Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with donald trump, the first president whos a nonessential worker. Yesterday a tape dropped of an interview he did with bob woodward in february where he admitted he purposefully downplayed the risk of coronavirus. We know why, its because he didnt want to spook his precious stock market. Whoa, whoa, easy, girl. Easy, gil. Its okay, nasdaq, everythings fine. You just keep going out, girl. Now when normal people get caught on tape admitting they lied to an entire country, they usually apologize, but donald trump didnt become president by being normal, so yesterday he doubled down. Did you mislead the public by saying that you downplayed the coronavirus and that you repeatedly did that in order to reduce panic . Did you mislead the public . Well, i think if you said in order to reduce panic, perhaps thats. So the fact is im a cheerleader for this country, i love our country and
Now substituting for colorado, number four, kyle broflovski. Oh jesus. Hes about to play. [gunfire] [grunting] mrs. Garrison, grab kyle. Which one is he . Arrrhhh. Ohhh. Hey, what the hell . Stop the game ahhhh ohhh. I got it. I got the ball. Kyle, no broflovski goes for the dunk. No my baaaaaaalllllssssss aagh. [screams] so let me get this straight. That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin. Yeah, thats basically it. Sounds like an open and shut case. All right, lets head em out. Im sorry, kyle. I should i have told you the surgery was cosmetic only. So does this mean im not really a dolphin . Lets get you two up to the clinic, and ill change you back for a nominal fee. But what about mr. Garrison . He cant go back. You know what, im okay. Even though im not truly a woman, i think i still like the new me. Id rather be a woman who cant have periods than a fag. Hey, guys this girl is staying a woman. Who wants
Cant we just sit here and traditional cake. Be us. Who wants to sit on santas more like a saferry cake. Lap . Whole dinner in a cakey i do. Now you cannot just walk up the street in the big line and like it. Speaking of thanksgiving, wait there. They want you to take a lets check right now, jens appointment, to sit on a lap. Meeting with the boxer. Not just any boxer. So reservations are not just any boxer, the required now to see santa at macys on 34th street in new legend, Bernard Hopkins. How are you. Im doing fine, ready to do york. Yes. Fifteen fiveyear tradition your fifth year annual turkey for them it is a first. Give away. People said in cherry hill, real quick. Yes. Other malls they have to do. That on line registration just a tease, you love the opens for appointments eagles. Love the eagles. Starting this friday through love the eagles. Christmas eve. We are here at 11th and sign up for time slot from 30 spring garden. Minutes to five days in we will he see you in a few adv
Concerns about growth in china weighing on investors after one report that apple had been replaced by xiaomi as the smartphone maker. It points to a lingering concern is that market share in china one of the most important markets is gn to the down side, not the up side. If you want to look at apples reaction to china, theres a couple of conflicting data points you have to consider. In the Conference Call tim cook said equity markets have recently been volatile this could create speed bumps in the near term. Then he said about the stock market, this worry is probably overstated. So were not changing anything, we have the pedal to the metal. Lpe penetration in china is only 20 . People are getting phones that can handle faster internet speeds, the middle class is growing. But at the same time hes saying in the short term maybe it does show up somehow in the numbers. Were still growing fast. Are we in a period where we dont know what the holiday is going to look like for these guys . We
He will also deliver remarks. Live coverage on cspan gets under way at 5 p. M. Eastern, followed by your phone calls. The cspan city store visits literary and Historic Sites across the nation, to hear from local historians, authors and civic leaders, every other weekend on cspan2s book tv and American History tv on cspan3. And this month, with congress on its summer recircumstance the cities tour is on cspan each day at 6 p. M. Eastern. Today, we are in key west, florida, and aboard a u. S. Ship that sunk german uboats in world war ii. Thats at 6 p. M. , eastern time. Up next, medical researchers testify on capitol hill about developing a cure for alzheimers disease. The effectiveness of Current Treatment and the need for more funding to study it. Former model, actress and restauranteur, bee smith, who has been diagnosed with early onset alzheimers also appeared before the senate aging committee. [ gavel bangs ] this hearing will come to order. Good afternoon. It is my pleasure to conv