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The steak i had was tough anyway. Hi, helen, tom. Hi, louise. Is george home . Yes, butcome in anyway. We want to see him. We had a problemwith some cleaninggeorge did. Problem . I dont like to make waves, but today im really ticked off. Been barred fromthe allyoucaneatjoint again . George, tom is your friend. We all haveour crosses to bear. Helens yours. George is yours. We were going out to dinner. I was going to wear my favorite suit. Its my favorite suit of toms. It makes him look continental. Yeah, he does looklike about the sizeof australia. What happened to your suit . We took it intoyour cleaning store, and it came backlike this oh, tom im sorry about this stain. Well send these trousers back, and george will clean them again. Im afraid this stain is permanent. Even the bestcant get outevery gravy stain. This stain is not gravy. Its chocolate. How do you know . I didnt want to come here making reckless accusations there was no stain when we brought them in. It mustve happened at your cleaners. Unless the customer left a chocolate barin the pockets. I did not its my policyto pay for everything. What do i owe . 400. Thats a lotfor a suit but this couldcover yankeestadiums infield. Anyway, we payfor everything, even if it isyour fault. There was no chocolate bar in this pocket. Theres a principle involved here. The truth is your stores at fault. George offered to pay. Lets leave it at that, ok . Im sorry, i cant. Not until george admits its his mistake. Next time, take themwhere they handlebig jobs like that. Like the clevelandblimp works. Oh, well. Oh, that does it. Theres just no dealing with you. Theres no talking to you. And youre an incompetent dry cleaner what . Youve never fought like that before were you listening . Naturally. Your arguments perfect for that show video verdict. Video verdict . You aint never seen video verdict . Two parties agreeto let a exjudgehear their case in front of everybodywatching tv. Sounds silly to me. Its unbelievable. People say the dumbest things on that show. Like i said, they make peoplelook ridiculous. Only a foolwould even considergoing on that show. Video verdict. Oh, no. Thats not a bad idea. Tom, youre notactually considering going ontelevision with this. Yes, i am i want america to see you proven wrong. The more i think about it, that court show is a valid option. Ive got a case to prepare. And call jim. Is jim your lawyer . No. Hes our caterer. I cant stand it he called me an incompetent dry cleaner i never insulted him. George,people say thingswhen theyre upset. Its making me sick. George, dont jeopardizeyour friendship over a silly stain. Give tom timeto calm down. Then offerto pay damages. Hell take it, and youll maintainyour reputation. I dont care. And youll also solveyour lower back problem. I dont have one. You will aftersleeping on that couch. You just made me care. Ill tell him youre willing to solve this thing. Tell him i hopehe chokes onhis lousy 400. Ill paraphrase, ok . Tsktsktsktsk. What are you tsktsktsking about . Did your stomach just realize you cooked the steak . I was justlooking forward were not going on video verdict why should i help their lousy ratings . Theyre ratingsaint lousy. All my friendswatch that show. Big deal. One viewer. In the new york area, four Million Peoplewatch that show. Thats eight million eyes blinded by the glareof your bald head. Eight Million People . Thats four million eyes watching and hearing all the glory thats jeffersons cleaners. I think you madethe right decision. Only a foolwould considergoing on that show. Quiet, please. Standing by. In five, four, three, [sound of gavel] now entering the courtroom, the plaintiff, tom willis. He brought his suit into jefferson cleaners to be cleaned. But he got back a mohair chocolate sundae. Hes suing the defendant for 400. And now the defendant, George Jefferson, owner and operator of jefferson cleaners. He claims the plaintiff left a chocolate bar in his pocket. We have the making of a very interesting case here on video verdict. Judge cronin is entering the courtroom. Lets join him as he hears the case of. Who took who to the cleaners . The participants have been sworn in. Will the plaintiff please state his case . Certainly,your honor. I took my pantsinto jefferson cleaners i object. This isnt a real court. This court does not recognize objections. Im sorry, your highness. I objected because the plaintiff didnt specify which jefferson cleaners. You see, sir, i have seven locations. Objection overruled. Grease stains, grass stains no problem. Knock it off no problem. Go on, mr. Willis. Its very simple. I took the pants inno stain. Got them backpure milk chocolate. You have any evidence . I do, your honor. Here is exhibit a. And b, c, and d. How do you know this is chocolate . Well, i, uh. I tasted it. Speak up, please. I tasted it now, look but he has right on his side order order mr. Jefferson, state your case, please. Thank you,your holiness. One thing, sir. My wife boughther dress first. I open my caseby stating anyone coming into jefferson cleaners mentioning video verdict will have half offtheir dry cleaning. Secondly,jefferson cleaners where clean isour middle name is not guiltyof the charges. That man, tom willis, left chocolate in his pants, causing the stain. Thats a lie oh im sorry. Ok. How do you intend to prove that mr. Willis caused the stain . You mean the plaintiff . Yes, yes. The plaintiff. Elementary, your majesty. The plaintiff never leaves home without chocolate. Have him empty his pockets now. This is an outrage i know this is an unorthodox request, but im intrigued. But your honor besides. I own this show. So empty your pockets. Hes hiding evidence. Whats that last object . Come on, willis. Come clean. Everything. I believe every man has the right to carry emergency chocolate isnt he pitiful . Isnt he pitiful . I present exhibit b, which shows that not only was he wrong, but hes also grossly overweight. But you be the judge. Do you have any witnesses . Yes, your honor. My sweet, lovely, shewoulddieforhercountry wife, who has beenon the vergeof a nervous breakdown since theseproceedings began. Ill help you,darling. I. I would like to say a few words about my wonderful husband George Jefferson of jefferson cleaners. He. A cleanerwho cares. Oh, yeah. Right. A cleaner who cares. He was born the son of a sharecropper. He was so poor that in order to buy a five cent cup of coffee, he was whats this got to do with the case . I have no idea, your honor. My husband made me say it. Thats enough. He made me wear this dress. Please, mrs. Jefferson. And i begged him, give tom the money shes rambling,your honor. Her medicationis wearing off. Anyone ever tell you you looklike tom selleck . He wanted me to say that, but i have my limits. I think that ive heard enough. Ill take a brief recess honey, hestaking my pants. Maybe he wants to taste them, tom. Well return with judge cronins decision after this commercial. Ok, everybody, relax, but please holdyour positions. Im afraid youre going to lose. Louise, who cares . Im in thisfor free advertising. You dressed me up in this ridiculous dress, dragged me down here, made me recite that stupid story, and had me embarrass myself in front of millions of people just so you could get some free advertising . Yeah. You deserve whatever you get. Youre going to lose this case, which will tell your customers that jefferson cleaners is no good stand by, please. In five, four, three, two. Here comes judge cronin now. Well, ive reached my decision. This man, mr. Jefferson hang him, child. Thank you for your thoughts. As i was saying, the verdict in this case is pretty obvious. You look tired. What . You must get tired of this. Ill take some pressure off you. Ive alreadyreached my decision. It dont mean nothing. Its obvious this trial is going my way. I dont care that im right. Somethings been gnawing at me. That hurts being the kind, generous dry cleaner that i am who gives half off forthe hectic Christmas Season i have no alternative but to pay the plaintiff for his suit. You still havent admitted it was your fault. What a testimonial. Thats the way we are at jefferson cleaners. We care. And for the hearing impaired, thats jefferson cleaners. A surprisingconclusion to our case and a generous gestureby mr. Jefferson. What could i say . Im cursed with a generous nature. Thats the policy of jefferson cleaners im working here. Not anymore. Whats up . Cant usethis segment. Why not . Clarence darrow heredidnt let the judgemake his ruling. I was a bigger hit than that judge. Maybe so. You forgetone thing. Whats that . Im the star. Oh, george. Thank you for being such a gentleman. Drop dead, willis. I can take a lot of guff, but i dont go for that drop dead talk. Listen, both of you. Youre friends. Youve been friends for years. Court is no place to air your dirty laundry. Well, you know what i mean. This fighting is senseless. For taking this ridiculous mess this far . Tom. George. Sorry. Sorry. I was a real fool. You sure were. George we should have figured this out ourselves. Only a foolwould be on this show. What do you mean, aint going to be on tv . Opyright 1982 t. A. T. 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