Costumes to be sexy, we wear them to survive. If the temperature holds up, game one tonight between the dodgers and astros will be the hottest World Series Game ever. The first two games are in los angeles. And then it moves to cooler climate, the gobi desert. This is the Dodgers First world series in almost 30 years. Since 1988. It is a tough ticket to come by. The average ticket price for game one was about 1,300. To put that in perspective, right now a ticket to the world series is worth more than the weinstein company. [ applause ] so yesterday, guillermo was sick yesterday. I sent my father, who is a lifelong dodgers fan, in his place to talk to the players at world series media day and that turned out to be a home run. You may be out of a job, guillermo. My father did quite a number on the dodgers. How are you feeling . I feel better. Jimmy so l. A. Is hosting the world series. 11 years from now were hosting the olympics. Today in greece, the olympic torch was lit for the 2018 wi
Costumes to be sexy, we wear them to survive. If the temperature holds up, game one tonight between the dodgers and astros will be the hottest World Series Game ever. The first two games are in los angeles. And then it moves to cooler climate, the gobi desert. This is the Dodgers First world series in almost 30 years. Since 1988. It is a tough ticket to come by. The average ticket price for game one was about 1,300. To put that in perspective, right now a ticket to the world series is worth more than the weinstein company. [ applause ] so yesterday, guillermo was sick yesterday. I sent my father, who is a lifelong dodgers fan, in his place to talk to the players at world series media day and that turned out to be a home run. You may be out of a job, guillermo. My father did quite a number on the dodgers. How are you feeling . I feel better. Jimmy so l. A. Is hosting the world series. 11 years from now were hosting the olympics. Today in greece, the olympic torch was lit for the 2018 wi
Swamp ass. I feel like the melting bad guy in the Indiana Jones movie. Damn, this Global Warming. I dont know. The science on Global Warming isnt it yet. Are younsane . Campers could roast marshmallows over my testicles. Weather is cyclical. Screw this . Im going to go coach hockey. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps g. O. P. Lovefest. Plus stephen welcomes hugh laurie. Gretchen carlson. And ben affleck and michael stevens. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen how are you . Hey, folks. Thanks very much. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause hey, i dont know i dont know where you guys live, but you ever see, like a crazy old guy yelling on his front lawn into, like, a crowd of people gather together and start taking pictures and, you know, yelling p
I feel like the melting bad guy in the Indiana Jones movie. Damn, this Global Warming. I dont know. The science on Global Warming isnt it yet. Are you insane . Campers could roast marshmallows over my testicles. Weather is cyclical. Screw this . Im going to go coach hockey. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps g. O. P. Lovefest. Plus stephen welcomes hugh laurie. Gretchen carlson. And ben affleck and michael stevens. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen how are you . Hey, folks. Thanks very much. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause hey, i dont know i dont know where you guys live, but you ever see, like a crazy old guy yelling on his front lawn into, like, a crowd of people gather together and start taking pictures and, you know, yelling pictures o
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