Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Michael moore host of the rich eisen show, rich eisen an all new closer look featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear lets get to the news. President trump is scheduled to pardon the annual thanksgiving turkey next week at the white house. But i think theyre going for a legal loophole because they named the turkey donald trump. I hereby pardon donald trump, no takebacks. President trump had nothing on his public schedule today. Nothing . How is it possible that youre the president of the United States but you have the same schedule as a tibetan monk today i have nothing. I will do nothing. I am nothing. President trumps lawyer Rudy Giuliani today held a press conference it was going to be in the rose garden but he accidentally booked olive classic rudy President Trumps personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani this week
So pick up hallmarks the dr. Atlas holiday card collection today because dr. Atlas says to ignore the c. D. C. And dont fear the pilgrim reaper. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, hes dying up there. Plus stephen welcomes ll cool j, dave grohl and musical guest foo fighters, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. I dont know why im yelling. Welcome to a late show. Its just you and me. Im Stephen Colbert, your host. Mark, chris, evie is here. Always a lovely night. Youre looking lovely over there. Folks, as you always do thats not news. Folks, as much as its hard to contemplate, our nation is in the grips of a seemingly endless plague, and he wont leave the white house. Its been 12 days since the president lost the election and he continues to pursue his strong legal argument of but i dont wanna ill catch you up on the latest president
Thanksgiving turkey, and bill gates joins me on the show so lets do this people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor okay. Before we get into the serious news, i wanted to kick things off with an adorable story that will almost definitely be turned into a secondrate Christmas Special next year. Well, it may just be new yorks unofficial new holiday mascot. A small owl found inside the Rockefeller Christmas tree tree. A worker found it tucked away in the branches. Its a small bird called a saw wood owl, the smallest in the northeast, recovering at the ravens beard wildlife center. Its getting lots of love and attention and has its own twitter page. Very nice, and its own little turtleneck, too. Trevor oh my god can we take a second to appreciate how frickin cute this owl is . Baby yoda probably put a hit on him as we speak. Hes so cute, i want
To win is because he lost. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and those dont go together. But ill tell you something. Theres no room for pessimism in the white house. Raceively, sexism, yes, but no pessimism. [ laughter ] the big orange guy is said to be feeling blue. Poutus is reportedly dejected and fuming. [ laughter ] and soon hes going to understand what it feels like to be evicted from your home in the middle of a pandemic. [ laughter ] we got a brief glimpse of the president yesterday at Arlington National cemetery, but he hasnt spoken in public since a week ago. This was the president s schedule today. 12 30, he had lunch with the vice president. And that was that. [ laughter ] does he know that hes still president for two more months . Or is he just hiding . Boy, i would have loved to have been at that lunch. What do you think they talked about . Mike pence knows whats up. Hes sitting there going, yes, sir, well be here for four more years for sure. Its like going to your grandpa in th
Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Melissa Mccarthy the original cast of saved by the bell, a special performance from sheryl crow, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Hello, everyone. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hi oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, everybody welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, here, from new york city. Hey, everybody thank you, roots lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, after weeks of delays, the white house is finally giving president elect biden access to something very important. Watch this 2 1 2 weeks after biden won, President Trump finally giving formal approval for biden to receive the president s daily brief. Its highly classified information that biden will need jimmy thats right, the president elect is finally rece