without being murdered. but also four nypd transit cops caught an alleged killer and a suspected serial slasher in under just 24 hours. [cheers and applause] greg: about time, huh? it wasn t that hard since they were both wearing i heart murder and slashing t-shirts. but, seriously, you won t believe how the police did this. they used this amazing technology, pictures. yep, the cops recognized both the perps from internal department wanted posters. it s may i seeing how the whole thing works. you have a guy s description and then you circulate it. and that helps you catch the guy. it s insane. pretty awesome. except, well, we really don t do that anymore. that s why i bring it up. mug shots, as you know, are now considered racist. just like everything else is racist. now, you ve got to remember, after the george floyd riots, one of the first things to go when we decided policing was evil was the use of mug shots. san francisco police chief william scott announced it early o
president himself played a critical role in getting the deal across the finish line. his message, emphasize the harm that families, businesses and communities would feel if a shutdown went ahead. the final hurdle to come, and that is a full union vote. also this, an immigration battle escalating near the vice president s doorstep. buses of migrants sent from texas dropped off just feet from her residence in washington overnight. this happening a day after officials on martha s vineyard were sent scrambling after dozens of migrants unexpectedly arrived there. the office of florida governor ron desantis says it was he who sent two planes to the massachusetts island with more than 50 migrants on board. you see a picture there. cnn s steve contorno live in washington. i saw a group of migrants dropped off in front of the vice president s residence in d.c. this morning as well. what s happening? reporter: the governor of florida has been promising for months really that he i
up next, gutfeld! . greg: happy monday. control yourselves. put your pants back on. so let s talk about january 6. i know, i know, but was it really as our mainstream media contends, 9/11 and pearl harbor rolled into one? thanks to the new house speaker mike johnson, video from inside the capitol building was just released almost three years later showing what many who attended the protest have been saying all along. in many cases the capitol police either escorted the protestors in like ushers at a wedding or stood by without objecting. let s be clear. no one is defending the chaos on the capitol so spare me, good good stores insurrection tweets, still traumatized by slapping hillary into retirement. i may not support riots but i do support the truth and we have the right to hear the whole story especially when many of the protestors were veterans and average citizens who just wanted their voices heard and have been prosecuted like they were hamas. actually worse, be
gutfeld have air. happy monday. control yourself. put your pants back on. so let s talk about january six. i know, i know. but was it really as our mainstream contends, 911 and pearl harbor rolled into one.r well, thanks to the new house speaker, mike johnson, video from inside the capitol building was just releasednsid almost three years later, showing what mane y who attendee the protests have been contending all along that not only were the capitol doors more open than hunters knows on a saturday night, but in a many cases, the capitol policeet escorted the protesters in like ushers at a wedding or stoodin k by objecting. now, let s be clear. no one s defending the chaoss o on the capitol, so spare meto the gutfeld supports insurrection, tweets from substitute teachers in brooklyn still traumatized by trump, slappingd s hillary into retirement. t riot i may not support riots, but i do support the truth and have the right to hear the whole story, especially when many of
yes. oh, yes. oh, i feel so good and feels sos good. yeah. you re like the audience version of a brazilian wax. you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. he s a one man show, but notn choice. comedian joe machi. her side job is reading offe the pharmaceutical side effects and commercialal sids. host of the fox true crime podcast, emily campagna. he s from jersey. so most of the talking tonightg will be done by his hands. actor and comedian vince august sees like a thanksgiving ext turkey. how about £20 and extremely dry? new york times best selling auew york times best selling catches. all right. before we get some new stories, fore we get some new stories, leftovers how they did that i m like an analogy it s the leftovers where i read didn t the jokes we did news this week and as always it s my first time reading these so they well season joe mackey was salt and pepper and feed him to a grizzly bear sd o why not?t? all right. this week in dc, thieves