Cause theyre gone i am announcing i am suspending my campaign for president. When your polls were high we will win or asking whos this guy im tom steyer. [ laughter ] no one know they come and go goodbye super tuesday the race goes on but without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you dont ask yourself why no one vote for me i know we can do it, because ive done it could have told you thats the way it would be in the polls, mayor de blasio is hovering around zero. [ laughter ] your ideas were whack im going to harness love [ laughter ] you tried lots of snack its how it goes you didnt get a rose [ laughter ] goodbye super tuesday the race goes on without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots thank you, everybody hey, i want to send a shout out to everyone down in nashville recovering from last nigh
[ cheers and applause its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Jimmy wow. Thank you very much, everybody hello. [ cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody and welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Well, guys, today is super tuesday. Its such an important day for our country. Thats right, millions of americans went into the polls, stepped into a voting booth and went, eh, i guess. Dont get mad. Get e trade, dawg. [ laughter ] actually, people were pumped for today. Democrats havent been this excited since the 800 times President Trump was almost removed from office. [ laughter ] thats right, today was super tuesday. 14 states voted and over magnum ice cream double caramel. 1,300 delegates were up for grabs. And good news, once super tuesday is over, there is now in ice cream tubs and bars. Only eight more months until the election we do it every night. No every night. I live alone
Youre very happy to be here youre very happy to be here [ light laughter ] welcome back to my terrible, awful, no good, very unfair week in office [ light laughter ] i got to tell you, folks, donnys not a happy president right now, no. [ laughter ] impeachment is heating up. The stock markets going down. And worst of all, nickelbacks mad at me. [ laughter ] not only that, the media has been very mean to me, very mean and very nasty [ laughter ] very mean, and very, very nasty. [ laughter ] they keep saying im unhinged. Which is completely untrue, because everyone knows that ive never been hinged [ laughter ] im like one of those folding accordion doors, folks you know the ones you find at a cheap massage parlor with the little magnets on the side [ light laughter ] just like that cheap massage parlor, you dont know whats going on inside, but you know its not good. [ laughter ] but anyway, ive learned my lesson this week dont ask ukraine for dirt on joe biden. [ light laughter ] thats w
[ light laughter ] welcome back to my terrible, awful, no good, very unfair week in office [ light laughter ] i got to tell you, folks, donnys not a happy president right now, no. [ laughter ] impeachment is heating up, the stock markets going down and worst of all, nickelbacks mad at me. [ laughter ] not only that, the media has been very mean to me, very mean and very nasty [ laughter ] very mean, and very, very nasty. [ laughter ] they keep saying im unhinged. Which is completely untrue, because everyone knows that ive never been hinged [ laughter ] im like one of those folding accordion doors, folks you know the ones you find at a cheap massage parlor with the little magnets on the side [ light laughter ] just like that cheap massage parlor, you dont know whats going on inside, but you know its not good. [ laughter ] but anyway, ive learned my lesson this week dont ask ukraine for dirt on joe biden. [ light laughter ] thats why today i asked china for dirt on joe biden. [ laughter
. also the latest republican to join the 2020 for race is on a mission to abolish affirmativ action and destroy woke culture. i don t know if you know who he is. he will join us. he s made quite a splash lately. we will introduce you to him. first three weeks now after the disaster in east palestine in ohio and one day after a visit from former president donald trump, he was the first one to go. america s underqualified transportation secretary pothol pete made a trip to ohio. he was definitely not thrilled to be there as he looked miserable the entire time. he was dodging and ducking questions all day and refused t take any responsibility for anything. in fact, he all but blamed a right-wing conspiracy for his bad press that he has been receiving. even faulting the trump administration for the train wreck. according to pothole pete his only mistake is he didn t tweet about the crisis sooner. maybe you should have been dealing with the crisis and a chemical burn that was ki