Expected consequences, a bit of an oopsydaisy. You see, recently, the c. D. C. Released new facial hair guidelines compatible with a face respirator. This is the actual chart put out by the c. D. C. As you can see, if youre a lessflamboyant neerdowell, say a runofthemill bad guy, or adolf hitler, youre fine. But what if you have more panache, like evil spock or a depressionera dastardly tycoon . Then youre out of luck. Thats why ive developed a line of evil facial hair surgical masks called the villains veil perfect for despotic rulers of distant planets, a sinister video game archrival, or ted cruz. So pick up one today, because evil doesnt take a sick day. laughter machines are sold. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight nothing to c. D. C. Here. And stephen dishes with senator Elizabeth Warren in South Carolina. Plus, stephen welcomes jason segel and charlotte alter featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, i
Last night. So where was the front runner. And cold war. No its not our imagination ladies we are freezing at the office. The new study that shows its outdated thermostat science from the 1960s thats to blame and might just have the guys feeling the heat today, tuesday, august 4th 2014. Announcer from nbc news this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to today on a tuesday morning. If your alarm didnt wake you up this morning the lightning may have done the trick. A major storm came through. Lots of thunder and lightning. Beautiful images captured here in new york city. Well tell you more about that storm in a couple of minutes and our top story is related to the weather as well. A severe storm and second deadly tent collapse in as many days. This time during a crowded circus performance up in New Hampshire. Ron, good morning to you. Good morning to you, matt. The circus big top lies flat as a pancake t
Rubios on marco position on abortion. Mrs. Clinton when one of their candidates, a much younger man, a senator from florida, says there should be no exceptions for rape and incest, that is as offensive and as troubling a comment as you can hear from a major candidate running for the presidency. John mark, we thought that marco rubios no exception stance, which is shared by scott walker and mike huckabee, we thought that was a deal when we first heard it, but how vulnerable do you think they left themselves . Mark very vulnerable. John mccain did not have it. Mitt romney did not. It does not affect that many women in the country, but the polls are clear in this issue, and these guys taking this position, Hillary Clinton wants to be on offense, and there is a rumbling that she is not doing very well on some issues, and person who agrees with her is jeb bush. His campaign thinks that this position would be lethal in a general election. John this has been part of the reason they have lost
For my Robert Mueller. He knows an unstoppable move, f. B. I. Investigation aaahhh ahhh President Trump is running away dont worry, ill go after President Trump and his cronies, ive got to catch em all got to catch them all, pokeemon . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Stephen welcomes josh gad, Lawrence Odonnell and derek delgaudio, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen whoo cheers and applause band playing absolutely wonderful hey cheers and applause be gentle thank you, ladies and gentlemen. There you go. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im so glad to be with you tonight. So wonderful to be here. cheers and applause because ive been feeling an emptiness, a great void, but it left the country on friday. laughter applause donald trump is on a 13day trip through asia. Fox and friends has one less viewer. laughter on his way to asia, he stopped off in
For my Robert Mueller. He knows an unstoppable move, f. B. I. Investigation aaahhh ahhh President Trump is running away dont worry, ill go after President Trump and his cronies, ive got to catch em all got to catch them all, pokeemon . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Stephen welcomes josh gad, Lawrence Odonnell and derek delgaudio, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen whoo cheers and applause band playing absolutely wonderful hey cheers and applause be gentle thank you, ladies and gentlemen. There you go. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im so glad to be with you tonight. So wonderful to be here. cheers and applause because ive been feeling an emptiness, a great void, but it left the country on friday. laughter applause donald trump is on a 13day trip through asia. Fox and friends has one less viewer. laughter on his way to asia, he stopped off in