oh, my gosh! this is from albert. we have a request from the audience. twas the week before christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. actually that s not true at all. metro manila. bustling, sprawling south east asian capital of the philippines. home to somewhere between 12 to 20 million people. the world s most densely populated city. but it is christmas. a twinkly, festive wonderland where the mostly catholic population take their holiday season very seriously. hello! merry christmas. because filipinos are, for reasons i have yet to figure out, probably the most giving of all people on the planet. hello. think i m talking shit? keep watching. good afternoon, everyone. we re the band called keystone. ofw stands for overseas filipino worker, and they are one of the philippines largest and most important exports. people. go abroad, make money, improve the quality of life for the whole family. a
hours of practice. hi, ma am, jolly afternoon! it is true that i lie to my daughter and tell her that ronald mcdonald has been implicated in the disappearance of small children. that i sneer at fast food, revile it at every opportunity. but i am also a hypocrite because, to me, filipino chain jollibee is the wackiest, jolliest place on earth. thank you! hi, sir! hello. hi. jolly afternoon! hi, could i have, uh, the, uh, jolly spaghetti with the hot dogs on it, right? yes, sir. okay, also, uh, chickenjoy. thank you! thank you, sir! jolly afternoon! welcome to jollibee.
there are over 900 of these things all over the 7,000-plus philippine islands and a whole lot more internationally wherever there are homesick filipinos. there s a jollibee in new jersey, by the way. i hate mos cots. you know they fart in those suits. oh, yeah, chicken and spaghetti. and not just any spaghetti. i think it s like sweet banana
anthony: it is true that i lie to my daughter and tell her that ronald mcdonald has been implicated in the disappearance of small children. that i sneer at fast food. revile it at every opportunity. but i am also a hypocrite because to me, filipino chain jollibee is the wackiest, jolliest place on earth. karla: thank you! hi, sir! anthony: hello. hi! karla: jolly afternoon! anthony: hi, could i have the jolly spaghetti with the hot dogs on it, right? karla: yes sir. anthony: okay also uh, chickenjoy. thank you! karla: thank you sir! jolly afternoon! anthony: welcome to jollibee. there are over 900 of these things all over the 7,000 plus philippine islands and a whole lot more internationally wherever there are home-sick filipinos. there s a jollibee in new jersey by the way. [ jollibee theme song ]
lie to my daughter and tell her that ronald mcdonald has been implicated in the disappearance of small children. that i sneer at fast food. revile it at every opportunity. but i am also a hypocrite because to me, filipino chain jollibee is the wackiest, jolliest place on earth. karla: thank you! hi, sir! anthony: hello. hi! karla: jolly afternoon! anthony: hi, could i have the jolly spaghetti with the hot dogs on it, right? karla: yes sir. anthony: okay also uh, chickenjoy. thank you! karla: thank you sir! jolly afternoon! anthony: welcome to jollibee. there are over 900 of these things all over the 7,000-plus philippine islands and a whole lot more internationally wherever there are home-sick filipinos. there s a jollibee in new jersey by the way. [ jollibee theme song ]