i believe that s also happy wednesday according to my high school spanish which i failed. all right. so, like a woman trying to throw a football, the immigration crisis is spiralling out of control. this is terrible. why do we even say these things? you don t need us to tell you that, although fox news is the only one that does. if bill melugin and his gorgeous head of hair spend one important day on the southern border he gets a free milk shake and a blowout. he can donate his heir to bald lions and why doesn t he? the border s a mess no doubt but now so is the sanctuary that is new york city. up until recently migrants were housed in an upscale hotel in midtown manhattan. a roof top pool, nice bar, fine furnitureings, you know, things jamie lissow will never have. ever. the city had plans to move the single illegal males from the hotel to a facility in brooklyn to make room for migrant families. but the men are not budging. so how s that for irony. we say to the male migran
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it. that s for worse than sectioning. charlie: you don t pay a prostitute to stay you told her to leave kat: that s seth says in south park. i learned everything from him. greg: jamie i would try to work a joke about how hunter has a better life than you but we know that. care to comment on anything else. liz: i really think about that you pay a prostitute to leave, not to have section with you. can i recommend have her sleep with you first, though? greg: yes. liz: because then she leaves you re like, ahhh. you know what? i know people hate hunter biden greg? as the comedian he s the gift that keeps on giving. it s unbelievable. and i do have these moments where i feel bad for joe biden like as a dad. i feel bad because you know like, like there was a time when hunter was like a little kid and joe was teaching him to fall off a bike, you know? [laughter] [cheers and applause]
today either because it s wednesday. greg: oh, really? is there a rule about wednesday that i didn t know about? kat: it s not a rule i just don t think it would behoove me to drink on i a wednesday. behoove kat: yeah, see i m using words like behoove. greg: you would never have said behoove if you were drinking this whole january kat: right. see, it works. greg: your vocabulary has exploded. you re like george will but, you know, not senile kat: thank you. that might be the sweetest thing you ve ever said to me charlie: you should sell tickets. when are you going to kat: whenever i feel like it. i m not in a rush to drink again but i will. liz: what with you drink kat: everyone keeps asking me that i haven t thought about it. whatever i want to drink when i want to. greg: jamie you ve done a dry january but enough about your sex life. do you think january is a i copout because there s nothing fun to do in january. not like people are asking you out to go ge