesnt speak the receives queens english, does she . R. P. , we call received pronunciation which is how i suppose i speak and gillian speaks. I dont know. Im probably the worst person to interview about this. I tried to Pay Attention but i dont really retain information. But i think im sort of average english sounding, but, yes, the royals have a whole other level of. Speaking. Stephen how would for example, can i teach you how to say yes . Stephen yes. In the queens english. So if you say this is what so william conquer, who was our incredible voice teacher, he gave all of us this little trick when we started, mainly just to make us leave. If you say ears. Stephen ears. Yes. Stephen im sorry. Say it as the queen. Ears. laughter . Stephen this is my Queen Thatcher er. Thats it. Stephen thats nice. Thats pretty much it. Stephen gillian, obviously, Margaret Thatcher is the iron lady, and the queen, at least to those of us watching from a distance over here in the United States, seems look a figure a bit carved in marble, very stade, very proper. Now that you have played them, i assume there is a more tender or human side that you didnt see before. Like is the queen does it make sense to hear her called lilibet to you now, as phillip calls her . Well, yes, i think its more i mean, i would never dare to be presumptionuous enough to say i know, you know, how she feels. Im an actor saying words, pretending to be someone. But she shes obviously human, and shes been forced into this job that she wasnt actually meant to do. It was meant to be somebody else. And shes done it with extraordinary gusto and dignity and. I dont know. I knew nothing about her before, really. You know, growing up in a place where they have always existed, you dont really i think Pay Attention to it as much as country wheres they dont have a monarchy, which is really fascinating. So learning about her, i think i dont know. Everything im saying is just made up, because i dont know. She seems like a sweet woman who has made a vow to do this job and is doing it very well to the best of her abilities, and considering she was never meant to do it, i think shes pretty bloody marvelous at it. And i think shes not as stone as she seems, i think. Stephen and what about what about thatcher, gillian . Because thatcher, on the other hand, is as iron as she seems, i think. I mean, one of the things about the writing in the crown, peters writing is he creates very threedimercial characters, and i think at least for me, i always felt that thatcher was what i knew of her seemed to be quite twodimensional. And, you know, the crown is really wonderful at showing many, many different sides of the human beings that theyre that the actors get to portray. So, you know, in doing the research that a lot of research for thatcher, one of the things that feels most important is to kind of put preconceptions to the side and start from scratch because theres a lot of strong feelings in the u. K. About the iron lady. And to find a way into her so you get to understand her belief system and what drove her to do some of the things that she did. Which means you may or may not find some sympathy for her and some compassion. But at least, if not those things, you at least feel that you are. Creating a more threedimensional character than you might otherwise would without doing that work. Stephen ladies we have to take a quick break. Stick around everybody, well be back with more Olivia Colman and Gillian Anderson. I will ask what its like to go to Buckingham Palace and meet the fancy people. 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Big crunch. Big flavor. When panhe doesnt justs mmake a pizza. He uses fresh, clean ingredients to make a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. Stephen hey, everybody, were back with Gillian Anderson and Olivia Colman for season four of the crown. I know both of you have heres a picture of gillian and the queen right here. Both of you, if im not, have met her majesty and you have honors given to you by her majesty. What is it like . What is it like going to buckingham . Is it is it nerve racking to be there, because you might do something wrong, or is everybody just perfectly comfortable and its like any other flat . laughs its not like most flats ive been to. I was i was very nervous. But it wasnt the queen that gave that i met. I met princess ann. And the palace what was hilarious, it turns out everything weve done in the crown was toned down compared to as it is in the actual palace. There are stephen meaning what . I wasnt there on a rainy wednesday afternoon, an average day. It was a day when it was but there were endless people with gold frills on their shoulders and all sorts of different outfits and different uniforms and but the staff were so sweet. And if you looked nervous, theyd go, dont worry, its all okay. Do you want a cup of tea . You know, they were sweet just turn to the left, look that way, stop here they helped you along the way. But it was an extraordinary experience, i mean, one i its one i will never forget. And i sort of said yes mainly for my mom and dad. I took my dad, and he was he couldnt walk very fast. Nefs a wheelchair, so he got a really good seat. He got near the front. And they had an absolute ball. And it was it was very lucky, you know. It doesnt happen to many people, and i felt very fortunate, and it was also hilarious. Stephen gillian, what was the experience like for you . Well on the on the i mean, i met her a few times, and very often theres somebody who walks with her and whispers in her ear to tell her who it is that shes about to meet. I mean, she meets a lot of people. Stephen sure. And shes not going to remember who everybody is. And so theres somebody she has a queen whisperer. And so theres that. And youre not meant to speak before youre spoken to. So theres you know, it can be a little bit awkward, and, you know, she may ask you questions about yourself, or how youre enjoying the thing that shes just been told that you do. Stephen well, youve met her multiple times, right . Yeah, ive met her multiple times, but on that particular time with that image that you just showed was was in a very, very big room. And at the end, all of a sudden, the room felt like it started to get smaller and smaller. And i looked over and i realized that all of these men that olivia was talking about with the epaulets on the shoulders and everything, they were in a line, cuttingsing the room in half. And they all had trays in front of them. And they were walking in unison towards you in a line, so making the room smaller and smaller. It was like in star wars. Stephen sure, trash compactor. The trash compactor. It was like that with the tray, so youre meant to put the drink on the tray youre holding and skedaddle. Stephen get out, get out. Have you had fun . Good, go. Shes an old lady and shes busy, get out. Season four of the crown is available on netflix this sunday. Olivia colman and Gillian Anderson, everybody well be right back with a performance by Kylie Minogue. Stick around. The stronger, lastslonger energizer max. Oh, oh, announcer ® ronger, onceweekly ozempic® is helping many people with type 2 diabetes like emily lower their blood sugar. 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