[ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. We had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. The let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody. Its the highlight of my life. Heres a picture of the crowd. The audience was the biggest it was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl, and
[ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. We had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. The let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody. Its the highlight of my life. Heres a picture of the crowd. The audience was the biggest ever. That speech was a home run. It was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Ma
Valentines day is a test. Its a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste 100 on flowers that any other day of the yes, sir would cost you 30. Theres no more brazen lie than dont get me anything this year. Even if you believe it, deep down, you dont believe it. Even if you dont spend a dollar for valentines day, you have to do something. Heres a tip. If you dont have money this year, you dont need money. Go to the store and steal something. [ laughter ] thats right. Show her that youre willing to go to prison just to winner on love or his love, either way youre going to prison. Speaking of prisoners this should be an interesting valentines day at the white house. For instance, will donald trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin . We dont know. [ laughter ] and what about his wife melania . Will they spend the night together or will she remaintrap ed like ra pun zell at their apartment in new york . Melania has a new line of greeting ca
Its a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste 100 on flowers that any other day of the yes, sir would cost you 30. Theres no more brazen lie than dont get me anything this year. Even if you believe it, deep down, you dont believe it. Even if you dont spend a dollar for valentines day, you have to do something. Heres a tip. If you dont have money this year, you dont need money. Go to the store and steal something. [ laughter ] thats right. Show her that youre willing to go to prison just to winner on love or his love, either way youre going to prison. Speaking of prisoners this should be an interesting valentines day at the white house. For instance, will donald trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin . We dont know. [ laughter ] and what about his wife melania . Will they spend the night together or will she remaintrap ed like apartment in new york . Melania has a new line of greeting cards. They carry them at cvs. Happy valentines d
Your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste 100 on flowers that any other day of the yes, sir would cost you 30. Theres no more brazen lie than dont get me anything this year. Even if you believe it, deep down, you dont believe it. Even if you dont spend a dollar for valentines day, you have to do something. Heres a tip. If you dont have money this year, you dont need money. Go to the store and steal something. [ laughter ] thats right. Show her that youre willing to go to prison just to winner on love or his love, either way youre going to prison. Speaking of prisoners this should be an interesting valentines day at the white house. For instance, will donald trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin . We dont know. [ laughter ] and what about his wife melania . Will they spend the night together or will she remaintrap ed like ra pun zell at their apartment in new york . Melania has a new line of greeting cards. They carry them at cvs. Happy valentines day. Open i