Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twitter to warn us about the heat. Drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. He takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss h
[ laughter ] my other daughter. Shes 2 years old. Her name is jane. Jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say im exhausted. Anyway. I feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. Years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she wont believe it. We are less than 70 days away from president will be. On september 26th donald trump and Hillary Clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. This is interesting. The Clinton Campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his approach might be. Which i dont know, are they preparing for a debate or trying to catch the Zodiac Killer . [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton said, im not taking anything for granted, i dont know which donald trump will show up. Shes right, it could be the donald trump we s
Tonight. Were potty training my daughter. Shes 25, shes very slow. [ laughter ] my other daughter. Shes 2 years old. Her name is jane. Jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say im exhausted. Anyway. I feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. Years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this ele it. We are less than 70 days away from deciding who our next president will be. On september 26th donald trump and Hillary Clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. This is interesting. The Clinton Campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his approach might be. Which i dont know, are they preparing for a debate or trying to catch the Zodiac Killer . [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton said, im not taking anything for granted, i dont know which donald trump will sh
Shes 25, shes very slow. [ laughter ] my other daughter. Shes 2 years old. Her name is jane. Jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say im exhausted. Anyway. I feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. Years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she wont believe from deciding who our next president will be. On september 26th donald trump and Hillary Clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. This is interesting. The Clinton Campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his approach might be. Which i dont know, are they preparing for a debate or trying to catch the Zodiac Killer . [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton said, im not taking anything for granted, i dont know which donald trump will show up. Shes right, it could be the we s
Tonight. Were potty training my daughter. Shes 25, shes very slow. [ laughter ] my other daughter. Shes 2 years old. Her name is jane. Jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say im exhausted. Anyway. I feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. Years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she wont believe it. We are less than 70 days away from deciding who our next president will be. On september 26th donald trump and Hillary Clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. This is interesting. The Clinton Campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his approach might be. Which i dont know, are they preparing for a debate or trying to catch the Zodiac Killer . [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton said, im not taking anything for granted, i