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Our guest tonight the creator of amazons hit show transparent jill soloway is joining us, everybody cheers and applause and, oh, real quick, we didnt even plan this, i just wanted to say thank you so much. I will be told that i will be with you until 2022 or until i am impeached. So thank you so much for having me, support meg and supporting the show. I appreciate you. cheers and applause lets start tonights show in detroit where kid rock who has been teeing a 2018 senate run gave a first stump speech recently. Will you please welcome the next senator of the great state of michigan, kid mother bleep rock cheers and applause you call me racist because im not p. C. As if you have to remind me black lives matter. Nazis and bigots and ban the kkk . I say, bleep all you racists, stay the hell away if kid rock for senate has got some folks in disarray, wait till they hear kid rock president of the u. S. A. trevor wow laughter im not going to lie, i think id like to sea a kid rock presidency. The state of the union is bow debang debang at the bang laughter this is how crazy trump mad politics. I watched that and that didnt seem like the wildest speech ive ever seen. cheers and applause im not going to lie. I was, like, hmm, tell me more about your policies. Hmm . Oh, he supports black lives matter. Nice. Maybe its because when trump is speaking i feel like i hear a guitar in the background. Repeal and replace but to the main story. You may remember last week President Trump made a deal with the democrats to fund Hurricane Harvey relief, raise the debt ceiling and keep the government up and running, which should be normal, but in this presidency is great accomplishments. This president has done more for bipartisanship in the last eight days than obama did in eight years. audience reacts trevor one deal now hes mr. Bipartisan . Okay. You cant call someone a philanthropist because they tossed a quarter at a homeless person. Doesnt work that way. applause anyway, trump was so turned on by the positive press the deal got him that last night he went out and did it again. The president once again rubbing elbows with Top Democrats in congress inviting Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi to dinner. When it was over the two democrats in the room released a statement calling it a productive meeting saying both sides reached an agreement to protect the dreamers in exchange for beefing up border security, but that did not include money for the president s border wall. Trevor wait, what . laughter all it took was a dinner and trump folded to the democrats on daca and the wall . I have a serious question, does anyone still think that trump is a master negotiate . Because democrats were, like, do everything we want and well let you watch, uh, wheel of fortune. Hes, like, okay, i like when they spin the wheel applause in fact, trump didnt just give in to the democrats. He came out sounding like they converted him. President trump himself countered this morning does anyone really want to throw out good educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military . Really laughter trevor does anyone really want to throw out the dealerships . Yeah, yeah, you did you you gaslighting shrimp tempura you you literally spent two years campaigning on kicking everybody out. Now all of a sudden youre, like, what kind of psychowould kick everyone out . This would be like if in star wars the storm troopers went to darth vader, my lord, the death star is complete, were ready to destroy the planet. Wait destroy the planet . What are you guys talking about . What kind of person would do that . Theres people on that planet, come on, guys you guys are dicks, oh. laughter applause so donald trump and the democrats made a deal. Dreamers stay in the country and no funding for the wall in return. So everythings good. Everyones happy. Well, except for all the people who voted for him. The fallout from trumps base was fast and furious. This issue got trump elected, period. No amnesty, build the damn wall. Look at the headline on breitbart, amnesty don. Steve king tweeted if the president is backing off the wall, trump base is blown up, destroyed, irreparable. Ann coulter tweeted, at this point who doesnt want trump impeached . Trevor oh, snap wow wow applause even ann coulter wants trump impeached . Can you imagine what the new antitrump protests are going to look like . Youre going to have ann coulter next to a liberal . There is going to be dreamers next to nazis and the nazis are going to be, like, hey, man, want to use my tiki torch . Want to use my sign . Yeah want to hang out later . No, i hate you, im a nazi, always going to be a nazi. laughter the president is in a weird situation and he clearly noticed his mentions blowing up and spent all day trying to reassure supporters. The president says no deal is done, at least not yet. He says the wall which is already under construction in the form of renovation of new and existing walls will continue to be built. Were right now renovating large, massive sections of wall, making it brandnew. Were doing a lot of renovation. Were Building Four different samples of the wall to see which one were going to use, and the wall is going to be built and funded later. laughter trevor okay. Okay. There is an enormous wall between me and understanding what President Trump just said. Because he sounded less like a president and more like a general contractor whos missed every deadline. laughter from what i gather, there is no wall, but hes renovating a wall that, when complete, will become a fence . laughter then somebody else will pay for it. Is this what that movie hidden fences was about . And, by the way, i dont know if its just me, but when i heard him say they were testing samples of the wall, like, i imagine that they were just slamming mexican crash test dummies into different walls just like smashing them in. Did that one get through . All right, no good. No good. Thank you, felipe laughter sir, sir, what do you mean . Hes a dummy. No, no, some of them are good people. Some of them are good people. applause you know, i honestly understand why Trump Supporters are getting angry because theyre starting to see that this might all just be a big scam. First, it was a wall. Now its a fence. Four years, at the border, theres just going to be a row of rose bushes that cost 2 billion, and because they were so expensive, america is going to have to pretend it was the plan all along. Mexico will be, like, i thought it was going to be a wall, man. America will be like, no, the bushes bring in more light. Its open concept, were were happy. laughter i guess in many ways Sarah Huckabee sanders is right about trump being bipartisan because both sides of the country want to impeach his ass. Well be right back cheers and applause the all new 2018 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. Have you any wool . Eep, no sir, no sir, some nincompoop stole all my wool sweaters, smart tv and gaming system. Luckily, the Geico Insurance agency recently helped baa baa with renters insurance. Everything stolen was replaced. And the hooligan who lives down the lane was caught selling the stolen goods online. Visit geico. Com and see how easy it is to switch and save on renters insurance. 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Jemele hill came under fire this week after she tweeted mob day that President Trump is a white supremacist who has largely surround himself with other white supremacists. Espn responded with a statement the comments from jemele hill do not represent espn. She recognizes her actions are inappropriate. Trevor this is the biggest controversy in sports since the philly fanatic sex tape. Really big. And now youre picturing it. For more, were joined by roy wood, jr. , everybody cheers and applause i can see why people are upset about this. She called the president of the United States a white supremacist. She did. I know, trevor. Where could she have gotten that idea . I mean, who in their right mind would oh, yeah, everybody laughter even congress, they just passed a unanimous bipartisan resolution asking trump to condemn white supremacists. Trump is the only white dude i know who had to sign paperwork to prove he doesnt like nazis. Nazis arent my friend. Ah, were going to need that in writing. laughter you need to get off jemele hill. Dont get mad about what she tweeted, shes cool people. Trevor oh, i wasnt on her but i have to ask do you want people to go easy on jemele hill because you know her . What . I dont know jemele hill. I dont know jemele hill, drew hill, joan hill, i couldnt pick the girl out of a lineup. Trevor oh, wow, really. Then who is this on jamels show . I like waffle house or as i call it awful howls. Youre not going to disrespect the dub. You on a personal basis with them . Im from the south. Im from alabama. Everybody from the south is born in a waffle house. You just going to pull the tapes out on a brother. laughter you cant expect me to remember everybody i have a fight with about wafflehouse. This isnt about wafflehouse, this is about the white house. This story only blew up because the white house got involved because what jemele hill said honestly jowive just another day on twitter. Then this lady fanned the flames. I think thats one of the most outrageous comments anyone could make and i think is a fireable offense by espn. Whoa, thats a fireable offense . You want to see a fireable offense . Look around your administration, man. applause cheers and applause look, everyone has a right to get angry about tweets. Its twitter. You get angry about tweets. But this is the white house official calling out a private citizen for speaking her mind. Thats a step too far. Trevor hang on. Sarah was saying that, you know, i think its a fireable offense. She said, i think. Maybe she was just sharing her personal opinion on the matter. And jemele hill was sharing her personal opinion. The difference was that one was on her twitter account. The other was on a podium at the white house. Look at her shes got a flag and a logo. That makes it official if youre standing behind a register at a jack in the box and youre, like, yo, my personal opinion, these burgers make your ass bleed. laughter applause im going to white castle you look official you got on the jack in the box hat trevor okay, you win. I hear you. You win. laughter what about people who are like this . What about people who say this isnt about trump at all . Its about a double standard . If a white anchor at espn had said president obama was a black panther and surrounded himself with racists, that person would be terminated in 24 hours. Imagine if a conservative said something similar during the obama years, what would the reaction be . Imagine oh, look at john lennon over here imagining. We dont need to imagine because there was a conservative tv personality who tweeted obama is a racist. laughter applause and obama never sent out his goon to say nbc should fire donald trump. You know why . Because obama was too busy doing president stuff, killing bin ladens and singing al greens applause trevor but roy, going back to espn, they have a lot of conservative viewers to think about. If they cant keep politics out of sports, that could a problem for them. Thats where i see an opportunity, bro. Dont take politics out of sports, put it in. Espn, 15, 28 channels. All you do is customize each one for a different political viewpoint. Same game, different commentary. If youre a republican watch espn conservative. Thompson still in second, the home team wasnt so p. C. They would have kept an eye on that black guy and he wouldnt have stolen it, two on, two out, top of the third. laughter trevor wow, roy, you might be on to something. Yeah. Trevor would there be espn liberal . Roll the same clip. Thompson stealing third. Lets talk about the inequality in society that forced him to steal in h the first place. He had no choice but to steal, two on, two out, top to have the third cheers and applause trevor roy, this is genius, man thats why im saying it it doesnt have just to be politics. We should have a different espn for everyone. My dream is espn for people who love hiphop. Espn trap, baby. The brother he divan the dirt, the dirt on the shirt, and two outs in the bottom of the third. rhyming cheers and applause trevor whoo to encourage trying, goodnessknows invited people whove always wanted to act, to try. And, action four delicious bite sized square snacks great, but its snack squares. [bleep] every try is a step to being your best. Try a little goodness to you need moreong againsthan a conditioner,. You need a miracle. Pantene 3 minute miracle daily conditioner. Has a super concentrated prov formula. That makes hair stronger in just 3 minutes. So your hair is smoother everyday. Pantene 3 minute miracle daily conditioner. Because strong is beautiful. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an Emmy Award Winning director and creator of the groundbreaking amazon series transparent now in its fourth season. Whats happening, mom . Back up, maam. Whats going on . Why are you hassling her . I have a groin at home. I have to pat you down. Okay. Whatever you people are doing, im recording it. Maam, you can put that away. Im not going to put it away and please dont call me maam. Please i have to pat you down. Maam, may i talk to you . Im trans. Do you understand what that is . And i have, um i have a penis. Oh, well then were going to need a male agent. Mac trevor please welcome jill soloway cheers and applause hi. Trevor welcome to the show. Nice audience. Trevor oh, theyre amazing. Are you kidding me . cheers and applause absolutely amazing. Thank you for being on the show. Gosh, thanks for having me. Trevor i have been trying to get you on the show for a while because im such a huge fan of trearpt and so many other people are. This is honestly one of the most complicated families ive ever seen on television in my whole life and thats before we get into the transness of the situation. How do you create a story in such a way that it connects to people who have no idea what trans identity is about . When i started writing the pilot, i was writing it out of this place of getting a phone call from my parent saying they were trans. So i was really writing a way to understand my feelings and writing my way out of, i think, feelings of shame and confusion and what the what does this mean and doing what artists do which is use their art to create a place to kind of feel safe, controlling reality, giving them the lines you want them to say, writing the lines, and then from that personal place, it became a pilot, and then it became a show. So i think that the reason that people connect with it is because it comes from that personal place is that right, and when youre watching the stories, there are moments where you laugh, moments where you cry, moments where you get infuriated by the madness of whats happening, and i was shocked to find out how much of the story relates to your life. You came out as nonbinary. For many people, they first go what is that. Yeah. Trevor then there are another group of people who go, why did you come out and what does that mean. Yeah. Well, mon binary means that you dont necessarily relate to one gender or the other. Trevor right. Sometimes you feel like both, neither, either. I generally do it to just annoy people. laughter trevor thats its a nice in between place that feels very safe. Trevor right. The story is one thats not safe, though. You know, the pfeffermans live this life where youve based season 4 in 2017, and its in the real world, and yet there is no mention of the real president of the real world. Yes. Trevor right . The real president of the United States. Was there a reason you didnt mention donald trump in a show that seems so closely linked to the themes that affect his presidency . One is the kind of accelerationism, meaning that we were shooting this, you know, we were writing it kind of hoping he was going to be impeached. laughter applause were, like, none of this is going to mean anything when hes impeached in september when it finally comes up. Trevor right. So, yeah, but it takes place in a world where trump is president because everybody in the family is very anxious about figuring out how to save the world, so much so that they are ali in particular says i need to go to israel, i need to go to the place where all this conflict started and see if i can feel whats wrong. Trevor if someone was watching season h, i always try to explain to people its a crazy story but its really funny and you just get wrapped up in it. Oh, good. Trevor what was it you were trying to achieve . Season 4 has a Jesus Christ Superstar sound track throughout. laughter as writers we all went to israel and came down with mild to moderate messiah complex. Its a real thing. A lot of people go to israel and think theyre the messiah. Trevor you just believe that theres a wing in a hospital of all people who think theyre the messiah in tel aviv. Trevor wow. Yeah. So we kind of wanted to take the Jesus Christ Superstar pounding rock opera, like, were going to israel and were o