Hold de blasio seat to defire because we all know what this man is. Mayor de blasio is a socialist, all right. Hes just flat out a socialist. Americas leading leftist, mr. Tax the rip, the mayor of new york bill de blasio. Bill de blasio, this your mean socialist. I think bill de blasio is a socialette, i call him comrade mayor. Comrade mayor bill de blasio is going to sock it to the rich, sock it to wall street. I wouldnt be surprised if wall street leaves new york. Stephen thats right. Thats right. Thanks to comrade de blasio, wall street is going to leave new york and move to the part of the country where people like them. Ill get back to you on that one. His honor launched his Persecution Campaign of the rich as soon as he took office, when a blizzard hit new york city and residents of the wealthy Upper East Side complained that their streets didnt get top plowing priority. And he is still charging them, folks. I have not seen snowplows on the Upper East Side in months. Point is bo
I mean, i got to tell you, if my name was jason and i wasnt here, i would be very upset about this show. But were wishing you the best, jason. Get home safe and then come and see wu tang with us. But before we get to that, which history in the making, political primary season still happening. Last night huge news results in the g. O. P. Tea party versus establishment civil war. That has been pitting young, hardline, Rightwing Tea Party obstructionists against older ones. [laughter] its the subject tonight. A number of primary votes yesterday, foremost among them, kansas. Threeterm conservative senator thats not him pat roberts. Thats him. He risked defeat at the hands of his own real estate decision. The New York Times revealed he does not have a home address in kansas. His voting address in the state is on a Country Club Golf course. Roberts spent just a total of 97 days in the state of kansas between july 2011 and august 2013. Jon 97 days over im pretty sure there are individual torn
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome. Welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We got a show tonight. Wutang clan is going to be on tonight. The wu history in the making. I mean, i got to tell you, if my name was jason and i wasnt here, i would be very upset about this show. But were wishing you the best, jason. Get home safe and then come and see wu tang with us. But before we get to that, which history in the making, political primary season still happening. Last night huge news results in the g. O. P. Tea party versus establishment civil war. That has been pitting young, hardline, Rightwing Tea Party obstructionists against older ones. [laughter] its the subject tonight. A number of primary votes yesterday, foremost among them, kansas. Threeterm conservative senator thats not him pat roberts. Thats him. He risked defeat at the hands of his own real estate decision. The New York Times revealed he does not have a ho
Thank you for joining us. My name is jon stewart. Tonights guest, actress emma stone is going to join us. A couple actors talking. All right. One actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell you what time it is. Im going to let my friend sarah do it for me. The many impeachable offenses of Hannah Baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. So its time to impeach. Jon its time to impeach. Actually, i think its time to stop checking sarah palins facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused face
cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you very much, thank you, welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us. cheers and applause thanks, everybody. Its wonderful to be here. As i said, folks, folks, its so good. Its so good. Thank you. I think you know i need your energy, folks t is so good. It is so good to have you with us. And its good to have me with you. Please v a seat. Because folks, i was on brake the last two weeks, finally got to some long delayed projects in my woodworking shop. I have been trying to make some really nice book ends am but i can never quite get them to match. So instead, i want won two emmies. cheers and applause you know what yeah, yeah. Point is, the point is, folks, these are meaningless. And i will kill you if you try to take them. The point is, im back. Which is good. Because without me around for the past two weeks the world went into a big old tragedy party it was