[ laughter and applause [ laughter ] clickety, clackety, like little [ laughter ] have you never met a dog before . [ indiscernible seth she does. Yeah, i know. Man, dogs are for petting, seth to be fair, she does clickety clack a lot thats a fair hit. Multiple districts in iowa had booties are for shaking. Yeah. [ light laughter ] frisbee is like kramer, where to settle ties at last nights were like he cant enter the caucus by coin flip. Then, a zoo in england recently room without like sliding around discovered that their big cats [ laughter ] people still use those things . Are more active in their said Michael Bloomberg [ laughter and applause seth shes always like burst environment if you spray in with her new invention. Calvin kleins obsession for men. Then go [ indiscernible [ laughter ] former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg today announced and i was like, what seth Brooklyn Ninenine coming back. He is doubling his spending on thats not a surprise. Coming back seth very exciting
Trump sitting through a movie . Whos that guy . Why is she mad at him . Are there boobs in this . Why cant we just watch porkys . according to reports, the Treasury Department has ordered that president trumps name will be printed on Coronavirus Relief checks, which would be the first time hes ever put his name on something helpful. Thats right, president trumps name will reportedly be printed on the front of paper checks for Coronavirus Relief payments, president trumps name, however, still has yet to appear on a the reality dating show spinoff the bachelor listen to your heart premiered this week and features 20 single musicians living in a mansion. 20 single musicians living together are they trying to distract from the virus or create an Even Stronger one the Tour De France has been postponed due to the coronavirus. Well, of course it has i mean, things havent been this abundantly clear since they invented bike shorts and finally, according to a new study, eating a diet with fish,
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests john mulaney bad bunny, musical guest bad bunny and sech and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove 1214 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi, everyone welcome. Thank you so much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause i love it what a crowd thank you so much for being here seriously, whats better than sitting next to 300 people during a worldwide pandemic . Am i right [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause well, last night, President Trump held a press conference to ease fears about the coronavirus. And after he was done, everyone in america breathed a huge sigh of panic [ laughter ] the big news is that trump picked mike pence to lead the governments response to the coronavirus. [ laughter ] trump said he chose pence because he has a certain talent for this [ laughter ] and that talent is always looking like a guy who is holding his
They fly back to the u. S. , theyll be quarantined for two weeks. Its a dramatic situation unfolding as we speak. Were live in japan and on the scene. Later, a sunday sitdown with the always funny john mul achaney, how he knew at a very young age that show business is exactly what he wanted to do with his life. I say around age 4 i knew i wanted to be a nightclub entertainer. By 5, yeah, why would you not at age 4 . Because i wanted to be like Ricky Ricardo, he and i love lucy had gone off the air a solid 30 years before i was born. A sunday sitdown with john mulaney. Harry smith goes for a ride of his life in fords brandnew mustang. In our sunday closer, my conversation with the cartoonist who is making her mark on the inside of the pages of the new yorker and why her illustrations also making history. Plus another life well lived later in the show. Lets begin this morning with that breaking news. The americans stuck aboard that cruise ship in japan filled with coronavirus victims bei
Bidens big victory on saturday shape super tuesday just two days away now with Bernie Sanders, Michael Bloomberg and all that money in play well talk to chuck todd in a moment also, the first death in the coronavirus outbreak here in the u. S. The victim a Washington State man in his 50s and now fears there may be an outbreak in a Washington State nursing home a live report just ahead. And later, a sunday sit down with Country Singer luke cohn. He learned to play the guitar only eight years ago and quickly raced to the on the of the charts with his big voice and his every man appeal. I think the special thing is theres nothing special. You know like theres no gimmick. My thing was i wasnt going to wow anybody with, you know, my looks or clothi, you know i never wanted to to do that. A sit si, myn with luke combs is just clothing or i and i never wanted to do. A sitdown with luke combs then the architect using the technology to help guys with a. L. S. Like himself. And harry smith visit