With a bunch of other people wearing masks, you can just go to any trader joes. Cancelling comic con is a shame. People look forward to it all year, but it was definitely the right call. The only thing that would be worse than getting the coronavirus would be getting it because a guy dressed like loki sneezed on your nachos. A city worker in tampa made a surprising discovery over the weekend. Like most places, the public parks there are shut down. But a warden discovered a guy working out at a park downtown, and that guy turned out to be tom brady, the new quarterback for the buccaneers. And, this is the best part, she kicked him out. And look, i know that we need to be safe, and high profile people have a responsibility to encourage responsible behavior, but i still feel like this is one of the few times it would have been appropriate to say, do you know who i am . Im tom fing brady god sent me to win you guys a super bowl. You should be staying in your house to keep me safe anyway, t
But dont take it from me. Take it from this jingle announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, bleach bum plus, stephen welcomes john mulaney. And musical guest john fogerty, featuring jon batiste and stay y homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Just hearing the band do the theme song is strangely moving. I forgot how much i missed hearing those guys its how many days . How many days have we been doing this . 40 days. This is the 40th day that i have been quarantined with my wife and kids. I feel like noah, but i only have one dog, and hes only interested in my leg. We all want haircuts at this point. I did something drastic tonight, i combed my hair in the other direction just for a change of pace and that was a bad idea. First of all, im getting a very p atrician flop over here. This the very mid70s jackson brown. Over here, theres a lot of empty real estate i
House to keep me safe. Anyway, tom bradys at the park working out and his friend gronk is coming with him. Why, i dont know . Is football even coming back . I have a sneaky suspicion tom doesnt know hes living in florida because he retired last month. One group i file aeel are not gg enough praise are those working at grocery stores. The employees at kroger and a bunch of cities did get an incredibly generous perk from their employer. A flier was circulated at kroger that said as part of their associa associate appreciation program, they are offering all pepsi 20ounce soft drink products for 1 each, limit two per transaction, dr. Pepper not included. Of course dr. Pepper isnt included. Hes at the hospital right now fighting the virus on the front lines. But there you go. More beauty in the face of adversity. Thank you for all you mountain dew. Meanwhile, there are reports that kim jong un is in bad shape health wise. He is reportedly in grave danger after complications following a hear
Economy and gradually ending the nations coronavirus lockdown the plan is to ease restrictions in areas where there is low transmission of the virus while Still Holding the line on areas that are hard hit the white house is calling its guidance to be used by governors as they make decisions about when and how to open communities in their states governors call the shots those are the president s words now governors call the shots as he shared a 3 phase plan to deal with corona virus while trying to restart a dismal economy phase one will go into effect in communities that have shown improvement for 2 consecutive weeks it will d allow people to gather in groups of 10 allows some businesses to reopen and allow some more limited travel. Phase 2 thats if into later weeks nothing happens phase 2 is social distancing continues with gatherings of no more than 50 people from 10 it goes to 50 more businesses will reopen and travel can resume phase 3 it envisions a return to near normalcy for mos
News for the Worlds Toughest with millions of owners stuck at home amid a pandemic our 4 legged friends are getting quality time in 1420 shelters are also seeing a surge in adoptions to fill lonely lockdowns. Am. Im Claire Richardson thanks for joining us the number of corona virus cases around the world is approaching a 1000000 with more than 200000 infections the United States is by far the worst hit country and the death toll in the last day alone a rose by 884. 00 a new record President Donald Trump is warning america there will be a horrific few days ahead of the epicenter of americas coronavirus outbreak the streets of new york are deserted. But ambulances are a constant presence on the streets the states death toll has doubled in just 3 days a refrigerated truck was brought in to hope this Brooklyn Hospital would deal with the shop rise in fatalities. Hospitals are running out of medications some hospitals dont have protective gear for staff or family members of the things that