i believe that s also happy wednesday according to my high school spanish which i failed. all right. so, like a woman trying to throw a football, the immigration crisis is spiralling out of control. this is terrible. why do we even say these things? you don t need us to tell you that, although fox news is the only one that does. if bill melugin and his gorgeous head of hair spend one important day on the southern border he gets a free milk shake and a blowout. he can donate his heir to bald lions and why doesn t he? the border s a mess no doubt but now so is the sanctuary that is new york city. up until recently migrants were housed in an upscale hotel in midtown manhattan. a roof top pool, nice bar, fine furnitureings, you know, things jamie lissow will never have. ever. the city had plans to move the single illegal males from the hotel to a facility in brooklyn to make room for migrant families. but the men are not budging. so how s that for irony. we say to the male migran
refugees and still demand a time share when you get here. the fact is it s lefty activists who are filling the heads of migrants with more [bleep] than an episode of yellowstone. as a new york post points out, activists are deeply involved in the standoff itself with the largest effort to ramp up illegal migration. so this whole refugee crisis was a lie. i mean, it s a crisis for us but not for them. and i say that being very, very pro immigration with adjustments based on what our country needs but we re not allowed to question any of this or say hey, i wonder if the $300 a night room might be [bleep] crazy. you remember those pictures of another hotel of trashed rooms and empty beer bottles, food thrown out. these guys are partying and they re partying on kat s dime. assuming she pays taxes. and now they re biting the hand that s feeding them for free. sorry, folks, the next time you hear the word refugee, think of that great tom petty song and
it. that s for worse than sectioning. charlie: you don t pay a prostitute to stay you told her to leave kat: that s seth says in south park. i learned everything from him. greg: jamie i would try to work a joke about how hunter has a better life than you but we know that. care to comment on anything else. liz: i really think about that you pay a prostitute to leave, not to have section with you. can i recommend have her sleep with you first, though? greg: yes. liz: because then she leaves you re like, ahhh. you know what? i know people hate hunter biden greg? as the comedian he s the gift that keeps on giving. it s unbelievable. and i do have these moments where i feel bad for joe biden like as a dad. i feel bad because you know like, like there was a time when hunter was like a little kid and joe was teaching him to fall off a bike, you know? [laughter] [cheers and applause]
today either because it s wednesday. greg: oh, really? is there a rule about wednesday that i didn t know about? kat: it s not a rule i just don t think it would behoove me to drink on i a wednesday. behoove kat: yeah, see i m using words like behoove. greg: you would never have said behoove if you were drinking this whole january kat: right. see, it works. greg: your vocabulary has exploded. you re like george will but, you know, not senile kat: thank you. that might be the sweetest thing you ve ever said to me charlie: you should sell tickets. when are you going to kat: whenever i feel like it. i m not in a rush to drink again but i will. liz: what with you drink kat: everyone keeps asking me that i haven t thought about it. whatever i want to drink when i want to. greg: jamie you ve done a dry january but enough about your sex life. do you think january is a i copout because there s nothing fun to do in january. not like people are asking you out to go ge
send me messages. she would be like oh, you want your dad to change your diaper. i wonder if he even knows how. he s never helped out or done it before. oh, what s in his diaper? oh, it s his career. [laughter] greg: starting to think you might have to see someone. [laughter] greg: liz last word to you, is this pettiness gonna muck? do you like that? pettiness gonna muck. liz: it s gonna muck, yes. my favorite part of this was one of the democrats said you can t do the pledge if you questioned the results. i m like then that means jerry nadler, right? and then the other part, too, jerry nadler s like, we already say the pledge every day and then mike johnson s like no you don t you don t even show up. and jerry nadler s like, yeah, you re right. greg: oh, man. well, they re all jerks all right up next, kat emerges from her haze after 31