Ow who knows, maybe ill have a a sex on the bleach. I dont know lets just see where the night takes me during his press conference last night, President Trump suggested that the virus could be killed by injecting disinfectants. Even the mayor of las vegas was like that sounds dangerous. Trump also suggested using heat or a very powerful light on the body to kill the virus trump was is like, thats why i stared directly into the eclipse. But today trump said that his comments on ingesting disinfectants were sarcastic when he heard that Chandler Bing was like, can you be anymore out of it . Guys, last night was the start of the nfl draft, and general managers tried to recreate the offices at home, but not everyone had the same setup. For instance, heres 49ers gm setup. And heres bill belichicks setup. He looks like a dad comparing flights for a trip to reno [ laughter ] he looks like a dad trying to figure out how to get photos from his old laptop onto his new laptop hey, Churchhill Downs
Hands to another. The warriors will be playing without a crowd. But basketball games in the pros have been played without fans before. The clippers did it for many years. [ applause ] and in part, in part because of all these cancellations, a lot of people dont seem to know what to think about the coronavirus, what to feel. Should i be scared . Are people overreacting . Whats true, whats not true . Its totally normal to feel that way. Many have the same thoughts. So i thought this might help. These are the five stages of coronavirus, so first you have denial. Im not going to get the coronavirus. Only old people, Chinese People and people on cruise ships get that. Second, anger. Why isnt there any toilet paper at target . Is everybody nuts . Then bargaining. Theres no purel, maybe ill make my own sanitizer with jergens and vodka. Next comes depression. I cant believe they canceled coachella, im not going to get to see Carly Ray Jepsen for a year now. And finally, acceptance, which is he
We have a big show today Pharrell Williams is on the show, very talented Pharrell Williams, we love him also his charity is world central kitchen, wck. Org hes doing stuff with jose andres. Thats a picture of a dinosaur, right . Or is that a duck . Dinosaur. Jimmy and then we have Millie Bobby Brown who we love and her charity is unicef. Org. Speaking of charities, by the way, a lot of people have been stepping up and i think its a a great thing so thank you, everyone, for donating and my family is donating to every charity that we mention on our show, but our friends over at tmobile wanted to do something really cool. If you text thanks to 50555 theyre going to youll donate 5 to the boys and girls club of america. Right now they have a covid19 relief fund for frontline people working on the frontline for childcare for them because theyre working all the time are you doing this one winnie yeah, are you no, im doing the princess though jimmy so, anyways, these people have to take care o
But this is it, guys this is were at the top. Were at the top of the hill, were almost at the top. Weve got to keep going, keep pushing, keep supporting each other. We got this, we got this, all right . Lets get through this week. Mondays basically already done so now we got tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday. Four more days were already in were in. So were going to have a big show, a fun show tonight. The one and only lady gaga will be our guest on the show tonight. She is spearheading the w. H. O. Global citizens special one world together at home. This is her website here Global Citizens. Globalcitizen. Org togetherathome shes going to talk about that giant event, april 18th. I am cohosting it with jimmy kimmel and Stephen Colbert. Im very excited a lot of big names and then she has a little surprise coming up later in the show that should be very fun also my other guest is andy cohen, who we love, from watch what happens live. Hes doing it from home as well and hes recovering at
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Rosario Dawson logan lerman musical guest Megan Thee Stallion, anfeaturing the legendary roots crew questlove 1209 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh, my goodness, hi thats a hot crowd that is a hot crowd tonight [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you. Guys, it seems like theres so much going on right now. The democratic primary is in full swing tomorrow is valentines day. [ cheers and applause what else . Samsung just introduced their new folding phone, i dont know if you saw that. And carls jr. Is rolling out its new thickburger. [ cheers ] that has an entire patty of fried cheese [ audience ohs ] theres a lot to go over lets just jump in and cover it all at once. Its time for newsmash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, the democratic primary right now, Bernie Sanders is riding hig