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[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause i hope everyone had a Great Fathers day like a lot of the people, i spent the day on facetime looking up my dads nose [ laughter ] i go, dad, you control the what . I think i hung up. No, you didnt dad. [ laughter ] its only monday but its already been a crazy week tensions are rising with iran. And people are worried we might be headed for a war. But americas actually facing an even bigger threat. O. J. Simpson has joined twitter. Jimmy thats right [ laughter ] o. J. Simpson joined twitter. Yeah, if you thought trump on twitter was scary, wait til you get a notification that says, o. J. Simpson is now following you. Youre like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause but its crazy o. J. Made a twitter account. Hes already got over 600,000 followers. Its more followers than when he was driving the white bronco [ laughter ] even crazier, o. J. Just got a message from trump asking him if hed be the White House Press secretary. Thats [ laughter ] steve really jimmy but the big news about the president right now is his interview with george stephanopoulos. Last night, abc aired a special called President Trump 30 hours about the two days that they spent together i mean, 30 hours they were together at the white house. They even took a trip on air force one. Then they rode in trumps limo it was like an overnight date on the bachelorette. It was really [ laughter ] during the interview, trump showed stephanopoulos around the oval office. And they talked about how he decorated it check it out they give you pictures of carpet this is the Ronald Reagan carpet they give you pictures of the drapes you see the drapes i chose those drapes [ laughter ] jimmy he was like, listen, its always been very important to me that the carpet matches the drapes [ laughter ] its very important to me. Thats right. [ laughter and applause a lot of people are talking about what happened. A few minutes later, trump was sitting behind his desk talking about whether hell release his tax returns when his chief of staff coughed off camera now watch how the president reacted. At some point i hope they get it you going to turn it over no, at some point, i might. But at some point, i hope they get it cause its a [ coughing ] its a fantastic financial statement. Its a fantastic financial statement. And lets do that over. Hes coughing in the middle of my answer. Yeah, okay. Dont do that you know your chief of staff if youre gonna cough, please leave the room. Ill come over here just just cant you just cant. Just to change the sorry, mr. Trump. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Hes got to get over that. If trump cant talk while people cough, hes never going be able to debate Bernie Sanders i mean, come on. [ laughter ] thats right trump kicked off kicked his chief of staff out of the room for coughing i cant believe he would be that upset about Something Like that [ coughing ] i mean [ light laughter ] its like, i cant imagine you getting that mad if someones just [ coughing ] coughing [ laughter ] its just that its i mean, it is a little unprofessional. You know [ coughing ] higgins, what is going on . Whats happening, dude what steve sorry about that jimmy yeah steve wont happen again [ laughter ] go ahead jimmy youre in the middle coughing in the middle of my monologue we got to redo that joke [ light laughter ] steve sorry, i wont cough i wont cough. Jimmy okay, good anyway, where was i . [ laughter ] the interview higgins, what are you doing . Dude, what what are you steve im taking a cough drop [ laughter ] because you said jimmy i know, yeah, yeah steve you didnt want me to cough jimmy cough, thats right. Steve in your monologue. Jimmy thats right correct. Yeah, and then yeah well, just open the cough drop steve i opened it. Jimmy good steve its open. I will take it okay [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont even think i dont think you need it. You havent coughed this whole time [ coughing ] jimmy oh, god. Im sorry. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry steve oh, sorry dr. Fallon jimmy yeah, im sorry. Im not a i didnt. Steve take the cough drop. So i dont cough during your monologue. Jimmy please, dont bother thank you. I have jokes to do and here we go back to the monologue. Back to the joke sorry. Sorry, everyone. [ laughter ] so, the interview the interview for the interview for george higgins. [ laughter ] what is going on, dude what [ coughing ] jimmy all right, all right, all right. [ laughter ] this is insane steve im choking on the cough drop jimmy all right, good. Now yeah. Steve i was choking on the cough drop jimmy i dont want are you okay steve yeah, im fine now jimmy yeah, all right. Steve not that would you care jimmy dont be mad steve go ahead keep doing your thing. Jimmy i care i just didnt know you were just steve i was choking [ laughter ] on a cough drop that took so i wouldnt ruin your monologue my bad im sorry. Jimmy all right. Steve i apologize. Continue [ light laughter ] jimmy okay, lets just move on in other news [ laughter ] steve yeah, i choked a a cough drop during his monologue. [ laughter ] star of the show said dont jimmy higgins, get off the phone. Steve okay star of the show wants me off the phone. [ laughter ] okay ill talk to you later, o. J. [ laughter and applause jimmy what o. J. Hes talking to o. J. [ applause ] oh, my god oh, my some [ coughing ] [ laughter ] the 2020 campaign is officially under way. There are already a lot of polls out there measuring what americans like and dislike about the candidates, their feelings on political issues, stuff like that. And some of the polls are pretty interesting here, take a look at this. First one asked, which democrat is most likely to get things done in washington . 10 said joe biden 10 said Bernie Sanders. And 80 said jon stewart [ cheers and applause next up, when asked, which democratic candidate is seth moulton . 50 said the guy on the left [ light laughter ] 49 said maybe the guy on the right. [ laughter ] and seth moulton said, can i phone a friend . [ laughter ] and finally, when asked, what is the greatest threat facing america . 60 said iran. 39 said north korea and Bernie Sanders said, me driving. There you go [ laughter ] its the polls for everything. Steve wow. Everything [ cheers and applause jimmy polls for everything heres some business news. Later this year, dominos is gonna Start Testing selfdriving delivery cars selfdriving delivery cars if your pizza doesnt crash into your house in less than 30 minutes, its free. [ laughter ] and finally, i saw that pillsbury is recalling bags of flour due to an outbreak of e coli so if you poke the doughboys stomach, trust me, its not gonna be laughter that comes out. [ laughter ] this guy gets it [ applause ] this guy totally gets it this guy totally gets it you know what that means its time for the this guy gets it song. [ cheers and applause this guy gets i this guy get the joke i did this setup and the punch lin then he laughed afte i spok it feels like everyone got it and thats what love the mos yeah this guy gets i everyone gets it everyone gets it [ cheers and applause jimmy horatio sanz horatio. How are you, jimmy . Jimmy been great whats up, buddy whats up, dude . Im sorry i didnt get it. [ laughter ] jimmy what you dont get it no, i dont get it. I dont get i i dont ge the joke [ laughter ] ill neve be lik that guy [ laughter ] i guess tha makes me the joke [ audience aws ] nice seeing you, buddy ill get out of here [ audience aws ] wait, wait a minute. If you poke the doughboy, he wont laugh. But he will crap himself because hes sick with e. Coli [ laughter ] jimmy yes, you get it. I get it. [ cheers and applause jimmy one, two, three. 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Jimmy youve got two giant movies yeah, its a really, really its going to be a a crazy summer yeah jimmy i mean, can you even imagine . Are you freaking out i mean or does it im definitely freaking out because its like, these two movies, especially these two movies its not like youre just making, you know, super cartoon six. [ light laughter ] its like, its the lion king and its the toy story franchise. Jimmy theyre like american institutions american institutions, 100 i feel like im betsy ross, and theyre like, we need another star on that flag. [ laughter ] we want keegan to sew it. You want me to sew it . You know what i mean [ laughter ] jimmy making a new flag. Its like im you want me to do a Norman Rockwell painting i dont know what to do. Yeah, cause theyre so sewn into the fabric of american culture. Its really, really huge yeah jimmy well talk about lion king first. Yeah. Jimmy because this is you go in there. What voice are you doing for so, im playing one of the hyenas [ light laughter ] and im pretty yeah, yeah, yeah [ cheers ] jimmy you think i was it was very appropriate that they laughed [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, hyena. Yeah and actually i was studying the hyenas from the previous movies do you remember . It was Whoopi Goldberg jimmy yep. And cheech marin jimmy thats right and then the hyena that was on crack so [ laughter ] and so i was so i was studying them jimmy which one am i yeah, which one am i . Am i playing . [ laughter ] cause if i had a choice i would like to be the cheech marin if you dont mind, cause id rather have words as my lines other than just going [ babbling ] [ laughter ] id rather that not be the guy i play if you know cause im a black man. Im trying not to play crack addicts anymore. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, okay im trying hard not to do that jimmy thank you. You know, trying to uplift. Jimmy thank you. Trying to uplift. Jimmy yeah but so, ultimately hey, you know what, let me answer your question. Jimmy yeah so, im doing my regular voice. I was ready to do Something Special and jon favreau who directed the amazing jon favreau. Jimmy oh, hes unbelievable director of iron man, and he directed the jungle book. And so for him, hes an improv guy, he really wanted us to just bring as much of ourselves to it as possible. And its unbelievable. It looks by the way jimmy, it looks you guys have seen the trailer for lion king . Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause but do you when youre doing this do you see what it going to look like i mean, did you see the trailer the way we all saw it, and go like, what is happening . Amazing. Yeah, i saw the trailer i was watching the trailer in a room with jon favreau before a voiceover session. I was sitting in a room, and just a room with couches and equipment, and im watching the trailer, and i was like, this is this is going to be good [ laughter ] this is going to be amazing. Hes like, yeah bro, youre in it. Jimmy youre in it [ laughter ] were about to get to work. Jimmy thats why youre here were getting up to go to work im like, but did you see the giraffes . Jimmy youre in that oh, im in it jimmy yeah i was in shock cause it looks like a National Geographic special it looks so real, the technology, the cgi theyre using now is so real it looks like youre just watching real animals. Jimmy theres also great music in lion king. Did you get to sing in it . I did not get to sing [ laughter ] i did not get to sing. Jimmy you have a great voice. I know. Thank you. I appreciate that, but i offered to sing. I said, you guys, you want me to do circle of life theyre like, we got beyonce. [ laughter and applause jimmy oh, oops yeah sorry. Can i do can i do i just cant wait to be king we got the childish gambino, so were okay [ laughter ] if you can just stand over there, and go [ babbling ] [ laughter ] thats really all we need from you. [ cheers and applause jimmy thats all we need from you were good i mean, its beyonce knowles. Jimmy yes. And every time any time you do like a red carpet, im not looking forward to the press for this movie jimmy yeah cause youre just going to be on the carpet, and theyre just going to go so, lion king. Together beyonce huh huh . Jimmy tell me about her. So beyonces in it. Jimmy what was she like . [ laughter ] yeah, but it doesnt i mean shes so huge a martian could go beyonce. Jimmy yeah huh we love her. Blop glorp globop, which means we love her on mars. Jimmy yeah, they love beyonce everywhere yeah yeah. Jimmy its going to be giant. Then you then but first this weekend is toy story 4. Yes jimmy i love the toy story movies so much. Me too. Me too jimmy they are i mean, and my kids too, but me. I love them. [ laughter ] im a sucker for these movies, man. I lose it. Yeah, every time. Got to have tissue got to have tissue jimmy lose it every time yeah. Jimmy but you and jordan peele are playing two new characters, ducky and bunny. Yes, thats me. [ audience aws ] jimmy youre ducky thats me im ducky. And jordan is bunny. First time first time in his life hes ever been taller than me jimmy well, good for him [ laughter ] he must be so happy. Holding that close to his heart. Jimmy he must be so happy. We were looking at the characters for the first time, hes like, so im the big one [ laughter ] oh, all right. Jimmy all right. All right. [ laughter ] all right yeah yeah jimmy this one, though, you did sneak in a song. We did sneak a song in for this one, yes. They let us do a lot of improvisation, which was really lovely cause we got to record together, and in animated movies jimmy you guys together. I dont know if you guys know this, but in animated movies very often youre only recording by yourself. And so the fact that we got to interact with each other was really, really helpful and they put a bunch of lyrics down for us one day. And they said, so once you guys find out that this thing is going to happen, we were wondering if you could just kind of burst in song. And were like, oh, yeah, whatever song you want. And theyre like, no, we dont really have the song [ light laughter ] could you write a song right now . Could you make up a song . And then it was one of these weird moments where i just looked at Jordan Jordan looked at me, and all of a sudden, its like we got a kid we got a kid well sing this song and singing songs an singing songs were going to we got a ki kid kid kid ki kid kid kid so we did that. [ cheers and applause jimmy not bad. My man was ready on the bass he was ready he was like, i just need one more riff, and jimmy and then im in. We got a kid two more bars, and jimmy oh, dont worry about it were going to bump out to commercial, but weve got a kid. But we so we sing that song we sang like three other songs we sang for like 20 minutes straight they were recorded for about three minutes. Jimmy yeah, theyre like and i think theres about five seconds of it in the movie. Jimmy its really funny, and touching, and sweet too. Yeah. Jimmy you guys got to check it out i want to see i think theres a clip of keeganmichael key in toy story 4. Take a look at this. Hey, up here, astro boy if you think you can just show up and take our top prize spot, youre wrong dead wrong. You dont understand. Im trying to get cheat the system, and get with a kid yeah, we know. No, i need a child to shower you with unconditional love join the club, pal. Yeah, join the club come on, help me get out of here oh, ill help you with my foot get him oh get him. Bunny, what are you doing hmm i cant reach him help me out here come on. Oh. Sorry, ducky im not a mind reader, you know whats not to understand . Hmm youre going to make me say it what . With these tiny legs i cannot reach without your help oh, yeah. All right okay this is what ive been talking about bunny. You need to work on paying attention, and your listening skills ha how you like that, cheater huh . Wow. Yeah haha oh, to infinity and my foot. Boom [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy keeganmichael key, everybody [ cheers and applause toy story 4 is in theaters and imax this friday, and the lion king is in theaters and imax july 19th well be right back with horatio sanz stick around everybody [ cheers and applause [loud horn noise] first theyre sour. Guys shhh then theyre sweet. Nice now ill only get one lecture. Do you have any idea what time it is . New heads tails 2 flavors in one candy. New heads tails still fresh. Unstopables inwash scent booster downy unstopables hey, who are you . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. 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Jimmy dude, i got so choked up i was so emotional the whole night was a few jack daniels may have been involved, but certainly jimmy yeah, sure, of course i did mean it with all my heart. Jimmy thank you. No, it was fun. Its always fun seeing you guys messing around and it did make me go like, hey, whats up, man how are you doing . Then i saw you in Beverly Hills and we crossed like two ships in the night jimmy wait, can you believe that happened, dude . No, it was very strange jimmy that was the oddest thing ever i went to l. A. For like two days and i was driving and i go i see this car trying to make a left in the street and i go, i think thats horatio [ laughter ] like, what im like, thats horatio sanz. Thats, like, my comedy team we lived in the same office for five years together. Im like, yo and youre like, whats up, man . You thought it was a fan [ laughter ] you go youre like, mr. Cool, youre like, yeah, whats up . I go, its jimmy and youre like, i love you, bro it was awesome it was great you just had a big birthday, man. 50 i did, yeah jimmy holy moly. Happy birthday [ cheers and applause thats big we celebrated a lot of birthdays together we had many, many good birthdays. You had fun birthdays. I remember we had a few parties for you. Jimmy yeah which one . One i remember in particular was we had it at mcmanus in the back room of mcmanus. If you know, mcmanus was one of our old hangs, an old bar in chelsea. Jimmy beautiful bar. Great place but we were hanging out with like, at the time, Michael Stipe was hanging out with us. We had cool people hanging out with us. [ laughter ] so i said, lets just go to mcmanus and have the party there were other fancy places we could have gone to. Jimmy oh, i oh, yeah, i right jimmy i totally remember this yeah. Jimmy oh, my gosh. So, its jimmys birthday and all these great beautiful people, funny people just stuck in this dive bar and then like right before we sing happy birthday, i pretend to have a heart attack [ laughter ] and [ laughter ] jimmy you did a great job. Well, because jimmy it might be one of the best acting jobs ive ever seen you do. [ light laughter ] it really was. I think for certain it is i dont know if youve seen my work lately. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, no, no [ applause ] no, the thing was too, is i was about 300 pounds, and we were like partying a lot those days so it was very believable to the guests. [ laughter ] so agh, ah ach ahahh jimmy you were on the ground and everything. I fell on the ground, aagh. And then youre like, oh, my god, oh, my god and everybody is like freaking out and then im like, heeey im just joking [ laughter ] jimmy we laughed, we laughed. We laughed we laughed very heartily and then about six months later we went to a party and i was i got the opportunity to sit outside with Michael Stipe jimmy did he laugh did he like the joke no, no. [ light laughter ] he was there and he was very scared and he told me six months later, he goes, um, you know when you did that fake heart attack at Jimmy Fallons birthday at the time i thought it was the unfunniest thing ive ever seen in my life. [ laughter ] but now that i think of it, i think its the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life. [ laughter and applause jimmy no one has ever done a Michael Stipe impression on the show thats pretty good thank you jimmy he liked it . He did like that joke . He liked it, finally. Yeah, no, hes an awesome guy. Then he brought around american movie guys. Remember that . Jimmy oh, yeah we hung out with those guys jimmy coven. Yeah, the coven jimmy yeah, i have coven. Yeah, i have dude, i never laughed so hard in my life when i saw that with you in the theater. Seeing american movie. We were laughing so hard, i couldnt see i was crying [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy we had so many good moments like that and just so many goofoff moments i was thinking about do you remember when we played with the whiffle ball in the hallways yeah. Well see, me and jimmy would live in new york all year, a a lot. Jimmy yeah so we would be messing around, like, lets just go to the office and do something. Probably, lets write. [ laughter ] jimmy lets write a sketch yeah, lets get ahead of everybody and write a bunch of sketches in july jimmy yeah [ laughter ] so wed go to our offices, and you know, in this beautiful building, so its kind of awesome to be here then we always had guitars the backpacker guitar we always had little toys around, the organ and then we had a whiffle ball bat and started playing whiffle ball bat through the hallways jimmy fullon fullon whiffle ball bat. Jimmy pitching and everything hard pitching, everything, yeah and then we were like jumping on couches probably probably, you know, tackling each other, who knows, laughing jimmy yeah, we were wrestling or something and then like, you know, its mostly snl on the 17th floor but they also have editing booths a little farther. So while we were in the hallways remember [ laughter ] jimmy i think it was whiffle ball when he was like hey. Knock it off. [ laughter ] jimmy who was it tom brokaw. Tom brokaw was trying to edit something. [ audience ohs ] and you could just see him, like i put this one here put me with the gun here [ laughter ] hey, knock it off [ laughter and applause jimmy we got yelled at we just got yelled at by tom brokaw it made us laugh basically the only guy at nbc who could yell at us jimmy exactly, yeah. Tom brokaw. Jimmy but then somebody said, oh, its just jimmy and horatio. Hes like, well, if its just jimmy and horatio. [ laughter ] im cool with those guys im sorry, guys jimmy im sorry, guys. Knock it on [ laughter ] jimmy he did not say knock knock it on jimmy he didnt say knock it on. [ laughter ] knock it on. Now im doing jimmy stewart. I want to talk about dude, black monday. Youre fantastic in it its on showtime on demand if you want to check it out its getting a little emmy buzz, just want to say thank you jimmy congratulations on that, bud. I like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, its a great show don cheadle is amazing its about the 80s so were all getting dressed up like the 80s, get in smokefilled rooms, and its insane how times have changed, you know, as far as jimmy yeah how Office Politics were. Even then there werent that many people of color in the stock market so this kind of this dude, who is a real man, he kind of started this office and just kind of took all the people that others didnt want and kind of just like, kicked ass in the 80s. Jimmy this is wall street in the 80s, and but also this is the crash, right yeah. Its the crash jimmy the Big Stock Market crash. So now i dont know i think theyre coming back but i dont know what it will be black wednesday or something [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, it did get picked up another season black monday, yeah but this one this one you open up a Fast Food Restaurant yeah, its called fat monday. [ laughter ] i eat most of the profits. [ laughter ] jimmy youre great in this i want to show everybody a a clip heres horatio sanz in black monday. Take a look at this. Hey, bartender, this is my last hundred i want 99 drinks and 20 smokes just [ bleep ] do it thank you. [ phone ringing hey, honey listen, im not coming home. But i wanted to let you know ive never loved anyone as much as i loved your sister. Thats right you were right i [ bleep ] your sister. It was nice. Byebye now. [ laughter and applause the 80s. Jimmy horatio sanz, everybody. [ cheers and applause check out black monday on showtime on demand well be right back with Perry Farrell, everybody [ cheers and applause when you get right down to it. Freedom is the ability to go where you wanna go. And do what you wanna do. So. What do you wanna do . The 2019 jeep compass. Hurry in to the 4th of july sales event and get 500 additional bonus cash on select models. Visit jeep. 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Im doing very well jimmy good yourself . Jimmy im doing good thank you for asking me. Yeah, thats interesting well, youre a father right jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Fathers day. Wasnt that awesome . Jimmy it was a big deal. Yeah dude, did you have a good fathers day. [ cheers and applause jimmy did you have a good one . I had a great one jimmy you did, yeah . Yeah. Jimmy my kids are four and five and they got me stuff. They went to kmart. And they [ light laughter ] they got they love kmart so much its their favorite place. They love it wow jimmy yeah, yeah so thoughtful for a four year old jimmy yeah, they drove themselves there [ laughter ] and so my wife took them there. And she goes, pick up anything you want for dad for fathers day. Wow jimmy and they just got me things like bubbles and stickers [ laughter ] ooh jimmy paw patrol stickers yeah, yeah they really thought a lot about me yeah, yeah [ laughter ] i saw a picture of you on instagram. I follow you on instagram. I like to know everything youre up to you do . Jimmy i do i want to know what youre doing. And this is very intriguing for me cause you were antiquing. And i just said to myself, Perry Farrell doesnt feel like a guy that antiques to me. Well, heres the deal were on tour. Jimmy yeah so you can do a couple of things on tour you can hole up in your room and then just show up when its showtime which gets kind of boring after 35 years of touring. Jimmy yeah or you can go antiquing [ laughter ] we were in boston. So i thought, let me get something americana to bring home jimmy yeah to my house. Jimmy yeah, a great place for that and then on top of that i thought, well, whats the motif . Whats the theme . So being that weve got this new single out, its called pirate punk politician. Jimmy yep. I thought, let me find some pirate stuff while im in boston. Jimmy you probably find some good stuff there. And so i did. Jimmy aha. [ laughter ] i found i was looking around and i found this giant painting of a pirate that i thought was amazing. It was about as big as a gym, you know, like a gymnasium jimmy yeah like a gymnasium door so it was bout like 14 foot high and five feet wide. Jimmy better like this painting, yeah and it was this great picture of a pirate. I wanted it. But my wife wouldnt let me have it. [ laughter ] jimmy shes probably smart yeah, where would you put it she is pretty smart well, i said, you know, we can put at the entrance. And she said, no. Jimmy of your house . Yeah. She said, youre going to scare everybody away. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah crazy pirate for your front door yeah, yeah, yeah. But i got the ladys card. Jimmy oh, yeah so i am going to call her when i get some time and see if i can get the price down [ laughter ] jimmy now, its going to go up but youre touring for this for the new record kind heaven is the title of the album. And its great, by the way thank you jimmy i like pirate punk politician which youre doing tonight. Yes jimmy but thats like that reminds me of like Perry Farrell, when i think. cause thats very you and its very punky. It is jimmy it is, right it is me. Jimmy well, its in title, yeah but its very piratey. Its very but it is its a trippy record. Yeah. Jimmy i love it. Its really good where did you come up with the title, kind heaven . Kind heaven, believe it or not i was reading a book by, i believe his name is, james mccullough, 1776. Basically, you know, the american revolution. And there was a letter one of the soldiers, washingtons soldiers, was writing to his sweetheart saying, man, i dont even know if im going to make it home, back home to see you but we will see each other again in kind heaven. And i just i riffed off of that jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy i love that. See, i like knowing where all the stuff came from. Its like and im happy that youre on the show because i want to know thank you im happy to be here jimmy lollapalooza, i have just so many questions you start this festival, lollapalooza, its on its 28th year 28 years right jimmy that seems crazy [ cheers and applause its amazing thank you thank you, America Jimmy i mean what was that like to get that off the ground roots jimmy yeah roots have been there jimmy thats right yeah. [ cheers and applause i got a funny quick one for you. Jimmy yeah, tell me, man so, you know, im always thinking about, you know, what to do where. And weve got sponsors, right . So one year, we had budweiser sponsor. So they go, you know, can we put up some signs that say budweiser . and im like, eh, that sounds alright. What about this . I said, what about when the roots are playing, we get a giant keg of beer. And then we just like drop grab some people like it could be as oh, it can be, you know, a small handful of people and say, you guys can go and watch the roots right onstage with a keg of beer but you got to finish it before their set is done. And we did it [ laughter ] i dont know if i ever told you guys that. Jimmy oh, my god so we had some people partying questlove word jimmy yeah, no way yeah, it was a trip jimmy thats crazy i mean ive been to lollopalloza but on the other side ive been as a fan yeah. Jimmy ive just been enjoying, many times ive loved it so many i have so many lollapaloozas. But to have a festival like that running successfully, and running so well, and organized, its tough to keep that up i mean, thats an amazing feat congratulations on it. I know, im really tired. [ laughter ] jimmy do you go around cause we just had j. Balvin on the show and i know hes going to be the first latin artist to headline lollapalooza, which is a big deal yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy good do you get to in chicago. Jimmy yeah you were talking about the american one jimmy yeah cause now were international, you know . Jimmy is that right . Yeah, i had seven around the world. And we just keep expanding where the people love music. Man, thats where were going to go. Jimmy thats awesome that youre doing that man. [ cheers and applause thats the roadmap. You love music, were coming to your neighborhood. Jimmy keep making music. Keep supporting musicians. We love you here at the show and come back. Alright, whenever you want thank you, jimmy. Jimmy thank you buddy. Perry farrell, everybody [ cheers and applause his new solo album kind heaven. You can catch him on his kind heaven tour and at lollapalooza this summer in chicago. [ cheers and applause up next, perrys gonna perform for us stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause come on. They love you. [ cheers and applause this is fred. Hes dancing like nobodys watching. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy performing pirate punk politician from his new album kind heaven, once again, Perry Farrell [ cheers and applause ask me any simple questio im an information contradiction oh ask me any simple questio ill bash you with m fiction diction pirate punk politicia i got you in a bad position pirate punk politicia i dont need nobodys permission split your countr down the middl break out old banjos and fiddles disconnect all your angel soul gather up now lets go pirate punk politicia i got you in a bad position pirate punk politicia i dont need nobodys permission stood you up no with a win got you all to double think ill cut your job and raise your ren cause im you so called president pirate punk politicia i got you in a bad position pirate punk politicia i dont need nobodys permission pirate punk politician pirate punk politician [ cheers and applause jimmy oh that is how you do it, right there. Thank you jimmy that is how you do it Perry Farrell. [ cheers and applause pirate punk politician. Kind heaven is out now my thanks to keeganmichael key horatio sanz Perry Farrell, once again. [ cheers and applause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight tom holland, from the secret life of pets 2, actress and comedian jenny slate, music from soak, featuring the 8g band with jon wurster. [ cheers and appuse ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news according to a new poll, the controversy surrounding former Vice President joe bidens

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