Guests Priyanka Chopra jonas. Questlove and tariq Black Thought trotter musical guest, rex Orange County and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1138 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, hey thank you very much everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it thank you for being here [ cheers and applause lets get to some news here. A new fox news poll finds that 51 of americans support trump being impeached and removed from office. Fox news [ cheers ] fox news poll is a big shock to trump and you can tell hes pretty upset at the network. Check out what happened this morning on fox and friends. Joining us now on the phone is the president of the United States of america, donald trump hey fox i heard about your poll. Well, heres another poll. I just took a dna tes turns out youre 100 fake news bye. Jimmy that happened today. Isnt that amazing [ light laughter ] steve the president called i
United states wanted to build an m moat filled with alligators and snakes. A report cites multiple sources who say trump wanted an moat, he wanted snakes, alligators, an electrified wall with spikes on top to keep immigrants out. He was said to be so frustrated by lack of progress on his stupid wall. At one point he shouted at everyone, i ran on this issue, you guys are making me look like an idiot, and they were like sorry, mr. President , tell us about this moat filled with alligators and snakes. He said shoot them in the legs to slow them down. And then he had them run a cost analysis for this plan, for the shooting and attack snakes plan, and that should be it, shouldnt that result in everyone being escorted out of the white house and into the wild . It should, but it, it hasnt. And the president of course denied these allegations, now he said the press is trying to sell the fact that i wanted a moot stuffed with alligators and snakes. A moot is like a canadian moat. Its a differen
[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, too much no, absolutely not come on, come on oh oh thank you very much. Please please, no, no, no, no, no please, no [ cheers and applaus thank you. Have a seat. Welcome. Enjoy yourself hot crowd. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Steve oh jimmy this is it [ cheers and applause this is what you want, baby. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Looking good yeah sounding good. I love it. You guys today, earlier today, millions of students across the country went back to school. That was today [ booing ] [ light laughter ] kids told their parents, ill miss you so much. And their parents were like, and ill see you after school. [ laughter ] it was a pretty typical day for most students. Teachers started off by asking, does everybody have their supplies . And then students were like, yep, headphones, vape pen, and cbd gummies. [ cheers and applause but new york citys Public Schools are trying to be healthier this year, so theyre n
song it s a beautiful day in the neighborhood which was a nice idea, clever idea, but as those of you who lined up on hollywood boulevard know, there has never been a beautiful anything in this neighborhood. [ laughter ] this neighborhood, this is where homeless spidermen gather to steal wallets from canadians. that s what we do here. [ laughter ] a lot of the focus going into the show last night was on the lack of diversity. all the acting nominees but one were caucasian. and what do you do when you have a diversity problem? well, you hit them with the world s most famous white rapper, eminem. that s what you do. [ laughter ] i actually learned a lot last night. for instance, that song from frozen 2, equally annoying in every language. [ laughter ] there were plenty of controversial moments. i think trump gained another 15% of the vote after those acceptance speeches last night. bottom line, don t expect to see the joker doing a got milk commercial anytime soon. [ laught
Behavior, including this was a shocker, santa claus. [ laughter ] apparently one of the children on his routes saw him kissing mommy and i guess its over. As is matt lauer. Matt lauer was let go from the today show this morning because of unspecified allegations of Sexual Harassment. This morning my wife looked on her phone and said, oh my god, matt lauer, which of course i assumed he was dead. I guess this is better, i dont know. Poor Savannah Guthrie had to break the news moments after she found out about it. Of course President Trump weighed in on this as president s compan do. Matt lauer was just fired from nbc for inappropriate behavior in the workplace. When will the top executives be fired for putting out so much fake news . Check out andy lax pass. If anyone knows about inappropriate behavior at the workplace at nbc, its donald j. Trump. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] is he aware that hes him . I dont think he is. [ laughter ] i think he sees donald trump on tv and goes,