Expected consequences, a bit of an oopsydaisy. You see, recently, the c. D. C. Released new facial hair guidelines compatible with a face respirator. This is the actual chart put out by the c. D. C. As you can see, if youre a lessflamboyant neerdowell, say a runofthemill bad guy, or adolf hitler, youre fine. But what if you have more panache, like evil spock or a depressionera dastardly tycoon . Then youre out of luck. Thats why ive developed a line of evil facial hair surgical masks called the villains veil perfect for despotic rulers of distant planets, a sinister video game archrival, or ted cruz. So pick up one today, because evil doesnt take a sick day. laughter machines are sold. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight nothing to c. D. C. Here. And stephen dishes with senator Elizabeth Warren in South Carolina. Plus, stephen welcomes jason segel and charlotte alter featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, i
I dont blame the fella. Could be the axe, too. Kids love a snow day. Before you go, jack, could you tell us if the cold will let up any time soon . Ill take that as a no. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, freezing toasms, hot tweets. Plus, stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper maz jobrani and musical guest margo price. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen how are you . Hey, everybody wooo wooo cheers and applause oh, gotta love it. Thank you so much. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Thank you very much. How lovely. Please, gotta love it. Every january every january they ship in fresh audiences for us and thats so welcome. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you very much. Its our first, first show of 2018. Happy new year, everybody. Happy new year. Going to be a good one. I love new years. Its one o
Could be the axe, too. Kids love a snow day. Before you go, jack, could you tell us if the cold will let up any time soon . Ill take that as a no. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, freezing toasms, hot tweets. Plus, stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper maz jobrani and musical guest margo price. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen how are you . Hey, everybody wooo wooo cheers and applause wooo oh, gotta love it. Thank you so much. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Thank you very much. How lovely. Please, gotta love it. Every january every january they ship in fresh audiences for us and thats so welcome. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you very much. Its our first, first show of 2018. Happy new year, everybody. Happy new year. Going to be a good one. I love new years. Its one of my favorite holid
I dont blame the fella. Could be the axe, too. Kids love a snow day. Before you go, jack, could you tell us if the cold will let up any time soon . Ill take that as a no. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, freezing toasms, hot tweets. Plus, stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper maz jobrani and musical guest margo price. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen how are you . Hey, everybody wooo wooo cheers and applause wooo oh, gotta love it. Thank you so much. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Thank you very much. How lovely. Please, gotta love it. Every january every january they ship in fresh audiences for us and thats so welcome. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you very much. Its our first, first show of 2018. Happy new year, everybody. Happy new year. Going to be a good one. I love new years. Its