What mailin voting might look like in the covid era with so much on the line, we did an experiment to see if every vote really will be counted. And name game. First on cbs this morning, well talk to the head coach of the nfl franchise now called the Washington Football Team. Say what . But first, heres todays eye opener. Its your world in 90 seconds. I looked at my team and i said, the timing for this event is not right with whats happened recently. The flare up in florida. The planned celebration for President Trump to accept his nomination in jacksonville, florida, is now off. The announcement comes as covid19 cases in the u. S. Surpass 4 million. Its impossible really to stop the virus. And even when we try to do our best, even when weve locked everything down, it still leads to a mountain of dead people. Alexandria ocasiocortez criticized republican congressman ted yoho on the house floor after the two lawmakers had a verbal confrontation. Representative yoho called me, and i quote
Was the place we meet second seat go dutch street you were sweet danke schon darling, danke schon hi. How you doing . Desi lydic. Desi lydic. Come on get your own ride, newbie pay your d dues youre newer than me whoa you want me to go through somebodys house uninvited in suburban chicago as a black man . Taxi laughter hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hold it come on from chicago, a city with a giant mirror people seem to be into, its the daily show undesked with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome welcome welcome, everybody thank you so much thank you so much, everybody thank you for tuning in my name is trevor noah and this is the daily show coming to you straight from chicago welcome to it take a seat, everybody sit down, enjoy yourselves, welcome to it, chicago in the house cubs cubs cubs cubs yeah, cubs, baby and if youre watching in l. A. , dodgers, dodgers, dodgers audience booing im really excited. All week, the the daily show is going to be here in chicago the entire week. ch
Chucklebee. [ laughter and applause ] musician and Prospective Senate candidate, kid rock gave a political speech last night in detroit and said, i love black people and i love white people too, but neither as much as i love red, white and blue. [ laughter ] oh, god. Oh, god, hes gonna win. The white house announced today that President Trump will sign a resolution passed by congress that condemns white supremacists. Oh, i can see it now, okay, donald j. Trunch. What . I signed it, i signed it. [ laughter ] former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was named a visiting fellow at Harvard University today, which is pretty much what he was at the white house. [ laughter and applause ] oh, sean hes just visiting. According to new data, american women earned about 80 as much as their male counterparts last year. Said one woman, i dont have male counterparts. [ laughter and applause ] former White House Communications director, Anthony Scaramucci went to twitter last night to tease the
Catch more of sarahs comedy in her new netflix special, chucklebee. [ laughter and applause ] musician and Prospective Senate candidate, kid rock gave a political speech last night in detroit and said, i love black people and i love white people too, but neither as much as i love red, white and blue. [ laughter ] oh, god. Oh, god, hes gonna win. The white house announced today that President Trump will sign a resolution passed by congress that condemns white supremacists. Oh, i can see it now, okay, donald j. Trunch. What . I signed it, i signed it. [ laughter ] former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was named a visiting fellow at Harvard University today, which is pretty much what he was at the white house. [ laughter and applause ] oh, sean hes just visiting. According to new data, american women earned about 80 as much as their male counterparts last year. Said one woman, i dont have male counterparts. [ laughter and applause ] former White House Communications director, Ant
Crew. Questlove 745. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome. Looking good out there. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. Well, heres what people are talking about. I saw that President Trump is here in new york for a a fundraising dinner at the upscale restaurant le cirque. Oh, no [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yes, he is here. [ light laughter ] but the big story is that for the Third Straight time, Senate Republicans fail to repeal obamacare because they didnt have the votes. Trump was like, well neither did i and i still won. [ cheers and applause ] so, i dont know what is the problem. Steve oh no jimmy oh no [ light laughter ] actually when he heard the Gop Health Care bill failed again, trump said, youre not going to believe it, but i think i have to take a knee for this. [ laughter ] why cant