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Jimmy and Paul are cops hunkered down across the street from a stakeout when they see a mysterious figure run across rooftops and break into a house. Seconds later, he can clearly be seen in an upper window, sitting on a toilet and reading a magazine. What kind of a guy breaks into a house and takes a crap? asks Paul, or words to that effect.
Paul explains he always delays this elementary function until he gets home. He s not relaxed until then. But once he s home ooohhh boy! Then he lets loose. He describes the results in great detail. The walls, the ceilings. All right! I m thinking,