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Huh . Huh wow. Smart people, they know, they like and its me. Happy monday, everyone. So jr has endorsed donald, ever trump and its caused a massive outcry among the kennedy family. But hey, its not like he droveo a car right off the bridge in i a lady in it. In a resurfaced interviewie with rfk jrs daughter. She recalls him using a chainsaw to behead a deadnsaw whale, which now explains why abc never asked rfk to sit down with the viee whicw. Oh a former classmate of rfk jr. Accusing him of being a cokecc dealer at Harvarurrem D in the , saying he bought a gram from him for 40 bucks, which is 300 in todays dollars. Not a bad price, said one man. Price, meanwhile the Secret Service has ended protection for Rfk Jr Following suspension of hisr campaign. This is a move experts sayfoll will addowsuspensi years to his meanwhile, joe biden is still keeping a low profile on vacation. Here he is relaxing in thes sti. Selfie. S awesom i approve that Joe The Trump and Harris Campaign are arguing
Also coming up, the u. N. Calls it the shadow pandemic. Rising reports of Sexual Violence against women and girls under lockdown. We need a woman in kenya who they are working to shed the social stigma around survivors and helps heal each other. And the world gets to know us president elect joe bidens 1st cabinet choices. Its a team that reflects the fact that america is back ready to lead the world. Not retreat from biden is moving quickly to fill all key positions in his administration. Now that donald trump has stopped blocking the transition. Im sorry, kelly, welcome to the program. We have some breaking news coming in here in the german capitol of car has been seen crashing into the gates of german chancellor Angela Merkels office complex. Just a short distance from our studios. Youre looking at pictures there where there have been no reports of casualties. Police say that they have taken the driver into custody now. Merkel was scheduled today to host a Video Conference with 16 st
And getting there isnt even that expensive. At least not compared with the early days of manned space flight masters Apollo Missions of the 960. 00 s. Cost nearly 330000000. 00 euros a shot space x. Round trip cost a mere 43000000. 00. The economic boom in space is our topic today. Here on made the business magazine on t. W. Now long before space was recognized as a higher dimension for investors. People saw the universe as a mysterious and often menacing realm. It was the origin of asteroids that frequently blaze across the sky and sometimes even 4 to earth causing huge destruction. Now we know that these celesio chunks of rock are incredibly rich in valuable resources that are difficult to mine here on our planet. Forward thinking, entrepreneurs are looking beyond earth because a lot of it out there. Heres chris carter on Mining Metals in space. On the 15th of february, just on 13, an asteroid entered earths atmosphere over russia. All 3 of them created a fireball brighter than the s