oh, my gosh! this is from albert. we have a request from the audience. twas the week before christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. actually that s not true at all. metro manila. bustling, sprawling south east asian capital of the philippines. home to somewhere between 12 to 20 million people. the world s most densely populated city. but it is christmas. a twinkly, festive wonderland where the mostly catholic population take their holiday season very seriously. hello! merry christmas. because filipinos are, for reasons i have yet to figure out, probably the most giving of all people on the planet. hello. think i m talking shit? keep watching. good afternoon, everyone. we re the band called keystone. ofw stands for overseas filipino worker, and they are one of the philippines largest and most important exports. people. go abroad, make money, improve the quality of life for the whole family. a
hours of practice. hi, ma am, jolly afternoon! it is true that i lie to my daughter and tell her that ronald mcdonald has been implicated in the disappearance of small children. that i sneer at fast food, revile it at every opportunity. but i am also a hypocrite because, to me, filipino chain jollibee is the wackiest, jolliest place on earth. thank you! hi, sir! hello. hi. jolly afternoon! hi, could i have, uh, the, uh, jolly spaghetti with the hot dogs on it, right? yes, sir. okay, also, uh, chickenjoy. thank you! thank you, sir! jolly afternoon! welcome to jollibee.
oh, that s awesome. that s what you do with the brown stuff. oh, i hate myself. hi, mom, jolly afternoon. anthony: did i mention it s christmas? the 7,000 plus islands that make up the philippines rank number one when it comes to celebrating the jolliest time of the year. holiday cheer begins a full hundred days before christmas. and there s a lot to do especially if you like crashing other people s parties. welcome to the seven continents, travel and tours corporate christmas party held in the fabulous banquet room of the
oh, i hate myself. hi, mom, jolly afternoon. anthony: did i mention it s christmas? the 7,000 plus islands that makeup the philippines rank number one when it comes to celebrating the jolliest time of the year. holiday cheer begins a full hundred days before christmas. and there s a lot to do especially if you like crashing other people s parties. welcome to the seven continents, travel and tours corporate christmas party held in the fabulous banquet room of the downtown royal hotel. deck the halls with bows of holly la, la, la, la, la, la,
oh, that s awesome. that s what you do with the brown stuff. oh, i hate myself. hi, mom, jolly afternoon. did i mention it s christmas? the 7,000 plus islands that makeup the philippines rank number one when it comes to celebrating the jolliest time of the year. holiday cheer begins a full hundred days before christmas. and there s a lot to do especially if you like crashing other people s parties. welcome to the seven continents, travel and tours corporate christmas party held in the fabulous banquet room of the