Jon hey welcome to the daily show my names jon stewart my guest tonight, Allison Williams of girls, the remarkable daughter of one very unremarkable newsman. laughter jon i just want you to know tonight, out of respect for new mass transit ordinances here in new york city, i am blind my desk, i am actually man squeezing. whistling applause jon i have been informed there are some gentlemen on the subway who believe that a ride to work is the time to ventilate the boys. I think thats you know, i think thats an incorrect you know, once you get to the office, let em loose. Have some fun. But on the way to work, i can understand why you may want to keep it tight, keep it clean, let other people sit there without watching you smuggle plumes into the subway system. But, folks cheers and applause and you know its actually good exercise. But lets begin with new Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell beneath his hardened exterior and love of all things lettuce laughter and seasonallydriven, sand
If you remember tyou werent there, man. laughter that was woodstock. Anyway, it tanked the economy. Well, when was the last time you got good and angry about it . Want to . laughter all right. You asked for it. Remember how we gift wrapped 184 billion to insurance giant a. I. G. To purchase that companys terrible mortgage bets so that their incompetence wouldnt become a global extinction event . laughter . We just got the thank you not. Former American International group Hank Greenberg is suing the architects of the governments response to the financial panic of 2008 . He claims the bailout violated shareholder rights. Jon really laughter so just to set the table for you here, the largest shareholder of a. I. G. Wasnt running it at the time was just the largest shareholder a couple that was hours away from bankruptcy is sighing the entity that through sheer force of 184 billion saved it or let me put it another way. Yeah, you gave me c. P. R. , but would it kill you to take a breath m
My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, senator marco rubio from the great state. Well, the state of florida. I kid because lets face facts weve had some issues with florida in the past. With the votecounting. And the groundstanding but tonight i am hap it really just is dangling there. Im happy to say there is great news from the Sunshine State florida joins the growing list of states where same sex marriage is now legal. You can hear the celebration in the courtroom today as it erupted in miami this morning. Jon whoo yeah cheers and applause speaking french it is miami, party city though dont get too carried away. Pretty sure thats how every verdict in miami is received. You do if youre dealing crack. Jon oh, yeah mr. Worldwide of course, not everybodys happy with the judicial ruling. A small group of protesters picketed with signs outside of the clerk of courts office. And at times they directly confronted the gay couples waiting in line. Two men and two women cant get married. Do
The family story reads like something a wine critic might write about their product complex, stylish, sophisticated, with a bouquet both elegant and earthy. [glasses clinking] [ticking] were about as far away from home as you can get. Were basically at the edge of the earth as we would know it. Only a handful of humans are known to have walked this ground. [whistling] we were in the very place where Bruce Beehler and other scientists had discovered dozens of new species. Thats the wattled smokey honey eater. Watch out here. Bruce was on march to find what are called birds of paradise. [bird hooting] can you see them, bob . And then we saw it. What happened next was otherworldly. [bird hooting] welcome to 60 minutes on cnbc. Im morley safer. In this edition, we take a global adventure with stops in mozambique to see greg carrs efforts to restore gorongosa Gorongosa National park, and in italy, to meet wine royalty the antinori family. We also journey to the Foja Mountains in indonesia t
Show 2015 in the house. 2015 is just hours old but all eyes are looking ahead to 2016. 2015 means its 2016 decision time. 2015 is really the start of 2016. laughter [bleep] cheers and applause jon i buy my novelty glasses by the decade. So but you heard rate. The race for the white house is officially begun. Our Nations Highest Office up for grabs in a freeh for all most thrilling ritual of american politics in tonights mockup 2016 t begins who has got first . Former virginia senator jim webb became the first person in either party to announce an exploratory committee. laughter jon okay. Jim jim webb. Charlottes brother jim. laughter well hes in first. You know what i mean. At least hes coming in clean blank slate no way they can take jim webb down this early really that fast, they got him, already . They got him down. Questions swirling around democratic prospect for president and payment his wife and daughter got for the polit call action committee. Were talking about 90,000 over som