Am impeached. So thank you so much for having me, support meg and supporting the show. I appreciate you. cheers and applause lets start tonights show in detroit where kid rock who has been teeing a 2018 senate run gave a first stump speech recently. Will you please welcome the next senator of the great state of michigan, kid mother bleep rock cheers and applause you call me racist because im not p. C. As if you have to remind me black lives matter. Nazis and bigots and ban the kkk . I say, bleep all you racists, stay the hell away if kid rock for senate has got some folks in disarray, wait till they hear kid rock president of the u. S. A. trevor wow laughter im not going to lie, i think id like to sea a kid rock presidency. The state of the union is bow debang debang at the bang laughter this is how crazy trump mad politics. I watched that and that didnt seem like the wildest speech ive ever seen. cheers and applause im not going to lie. I was, like, hmm, tell me more about your polici
Therell be lots more action and that big paycheck youve always wanted. I think i have a better idea. Hello, sir, welcome to the broflovski laundromat. Yes, i have a suit i need dry cleaned and pressed, please. Certainly. Here you are, mr. Mckormick, your laundry is all done and folded. That will be 9. 95. On your american express. Fellas, hey fellas i got it i got my semen sample you did . Yeah, i was up there poundin my wiener for two days straight, and then finally i thought about stans moms boobs and this little tiny splooch of this white stuff came out thats great, butters, but were not playing detective anymore. Were playing laundromat owners. Would you like those pants cleaned for 4. 95 . Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah. Our guest tonight the creator of amazons hit show
Say thank you so much. I will be told that i will be with you until 2022 or until i am impeached. So thank you so much for having me, support meg and supporting the show. I appreciate you. cheers and applause lets start tonights show in detroit where kid rock who has been teeing a 2018 senate run gave a first stump speech recently. Will you please welcome the next senator of the great state of michigan, kid mother bleep rock cheers and applause you call me racist because im not p. C. As if you have to remind me black lives matter. Nazis and bigots and ban the kkk . I say, bleep all you racists, stay the hell away if kid rock for senate has got some folks in disarray, wait till they hear kid rock president of the u. S. A. trevor wow laughter im not going to lie, i think id like to sea a kid rock presidency. The state of the union is bow debang debang at the bang laughter this is how crazy trump mad politics. I watched that and that didnt seem like the wildest speech ive ever seen. cheer
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Tremendous force of this Early Morning crash. Two new jersey transient buses colliding killing one driver and one passenger. I heard big booms and people running and thats it. I seen it like this. The crash at raymond boulevard resulted in a mangled mess and left several passengers trapped inside that tbone bus which was nearly cut in half. People were hurt. Plus the two fatalities. Two buses colliding. One allegedly flipped over, and was injection. There was screaming saying help me. Help me. You can see the people pinned up and squished inside the bus. Residents who were nearby at the time believe one of the buses was speeding and may have run through a red light. Cell phone video captured not only the crash. Several passengers relied on Good Samaritans to be free from the wreckage. They were screaming in pain, please help, please help. We went in and tried to help as many people as we could. One of the buses was empty except for the driver who was killed. The other was carrying Earl