Jon hey welcome to the daily show my names jon stewart my guest tonight, Allison Williams of girls, the remarkable daughter of one very unremarkable newsman. laughter jon i just want you to know tonight, out of respect for new mass transit ordinances here in new york city, i am blind my desk, i am actually man squeezing. whistling applause jon i have been informed there are some gentlemen on the subway who believe that a ride to work is the time to ventilate the boys. I think thats you know, i think thats an incorrect you know, once you get to the office, let em loose. Have some fun. But on the way to work, i can understand why you may want to keep it tight, keep it clean, let other people sit there without watching you smuggle plumes into the subway system. But, folks cheers and applause and you know its actually good exercise. But lets begin with new Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell beneath his hardened exterior and love of all things lettuce laughter and seasonallydriven, sand
College basketball villanova has been on a roll. Theyre ranged 6 in nation and run into bust seton hall who knocked off st. Johns earlier in the week. Governor christie looking for rest of his body. Darren hiliard drives baseline nova up by five. Big game for big man. Daniel oshev ski. nova up by 3. Final seconds. Hiliard with the win . Going to over time. In ot freshman ugene carington scores 17 off bench. nova stunned in ot. St. Joes hard time at home against george washington. St. Joes falls behind adds many as 20 points second half. Serious come back time. Deandre leads with 22 and cutting the deficit to 23. Hawks unable to get the ball back despite the scramble. St. Joes loses by four. Drexel hosting elon. Dragones short handed playing with eight players. Rashad london former Roman Catholic standout. Not nearly enough. Drexel losses. Thats 6 losses. And few other scores lasalle and George Mason Lasalle loose lotions by eight and northeastern defeats delaware. Thats sports. Thank y
The hospital after a scar bonn monoxide scare. It happened on courtland avenue. 11 people taken to the hospital after feeling faint. Thomas roman is live at Saint Francis medical center. St. Francis Memorial Hospital is one of the hospitals where the 11 victims were brought a few hours ago. San francisco firefighters say the family had a working Carbon Monoxide detector in the home. But the family told firefighters they had heard the de ect iter beep the detector beeping and they thought it was a low battery. Firefighters and medical technicians are helping a mother and her small children into an ambulance on court land avenue in vernal heights. Firefighters and several ambulances were called at 7 00 p. M. After receiving calls of people feeling faint possibly due of Carbon Monoxide poisoning. They did have co readings in their system. We have 11 patients being transported for further observation. People transported are family members and friends visiting from the thanksgiving holiday.
captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) jon: welcome to the daily showthe dailymy nameis j. we have a good show tonight. from mad men, mad men jon hae joining us on the program. he s kosher for paps over, that man. let me say this let s begin tonight with the u.s. congress. we all know that if you look up congress in the dictionary, it says, do not ( bleep ) tarreds who couldn t solve the problem if it was eating them alive anus first ( laughter ) ( applause ) hold on. i should mention i only use urban dictionaries. but it is why the detrimental effects of the sequester, the painful across-the-board budget cuts that are wreaking havoc on federal services, seem like they re here to stay. extended unemployment benefits are running out in western massachusetts. head start programs are closing early in rhode island. jobless california workers are forgoing $1.2 billion each week. seniors in maine are going without meals on wheels, which, by the w