Ill guess. King kong . Heck, no. Ive got that dumb old johnny brady. Oh. Well, you tell johnny to say hello to his dad for me, will you . Okay. Hey, dad, when you were in the navy, were you an admiral . No. No. A captain . A lieutenant . No, i was just an ordinary seaman. Oh. Jeepers, did they ever let you steer the boat . Oh, many times. Boy, and with all that bragging dumb old johnny was doing about his father, well, thats not gonna help much. His father was a pilot in a jet. Henry im sorry. Well, jeepers. Ill just tell him that they used to let you steer the boat. Hell probably laugh me right out of my own bedroom. So the captain turned the boat to the left and he saw another submarine. And the captain turned the boat to the right and he saw another submarine. And he saw two more submarines. And then the captain turned to the admiral and he said, i think im gonna be sick to my stomach. Yeah. What happened then . Well, then the admiral said, theres only one thing in the whole world t
What . Nothing. You want me to help you to work, dad . No thank you, dennis. I can pull this lever after you punch those buttons. Adding machines arent for children. I brought you some coffee and i want you to look at something i found in one of the closets. Honey, i cant stop for that. Im trying to do two days work in one. Oh, nonsense. The rest will make you work twice as fast. Look at that. Remember when that was taken . Can i look . In a minute, dennis. That was the day you proposed. Yeah. Your folks had a picnic in their back yard, your dad barbecued, your mother baked one of her delicious peach pies, you wore that dress that i was always crazy about, and i proposed. It was all a beautiful trap. How come i dont remember that . Son, do you wanna see a very handsome couple . Sure. Ill bet you could see clear on top of the house in a neat swing like that, huh, mom . Well, it was pretty nice. Will you make me a swing like that . Well, you know i cant right now, dennis, but maybe later
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To the east side movin on up weez, when youcome out of there, if im not moving, dont worry. It just meansthat im dead. Huh, george . Ok, so its beena slow year. Forget about that. This killer could comeat us with knives, guns. Just about anything. Ahh george, have you seen my hair net . I cant find it. No, weez, i havent. Well, im ready for bed. Your pajamas looklike street clothes. They are. In case i get killed tonight, i dont want strangers investigating me in my nightgown. We been througha lot together. No matter whathappens, remember. You marrieda great guy. To get to you,theyve got togo through me. [knock on door] get that, will you . Let me in oh, thats florence. Wait. If youreflorence, prove it stand on your wifes shoulders and look through the keyhole its florence. What are youdoing here . Im scared to be alone. Youre welcome to stay with us. Do i have to betortured beforeim killed . Theres safety in numbers. And besides. Shut up. Ok, but somebodys got to stand guard. Weve got
Ure wearing one. I got a boneto pick. Which bone . Look at this hairballi got out of the drain. Actually, i prefer the dry look. How doesmr. Jefferson do it . Hes losing more hairthan he ever sprouted. [doorbell rings] george is very worried about losing his hair. He ought tobe worried. It must be a disasterhappening on his head cause his hairsure is evacuating. Hi, louise, florence. Hi, helen. Ill get ready. The way things are at the help center, im in no hurry. I know what you mean. Well have coffee first. Ok. Sounds goodto me. I want you to get us coffee. Ok,in a second. Its been murder the last six months. With reagan in office, theres not enough money for social programs. I think you gota hairball problem. Beg your pardon . Day after day,im in the bathroom digging outmr. Jeffersons hairballs. Theres a new oneevery day. Some days i wonderif its all worth it. Yeah. So . Thoughi dont like it, i still domy hairballing cause lord knowsyou wont do it for me. Safe bet. Exactly. Nobodys g