Were afraid to book him. Anybody could do al franken just, you know, be a little pretentious. Plug your nose. Really. Thats this is all you have to do to do an al franken replied, i did grab that, teddy. I graze the teddy. So thats really easy to do. An al franken really . Is he here. Be awkward. We considered so many people. Like i said, i was like the 25th choice. Dont expect much. I wrote jokes about 5 minutes ago. I think Rachel Maddow, they tried to get Rachel Maddow from msnbc to host. Shes basically a lesbian. Stephen colbert, right. You cant tell the difference. Shes funnier than him. But no, they booked me some guy you dont know who looks like zach galifianakis. Bang. Macaulay culkin. Or as my girlfriend says, aaron paul bang, harry potter. Im tiny. Can you guys even see me . This is ridiculous. Can you see me at all . This is brutal. I make everything look huge. This is just a house car right here. This isnt even a real this is just an ipad up here. This is just some grass th
Spice latte, and its pretty good. Yeah, i am too. So, jared, why are you here . Well, im here for the artsy dinner. Its the tryouts to be the host. I mean, i think weve got our work cut out for us. Look at this list. I dont even know any of these people. Who the heck is tyler fisher . Man, i cant believe were holding tryouts. No, i didnt get this locked up. I mean, i had a few fires pop up i needed to put out, you know how it is . No, not really. Listen. Well, this whole tryouts and whoever does the best job will be the host. What can go wrong . I am jared moskowitz, and im here to audition for the arts aid dinner here that theyre looking for a host. And clearly, i have Nothing Better to do. I know youre a miami vice. Maybe we are going to get you on the miami vice steam. And i know youre very miami where i am. Okay. Is that is that an adult jacket . Because its not for us. Its from the Kids Department ten. Were going to have a shoot. Were going to have a problem. Im on this island and
Like. Cspan, powered by cable. The radio and Television Correspondents association hosted their annual dinner in washington dc, honoring journalist covering congress. Nbc. Its. Reid now whos gay gonna stand at that 10 minutes ago and whats up jay is that a psl, a Pumpkin Spice latte . S, i am drinking a Pumpkin Spice latte,nd its pretty good. Yeah, i am too. So, jared, why are you here . Well, im here for the artsy dinner. Its the tryouts to be th host. I mean, i think weve got our work cutut for us. Look at this list. I dont even know any of these people. Who the heck is tyler fisher . Man, i cant believe were holding tryouts. No, i didnt get this locked up. I mean, i had a few fires pop up i needed to put out, you know how it is . No, not really. Listen. Well, this whole tryouts and whoever does the best job will be the host. What can go wrong . I am jared moskowitz, and im here to audition for the arts aid dinner here that theyre looking for a host. And clearly, i have Nothing Bette
our friend martha is back today. martha: good morning. it is a deadly epidemic. we have covered it extensively. it reaches all states, all walks of life, all kinds of families. the powerful opioid known as fentanyl is an indiscriminate killer took the lives of all these people whose faces you see on the screen right now and teens at a record pace. in 2021 fentanyl was identified in 77% of as lessent drug deaths. cartels have an enormous business. they will stop at nothing turning the drug into a weapons of mass destruction. lindsey graham says it is time to fight back. here is what i would say. america is under attack of the our nation is being attacked by foreign powers called drug cartels in mexico. this is the largest attack on american s homeland by a foreign power in the history of the nation. 70,000 americans were poisoned by fentanyl last year. we need to take the gloves off. they are at war with us. we need to be at war with them. bill: we go to texas, school di
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