Mrs. Trump to address the controversy. Please welcome Melania Trump. cheers and applause welcome, mrs. Trump. I understand you have a statement. Yes, that is true. Stephen and this was written by the same staffers who wrote last nights speech . Yes, i wrote it. Stephen the floor is yours. My fellow americans, this is cheers and this is truly the best of times, it is the worst of times. I did not plagiarize my speech last night. I would never do such a thing. I would not, could not with a goat. laughter applause i could not, would not on a boat. laughter applause that is because i learned honesty during my humble upbringing in west philadelphia, i was born and raised cheers and applause thank you on the playground is where i spent most of my days. So to those who say i stole my speech, i say give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar. cheers and applause they may be able to take our lives, but they will never take our freedom cheers and applause im as mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore. You gotta fight for your right to party. cheers and applause boom goes the dynamite. Hakuna matata. Ba da ba da da im loving it. laughter applause oh, and one more thing live from new york, its saturday stephen no announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes keeganmichael key, kathryn hahn, and n. A. F. , featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for National Republican convention we are the champions my friend well keep on fighting till the end we are the champions we are the champions no time for losers because we are the champions of the world cheers and applause audience chanting stephen ] stephen thank you, ladies and0i gentlemen cheers and applause thank you so much thank you please welcome to the late show, live from the ed sullivan theater here in new york city. cheers and applause im your host Stephen Colbert. Also live right now. I want to thank Melania Trump for stopping by to set the record straight and laura, for some reason. applause lets get straight to the big news tonight the republican delegates officially elected their nominee. Spoiler alert for anybody who doesnt want to know how the Republican Party ends its trump. As is tradition, each state voted, and we learned the kinds of things that normally you can only get by opening 50 bottles of snapple. American samoa the greatest exporter of n. F. L. Players. Arkansas birthplace of johnny cash and al green. Kentucky the home of Churchill Downs and american pharaoh and the source of bluegrass music. Maryland home to the oldest state capital in continuous use. Missouri the birthplace of talk radio. Nebraska the number one beef producing state in the union. The great state of connecticut the land where we manufacture pez. laughter applause stephen i dunno, im pretty sure pez comes from darth vaders neck. And the moment trump secured the nomination, the celebration kicked off in style with a giant gold screen that declared over the top which was either declaring victory or indicating the direction trump combs his hair. And then faced with this new reality, the certainty trump was the nominee, Speaker Paul Ryan stepped up to the mic and eloquently expressed the feelings of so many americans. Shhhhhhh stephen it cheers and applause having secured the nomination, trump briefly addressed america from the lobby of his bathroom. Were going to restore law and order, we have to restore, and quickly, law and order, among many, and just so many other things. Stephen yes, were going to restore law and order and many and so many other things like law and order criminal intent, and law order special victims unit. Theyre all good shows. We miss you, mariska hargitay. And he knew just how monumental the night was. Together weve achieved historic results, with the largest vote turtle in the history of the Republican Party. Stephen no, your ears dont deceive you, he did say vote turtle . Not a flub. He was just introducing the next speaker. Senator mitch mcconnell. applause hes the largest vote turtle hes the largest vote turtle in America Mcconnell spoke from the theme of make america work again. That t lotta great speakers on that theme donald trump, jr. And Tiffany Trump both provided examples of how hardworking americans just need to roll up their sleeves and be born into a billionaires family. Its that simple. Okay . Pull yourself up by your dads boot straps, and theyre nice boot straps. Theyre the best. Diamondencrusted, fourstar boot straps. applause and new Jersey Governor Chris Christie laughter yes, always a crowd favorite. Christie opened with some nice words about the nominee. We are about to be led by not only a strong leader but by a caring, genuine and decent person. Stephen yeah, certainly not the kind of guy who promises you vp and then leaves you hanging from wednesday night until friday morning a decent man wouldnt do that then christie really fired up Hillary Clinton has the awful jung and character of a dictator butcher in the middle east, is she guilty or not guilty . Hillary clinton as an inept negotiate of the worst american arms deal in American History is she guilty or not guilty . Audience guilty guilty guilty stephen Chris Christie promising terrifying show trials before a mindless screaming mob with no presentation for the defense, spooking or not spooky . Audience spooky stephen yall are spooky. Say hi to jon batiste and stay human cheers and applause there big night. Jon big night. Stephen its a big night. It is now official. There it is. Trump is the nominee. You cannot uncarve that pumpkin. You cant uncandy that i am. You cannot uncandy that yam. What i dont understand is, yeah, we knew this was gonna happen, but there was supposed to be a floor fight. Bikers chainwhipping the rules committee. Ted cruz trying to cut out Reince Priebus eyeball with a broken bottle. We were promised excitement but none of that happened. They voted. He got it. Thats it. Let me illustrate for you how no, no, there is still excitement out there. Let me illustrate to you how boring this was. Weve got a social media team on the ground in cleveland all this week, and yesterday for two hours on facebook live, they streamed footage of the condiment station at the convention. Your ketchup, mustard, relish, stuff like that. Half a Million People watched delegates putting ketchup on their hot dogs. Proving what we already knew, the Republican Party is a bit of a sausage fest. applause and then an hour and 50 minutes in and this is true our condiment cam caught fox news anchor bret baier friend of the show filling a water bottle with mustard. Its absolutely true laughter jimmy, play that again. There he is pumping two pumps of mustard into his bottle. Ande kind of looks around before he leaves laughter why is bret baier hoarding mustard . What does he know that we dont know . I cant judge the man. We report, you decide. But ths condiment scandal to come out of fox news since roger ailes was caught spanking the bottom of a ketchup bottle. Well be right back with keeganmichael key. cheers and applause well be right back with keeganmichael key. cheers and applause take on any road with intuitive allwheel drive. The nissan rogue, murano and pathfinder. Now get 0 apr for 72 months, plus 500 bonus cash. Bud light party here to discuss equal pay. Women dont get paid as much as men and that is wrong. And we have to pay more for the same stuff. What . Yeah. Cars. What . Dry cleaning. What . Shampoo. What . You pay more but get paid less . That is double wrong. Im calling everyone i know and im telling them about this. This has got to stop bud light proudly supports equal pay, thats why bud light costs the same no matter if youre a dude or a lady. Yeah mom you have to pay more for a car than dad. No one treats my mom like this jump 50 feet over the rapids and i crash land. Theres nothing there you didnt jump the creek theres a new neosporin antibiotic that minimizes scars. New neosporin plus pain itch scar sorry. Sorry. Regerts . Sorry, i was eating a milky way. Turns out my curlsthe needed to be stronger. Pantenes prov formula makes my curls so strong. They can dry practically frizz free. Because strong is beautiful. Nexium 24hfor their own 1 choice of docfrequent heartburn. S for complete protection all day and night make nexium 24hr your 1 choice. cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody well, one of the things you say about Trumps Campaign is he has surprised a lot of people with the breadth of his appeal across the country. He won more votes than expected but there is one group hes had trouble reaching, africanamericans. In fact, according to the latest polls, donald trump has 0 support from black voters in ohio. cheers and applause 0 goose egg thats the same Rotten Tomatoes score as leprechaun 4. In space , which is unfair because i happen to know that leprechaun has never declared bankruptcy. But there is at least one africanamerican person attending the convention. We got ahold of him. Please welcome, live via satellite from the quicken loans arena, frank walters. cheers and applause thanks for being here good to see you cheers and applause wow im pleasure to be here, stephen. Look at this festive atmosphere whoowee stephen you do seem happy, frank. Now, frank, youre an africanamerican. So they tell me stephen and are you having a fun time this week, frank . Its been amazing. Chris christie burned a witch earlier. Ben carson was juggling brains. I didnt know it was going to be this entertaining gee wilakers stephen im not familiar with all the street lingo there, frank. Its a family show. Oh, heck, im sorry stephen how does it feel being one of the few africanamericans there . Its incredible. From the moment i got here, everyone is so nice. They gave me a hat, they gave me a shirt. Theyre always put meg on camera for some reason ive never been so popular laughter stephen wow, thats really nice. Yeah people keep coming up to me and saying, thank god youre here they keep on saying, youre one of the good ones. Youre articulate, youre bright the compliments keep coming, stephen. They even invited me to all these different parties. They keep saying, we need you there its amazing stephen well, you do look like youre having a good time. What drew you to the convention . What is it fiscal conservatism . Social conservatism . Oh, i just came by here looking for pokeemon. Thats all i was doing. cheers and applause hey, i think i see one. What, officer . No, its just my phone. Put my hands behind my head . What . Stephen is everything okay, frank . Hold on, stephen. Im confused. Do you want me to freeze or get down on the floor or shut the shut up . Im just trying to clarify. All right, see ya later. All right. Stephen have a great time, frank. Frank walters, everybody well be right back with kathryn hahn. cheers and applause clarify. All right, see ya later. All right. Stephen have a great time, frank. Frank walters, everybody well be right back with kathryn hahn. cheers and applause ta i sold everything i had to own a brewery. You might have heard its name. Stella artois be legacy and youre talking to your doctor about your medication. This is humira. This is humira helping to relieve my pain and protect my joints from further damage. This is humira helping me go further. Humira works for many adults. 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Enjoy i cant believe its not butter cheers and applause stephen folks, my first guest tonight cocreated and costarred in one of the greatest sketch series of all time key peele. He now plays a young improv comedian in the movie dont think twice. For weekend live. Congrats, man. Thanks, man. You know which bit youre gonna do . We just heard, like, ten minutes ago. You got to do Alex Rodrigues in the cell phone star. I forgot all about that one. You got to do rock when the rock loses all the way. Slim fast rock. The pebble. Can you smell what the pebbles cooking . Not much, and thats why i lost the weight. Stephen please welcome keeganmichael key cheers and applause im a soul man im a soul man im a soul man cheers and applause stephen hey nice to have you on, man. You just missed it, we had another black guy on satellite feed. Had a good time at the convention. Seemed like the audience was concerned for him at the end there. Stephen well, you know, things being what they are. Things being what they are. Stephen im going to talk about the movie in a second because im interested in improv and you and riboth out of chicago. Second city of improv cheers and applause stephen and before we do that. Do you actually follow politics or the conventions . Im trying to watch as much of the conventions as i can because i was promised excitement. Stephen exactly, blood sport. Yes. Stephen what do you think of trump as within improviser . People get disappointed when hes on script and they love it when he flies off the cuff. I think hes a very good stream of consciousness improviser. He doesnt follow all the improv rules but the other day he was in a place where he was speaking somewhere else in ohio and said were going to do this, that and the other thing and, who the mosquito . You guys see this mosquito . Look at the mosquito. The mosquitos going high. Get out of here, mosquito. Ive had enough of you, mosquito, wheres the money . Stephen did he say wheres the money . Wheres the skit os money . Is he going to support the campaign, but he went saying mosquito all the time and then went off the rail, the mosquito is on the wall, the ceiling, the ceiling is high, its a wall, not as high as my wall will be. Stephen flys from one thing to another. The mind is free, its nimble. Stephen mind is free is a kinder way of saying unhinged. Unfettered mind. Stephen unfettered. If he doesnt govern the way he speaks i wonder the way he would govern if he became president of the United States because its possible. I imagine he will sing daily going, wheres my scepter . I havent gotten my scepter yet stephen its gold. Its gold, it should be near the throne. This is just a regular chair. Stephen do you get the sense when he calls into Television Shows and theres a photo up there, that hes on the toilet . Im on the throne right now. Im on the throne right now. Were gonna win big, huge, gigantic and then. Stephen flush yeah. laughter stephen what about hillary . Any thoughts . Hillarys going to be fine. I think its going to be boiler plate as far as the convention. The debates are what i cant wait for. cheers and applause stephen oh, that will be fantastic. Because hillary tries to hide it but sometimes hillary does great eye rolls, sometimes if you watch. Good old family feud eye rolls. Somebody gives them a name and he says, something you dont find in the cupboard and somebody goes, elephant and he just goes laughter like hillary, i cant wait for that. Im gonna live on a cloud and then hillary is laughter stephen you should advise her i just want to turn and say, im only 30 points ahead . cheers and applause i just want to see good Old Fashioned norman feld, circuit 1983 ones company. laughter stephen well, the movie is called dont think twice, and its about written by mike brobiglia. So talent troop i was a member of an improv troup. So was i. Stephen they always have odd names like third rail coldy. My favorite is from an old cast member of yours, Hans Christian yes and erson. Im out of second city detroit were called the 313. Stephen there was one in chicago i liked called a giant, called l. B. J. K. K. K. K. I love them. Stephen this is kind of like your life pause its about a guy who gets sort of plucked from a small improv and he cant make a living at all. And there are autobiographical elements to the film in regard to my life and career. But the biggest thing thats hard is every rule of improv is the opsi got your back, im there for my partner. Serve the other person. Stephen i follow the foul loyer of the servant. Youre more important than i am. The opposite of show business. Stephen exactly get out of my way i need to be a star laughter stephen you went from improv and now youre a star. You must know what this guy is going through because he doesnt know how to feel or talk to the rest to have the troup because he went big time and he sort of left the family. Its a family that hes made. And theres an ambivalence that hes had so hes trying to get everyone from his troup, all jobs on the show hes on. The problem is hes on the show, trying to get them jobs and everyone on the show is dont get fired your first year. Just you, dont worry about your friends, just you dont get fired. Hes caught between the two worlds and doesnt know what to do. Stephen hes saying yes, and. Agree and add on to it. Stephen exactly. And i add on to that. laughter but that can be the whole philosophy to live your life. When you were, like, a young improviser, did you find that affecting the way you would live . Yes, every day. We would finish the show and someone would say, do you want to go to the bar . Yes, and lets drink lots of drinks. Stephen whats that you want me to put in my mouth . Yes, and lets have another round. Its a game for young people. Young people should never restrict and say yes to everything. I think ideas work as a rule when you feel uncomfortable. If theres a place where you can grow in life, maybe thats good. Maybe dont yes and everything. Would you care for more heroin . Yes, and maybe dont yes and that. But in regard to being cooperative and doing something collaborative, its super help. Stephen did you teach improv. I did. S interrupting you i found out because its all about me, baby laughter you have to reveal to them what they can already do. Exactly. They used to say michelangelos statue is already inside that slab of granite, youve just got to let it out. Stephen dude, youre blowing my mind, man. laughter i have to ask something happened, you were at College Receiving an honor from a comedy group. Yes,. Stephen at Harvard University and one of our interns here karen chi was there. And do we have the footage . This was you and you kissed this young man and there you go, karen is right behind you, and here we go, and now you kiss karen. We got to go. cheering so, karen, we got to go what was it . So you put a heavy smooch on her. Yeah. Jon because i was just ending the because i was just ending the scene. Stephen what was the scene about . Got to go. Make it quick. My friend had an affectionate grandfather who smooched everyone who lived on the street. Stephen how did it feel to get lip lockedly keeganmichael key . It was very exciting. I only had kissed one other boy in my life prior to that. cheers and applause i used to tell everybody 50 of my kisses were with keeganmichael key. Stephen yes and, my friends dont think twice comes out this friday. Keeganmichael key, everybody well be rht soul man cheers and applause ey. Stephen yes and, my friends dont think twice comes out this friday. Keeganmichael key, everybody well be right back. Soul man cheers and applause when you dont get enough sleep. And your body aches. Youre not yourself. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. 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Which i probably shouldve seen coming. [ laughs ] cheers and applause stephen hey, welcome back, everybody my next guest is a classicallytrained actress who peed in a urine in stepbrothers. Her new movie is bad moms. Looking good, jeff. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you have been working out . No, not for, like, ten years. Your beige windbreaker is really lighting up the board. Oh, thanks. Do you know what i mean by vagina. By, jeff stephen please welcome kathryn hahn cheers and applause hi stephen welcome. Happy conventions. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Stephen thank you for being here on the live show. As long as were talking about the conventions, is this true youre from cleveland . I am. Stephen do you have family there . My whole family is there. Stephen all right. Everyone is there. In the 80s there was an ad campaign, if new yorks an apple, cleveland is a plum, which was our citys ad campaign. Stephen thats nice. Yeah. Stephen do they like the fact the convention is there . Whats it doing to the city . Theyre in the suburbs. My dad, i mean, i think both are very excited about the cleaning up of public square, they keep talking about. But my mom is, like, oh, honey, im not there, the guns and the gas masks, its nuts stephen how many weekends a year do you spend at the rock and roll hall of fame . I have never gone stephen really . No stephen they have things jimi hendrix touched. My mom says im not spending 25 bucks to see a sweaty tshirt on plexiglass. Stephen its apparently a pretty cool place. Its apparently amazing. What do you thinks going on between donald trump and melania right now. If you were married to donald trump keep breathing and he and his staff were to let you tell a speech that clearly had parts that had been cribbed, would you lay into him . Well, i mean, obviously that woman has infinite, unfathomable depths of patience to be able to put up with that blowhard cra cheers and applause i dont understand it. I mean, i feel like she would be stephen love. Its real, true love. Stephen it is. It is. I feel like i might be working a melania eye today. Stephen you have a Little Smokey sma do going. Its an easy look for a simple mom on the go. Stephen the movie is ba da ba dbadmoms, who give up tryie perfect and just let her rip. Let her rip rrrrip stephen just fun. laughter how many kids do you have . 19 and counting. Stephen you wear it well. Thank you. Stephen mmhmm. I have two kids. Stephen ages . About to be 7 and 9. Stephen okay. Yeah. Stephen are you a good mom or a bad mom, in your stephen, im doing the best i can. Im doing the best i can. cheers and applause i mean, i definitely remember when my son was not even a year i mean, he was a little teeny baby, teeny, crying so hard. I was, like, whats happening . Sweating profusely, he wasnt eating and i said, whats the matter . This is my bad mom story. I literally opened his diaper because i thought he was sensitive to urine because i had been letting him sit in it for days. Stephen you were pickling him. The littlest one of my hairs had wound itself around his balls, like, five times. laughter horrible mother i still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about that. Almost stephen you think you wake up in the middle of the night thinking about it. I dont understand. I dont understand. Your son is going to say to the therapist, i dont know why im attracted to mesh briefs, i dont understand why this is a thing for me laughter yes, motherhood. Stephen so much is asked of moms, and youre a working mom. Yes. Stephen youre an actress in demand. Do you feel like, oh, my god, i have to make a choice at times . No, its very clear. Its my clear, stephen. What are you talking about . laughter stephen well, youve got to. You dont have a choice. No, no. I dont know what mom doesnt wake up in the morning and thinks when they have to leave for work, that, ah something doesnt feel right about this its sucks but im lucky enough to have a gig. Stephen have you mommys going to pretend, dont ever do the things mommys going to pretend to do. Its so awful. They just like the crafts. Stephen have you been with them when youre with a pretend child . Theyve never seen anything ive done never. Mommys body of work is not meant for children, but they get it, and, you know, theyre circus kids. They were brought up in a circus and are terrific. Stephen i didnt let my daughter see my work in the old cases special when i was playing a character. I was doing the character into the phone one day saying pretty terrible things in character when we were writing the script. I got off the phone and she had been watching me 20 minutes, like this laughter and then she said, i think i understand you dont mean what youre saying. I said, yes, daddy doesnt mean what hesay laughter thank you so much for being here. Good to have met you bad moms will be in theaters july 29. Kathryn hahn, everybody well be right back with a performance by n. A. F. cheers and applause good to have met you bad moms will be in theaters july 29. Kathryn hahn, everybody well be right back with a performance by n. A. F. cheers and applause give extra. Get extra. Dont you dare follow your dreams. Think big. Or demand your own space. Dont you dare leave it all behind. Dont you dare ask whats next. Introducing the firstever cadillac xt5. This piece is so you. I saw it and i was just like oh, i have to have it. State farm knows that every one those moments, theres one of these. This piece is so you. I saw it and i was just like i have to have it. From renters insurance. To rewards credit cards, state farm is here to help life go right. Z22goz zi0z y z22gpz zi0z y22gpy yi0y cheers and applause cheers and applause maybe. 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