Trillions from washington, more printing by the fed, that is a shot in the arm for stocks. Look at this, the dow industrial is going up maybe 300 points plus at the opening bill. The s p up 33, nasdaq up close to 100 points. Investors are really shrugging off the new round of stay at home and lockdown orders. And restrictions, were new ones in new jersey, ohio and california. And, yes, another case of lawmaker hypocrisy. L. A. County supervisor sheila are cool voted to ban Outdoor Dining at restaurants and then promptly went out for an outdoor meal at her favorite restaurant in santa monica. Youd think theyd learn, wouldnt you . Weve got a big show for you. Were going to introuse you to monetary introduce you to monetary theory. You dont pay for anything. Youll meet the man who declared an autonomous zone around his bar. Now, that is defiance. And youll meet the california guy who is flipping burgers on the sidewalk because they shut his restaurant down. And today, yes, we have got a T
And joe biden trading fire on the hot button issues of race and faith. Economic crisis, new jobs numbers out following another week of staggering jobless claims and the latest on the negotiations over the relief bill. Is it on the brink of collapse . Pot peril . The american haef heart associa sounding the alarm. How marijuana could affect your heart, as sales spike during the pandemic. And royal rumble. Harry and meghan on a mission to take down toxic social media, calling out a crisis of hate, a crisis of health and a crisis of truth. The princes scathing attack this morning. And good morning, america. We hope you all are doing well this friday morning. Its a busy one. So lets get right to the latest on the coronavirus emergency. Overnight, the number of confirmed cases worldwide surpassed 19 million. In the United States there have been more than 4. 8 million reported cases, the number of american lives lost to the virus has now surpassed 160,000, and new research from the universit
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[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause i hope everyone had a Great Fathers day like a lot of the people, i spent the day on facetime looking up my dads nose [ laughter ] i go, dad, you control the what . I think i hung up. No, you didnt dad. [ laughter ] its only monday but its already been a crazy week tensions are rising with iran. And people are worried we might be headed for a war. But americas actually facing an even bigger threat. O. J. Simpson has joined twitter. Jimmy thats right [ laughter ] o. J. Simpson joined twitter. Yeah, if you thought trump on twitter was scary, wait til you get a notification that says, o. J. Simpson is now following you. Youre like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause but its crazy o. J. Made a twitter account. Hes already got over 600,000 followers. Its more followers than when he was driv
[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause i hope everyone had a Great Fathers day like a lot of the people, i spent the day on facetime looking up my dads nose [ laughter ] i go, dad, you control the what . I think i hung up. No, you didnt dad. [ laughter ] its only monday but its already been a crazy week tensions are rising with iran. And people are worried we might be headed for a war. But americas actually facing an even bigger threat. O. J. Simpson has joined twitter. Jimmy thats right [ laughter ] o. J. Simpson joined twitter. Yeah, if you thought trump on twitter was scary, wait til you get a notification that says, o. J. Simpson is now following you. Youre like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause but its crazy o. J. Made a twitter account. Hes already got over 600,000 followers. Its more followers than when he was driv