Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Michael moore host of the rich eisen show, rich eisen an all new closer look featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear lets get to the news. President trump is scheduled to pardon the annual thanksgiving turkey next week at the white house. But i think theyre going for a legal loophole because they named the turkey donald trump. I hereby pardon donald trump, no takebacks. President trump had nothing on his public schedule today. Nothing . How is it possible that youre the president of the United States but you have the same schedule as a tibetan monk today i have nothing. I will do nothing. I am nothing. President trumps lawyer Rudy Giuliani today held a press conference it was going to be in the rose garden but he accidentally booked olive classic rudy President Trumps personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani this week made his first inperson appearance in federal court since the early 1990s, and you could tell during yesterdays show fox friends host Brian Kilmeade said that it is quote, in the countrys best interest that President Trump begins coordinating with president elect joe biden. You know, ive said a lot of mean things about Brian Kilmeade the official White House Christmas tree arrived this week in washington where it was met by First Lady Melania Trump and her wood chipper tomorrow is president elect joe bidens 78th birthday. Happy birthday, mr. President , said republicans to trump. The nypd announced that its launched an investigation after a video was posted on social media of a man using a flame thrower on top of a crowded city bus. Honestly, i cant imagine anything more terrifying than a crowded city bus today was National Play monopoly day, which means saturday is National Finish playing monopoly day. And finally, according to a new survey, 86 of pet owners said that their animals companionship has helped them through 2020 the other 14 have a cat and that was the monologue everybody weve got a great show for you tonight. Hes the host of the rumble with Michael Moore podcast. I always love talking to him Michael Moore is back, everybody. And he is an emmy nominated sportscaster he hosts the rich eisen show every day on peacock rich eisen will be joining me. But before we get to all that, President Trumps attempted coup keeps getting dumber and more desperate. Today his lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, had a meltdown live on television as trump tried to overturn the will of the voters in michigan. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth lets start with some good news because god knows we need it. For the last few weeks ive been popping ativan like theyre altoids. Although in fairness, they shouldnt sell them in similarlooking tins early data suggests we may have not one but two highly effective coronavirus vaccines and in particular pfizer says theyre ready to ask the fda for emergency use authorization within days. Meanwhile today, oxford and astrazeneca reported that their vaccine has generated a strong immune response in older adults. Honestly, im so ready for this vaccine, ive been showing up to waiting for a shot in my arm my pharmacist told me, you look like Late Night Writer mike scollins. Yeah, this burn also is going to have multiple waves, scollins. Anyway, doctors and Public Health officials who have been extremely cautious throughout this entire pandemic are starting to tell us there really are glimmers of hope we just have to pull together and get through what will undoubtedly be a brutal winter the end is actually in sight with these two promising vaccines we just have to get through this winter we can do it we can put off celebrating thanksgiving in person lets have thanksgiving in july. Seth great, i love that idea thanksgiving sucks where it is now. Its too close to christmas. We dont need backtoback holidays where we go home and sleep on a twin bed after mainlining gravy move it to july and we can stuff a bird full of bottle rockets and launch it straight into the sky, aka, fire turks the writer of this piece, sal gentile, wanted me to stress that fire turks was not in his original draft and that i added it after the fact. And i dont care ill own it. However sal did write that scollins burn and he wasnt even in the original zoom meeting when scollins wore the tank top. Thats how ridiculous you look, mike he heard it second hand and hes burning you. Anyway, we can combine the traditions of both holidays into one. Gravy on our hot dogs, cranberries on our hamburgers and instead of football we can fall asleep on the couch watching the Detroit Lions lose at wimbledon im sorry, why is it the lions every year because tradition. We just need to get through this bleak winter but we also need a plan for rolling out a potential vaccine. Were supposed to be in the middle of a president ial transition right now, which means we need the incoming and outgoing administrations to cooperate on developing a plan to distribute the vaccine, which biden has called for getting the vaccine and a vaccination, though, are two Different Things everyone on our call today in our zoom today agreed that the sooner we have access to the administrations distribution plan, the sooner this transition would be smoothly move forward ah, joe biden its like the human sounds of the rainforest c. D just hearing a president elect speak in direct, coherent terms about his plans for you know solving things, is reassuring. Although joe biden could think vaccine is the name of that lady from the Hallmark Cards and id still just be glad i dont have to listen to President Trump ever again huh. This is a funny one. How about instead of a shot in the arm, i gave you a shot in the ass. Maxine max, when will it stop, maxine and yet donald trump is still moping around the white house pretending he has a path to victory by, for example, overturning the results in michigan trump tried to steal michigan in part by undermining the routine process of certifying Election Results in wayne county, michigan, which he lost and not coincidentally includes detroit. In fact, we learned today he even went so far as to personally call two local republican canvassers in wayne county, who then tried to rescind their votes to certify the results. Two members of the wayne county board of canvassers suddenly changed course. Yes, a pair of republicans trying to reverse course after certifying the results from the president ial election. The very latest is that the two republican members of the board of canvassers there now asking for their votes to be rescinded from earlier in the week, and we are now learning that President Donald Trump actually called both of them following that controversial meeting. Seth so now trump is trying to interfere with local county election boards. Whats next . Is he going to start individually tracking down the old ladies at the polling stations who give you the i voted sticker i never got a sticker, thats fraud. I win. Now gimme that quilt you old bag also, this means someone at the white house actually had to sift through google or shuffle through an old rolodex to find the phone numbers of two local election canvassers in wayne county, michigan you know how much time that probably took just to find this story about trump calling the canvassers i had to google trump wayne, which gave me a bunch of articles about lil wayne supporting trump so. Then i typed wayne trump into google again and one of the suggested searches was wayne trumpet so i clicked on that. And found a wikipedia article about a jazz musician named Wayne Bergeron who plays the trumpet so i started reading it because i personally always thought if i hadnt gone into comedy, i could have become a jazz musician. And then i remembered what i was supposed to be doing and googled trump calls wayne county board of canvassers. The point is, this stupid coup is taking a long [ bleep ] time. And then theres the fact that trump is attempting to overturn tens of thousands of ballots in georgia and arizona and sending Rudy Giuliani to pennsylvania to embarrass himself in federal court. Its funny, but when rudy shows up in court even via conference call, everyone Must Immediately think its a hidden camera prank. When you think about it, in every case but one this year, rudy was the borat rudy and the trump team made a series of Court Filings yesterday in which they asked, and this is real, to disenfranchise up to 1. 5 million voters they told the court that ultimately plaintiffs will seek the remedy of trump being declared the winner of the legal votes cast in the pennsylvania 2020 general election and thus the recipient of pennsylvanias electors okay, sure then im filing a motion in court to seek the remedy that seth meyers be named people magazines sexiest man alive. And to my publicist, no, i dont think smug weeklys mug of the month is just as good. Anyway, rudy and his legal team, which includes a radio show host are not just asking for millions of voters to be disenfranchised, theyre also asking, and again, this is real, to be allowed to count the ballots themselves by the way, im using legal team so loosely here. Anyway rudys psycho plan as far as i can tell is to count a sample of the ballots and then if they can find enough supposed fraud, which doesnt exist, they will then extrapolate that to all of the ballots and declare trump the winner according to the very real and insane court filing, plaintiffs will examine these envelopes to determine the percentage of mail ballots which were illegally counted. Plaintiffs through statistical expert analysis will then extrapolate this percent to the 1. 5 million mail ballots this simple exercise will determine whether plaintiffs can prove their case that sufficient illegal ballots were counted that changed the result of the election if so, the court should set aside the votes and declare trump the winner i love the part where they say theyll extrapolate through statistical expert analysis. Im guessing what they mean is rudy is going to be sitting in a room with an 80s casio printing calculator and a stack of ballots trying to figure out how to do higher order math. What . I didnt know square had roots. Also, im glad they took time to say that part of their petition is to prove the plaintiffs case, which without exception has been the goal of the plaintiff in every single lawsuit ever, since like caveman court. You never heard a lawyer say, your honor, wed like to prove the case one way or the other, you decide we have no skin in the game. Even trumps closest allies like his former chief of staff Mick Mulvaney had expressed concern about rudys embarrassing performances in court. Im still a little concerned about the use of Rudy Giuliani theyre not using the most wellnoted election lawyers. There are folks who use who do this all of the time seth yeah, and none of them want to be a part of this harebrained scheme you dont end up with rudy when you have other options the raft in castaway wasnt tom hanks first choice of boat. It was his only choice trump chose rudy the way you choose a dentist whose in your insurance plans network well, this guys only open on tuesday but this other guy works out of a barge on the east river. I knew i shouldnt have gotten dental insurance from the general of general anyway, what we here at late night have been calling the kooky cuckoo coup crew is wasting everyones time, theres still, you know, a raging pandemic going on and the people calling up random Election Officials in wayne county to overturn legitimate Election Results are the ones who are supposed to be protecting americans from a deadly disease. Its like every building is on fire and the Fire Department wont put the fires out because theyre in court demanding, a, they never have to retire and, b, from now on we call them da party boys. Yesterday there were over 1,900 deaths, the day before that there were over 1,600 deaths joe biden wants to cooperate with the Trump Task Force to work on a plan to curb cases, save lives and get a vaccine out to as many people as possible as quickly as possible. Instead the president is refusing to concede and trying to stage an incompetent coup and hes become a full j. D. Salingerlevel recluse, hiding out in the white house and skipping Task Force Meetings on a deadly plague spreading rapidly throughout the country we have not heard from the president on this. We havent heard from him at all. He hasnt taken our questions in over two weeks so we havent seen the president since on friday. And the white house insists hes still working, hes still focused on coronavirus, but erin, we should note the president hasnt attended a Task Force Meeting in five months, even though theyve had one held just in the last week. So if that gives you any idea, were actually told by sources hes much more consumed by the state of this election and contesting the results than he is with the pandemic surging across the country seth of course hes more focused on the election he lost then on the pandemic i know it was hard to tell from the hundreds of psychotic all caps tweets, most of them with warning labels on them, which is insane at this point we have to put a disclaimer on the president s tweets, its like a pack of cigarettes or an episode of jackass. Think about that, the pandemic raging out of control, thousands of americans dying a day and the president hasnt even been to a meeting in five months you realize how long that is five months ago i was trapped in my inlaws house talking to a painting of a sea captain. Even then i apparently was doing more work than the president of the United States because at least i was talking to someone then today after a string of Embarrassing Court losses and bumbling performances in front of exasperated judges, Rudy Giuliani, voted americas wettest lawyer for three years running, held a marathon press Conference Performance art piece that was honestly at times so incomprehensible i thought had to put on the closed captioning and even when i did, the closed captioning said your guess is as good as mine. It would be impossible and honestly pointless to wade through all the unintelligible bull [ bleep ] because even if you were somehow steeped in the fox news cinematic universe following all the details of a deranged Conspiracy Theory like this can be exhausting its like keeping track of where every character is supposed to be during each avengers movie. All i know is im pretty sure joe biden is old captain america. Heres a sampling of just how psychotic this televised therapy session was. The only thing left is the vote that could have been mickey mouse. That could have been a dead person did you all watch my cousin vinny you know the movie its one of my favorite law movies because he comes from brooklyn and the nice lady who said she saw and then he says to her how many fingers do i how many fingers do i got up . A lot of people were coming over from camden to vote. They do every year happens all the time in philly its about as frequent as getting beaten up as a Philadelphia Eagle basketball uh, Football Game. I assume if shes working for the i assume if shes working for the city of detroit that shes a democrat we have witnesses who have actually reported where are you, fbi . We more than double the number of votes needed to overturn the election theres nobody here that engages in fantasies seth how come nobodys looking at my pencils . I got all the pencils. [ laughter ] im sorry, nobody here engages in fantasies you just did a lengthy reenactment of my cousin vinny and called the Philadelphia Eagles a Basketball Team also, why is rudy always wiping his entire face like he just got done doing crossfit while eating a meatball sub its not great when the lawyer looks like hes about to admit to the crime my client is innocent, your honor, because im the killer and id do it again also, he admitted theyre trying to overturn the election he actually used those words its like walking into a costume shop and saying which mask is best for robbing a bank . And, by the way, thats exactly what theyre trying to do. And its very real and as incompetent as it is, its still an assault on constitutional democracy the president just invited michigan lawmakers to come to the white house to pressure them to overturn the results in their state. Can we just call this an attempted coup now because thats what it is. Were all arguing over terminology like whether its champagne or sparkling wine but its a coup. Even if it doesnt succeed because everybody involved is a moron, that doesnt make it any less horrifying. Even if this fails, historians will spend years studying this attempted coup and psychiatrists will spend years studying the use of Rudy Giuliani. Seth this has been a closer look. Well be right back with Michael Moore. Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Good things happen. Over sixtyfour thousand pets supported. Over twentyfive hundred wishes granted. Over two million meals provided. Over four hundred National Parks protected. In fact, subaru and our retailers will have proudly donated over two hundred Million Dollars to national and Hometown Charities through the subaru share the love event. vo get 0 for 63 months and subaru will donate 250 dollars to charity. Dont settle for less. 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Seth all this week weve had the fantastic drummer for pop artist Hayley Kiyoko and milck sitting in with the 8g band. And this is just a weird fun fact that we had kaley cuoco on monday and i also mentioned Hayley Kiyoko. I dont know who thats for but the weeks almost over and i just wanted to get it out there. Her new podcast gay church is out now. Be sure to follow her on youtube and instagram seevaldrum. Valerie franco is here thank you for a great week, val. Our first guest tonight is the Academy Awardwinning filmmaker of documentaries like roger me, bowling for columbine, and fahrenheit 9 11. His podcast rumble with Michael Moore is available wherever you get your podcasts please welcome back to the show Michael Moore. Michael, how are you great, seth thanks for having me on. Seth i feel as though our appearances together on this show have been cloaked in sort of an oppressive pessimism are you feeling a little bit more optimist based on where were at as a nation today yes and what are we going to talk about now . [ laughter ] seth you know that keeps coming up on this show no, theres a lot to talk about obviously. What you just covered, whats happening in michigan, what happened a couple nights ago with the board of canvassers, all of these you know, weve had these crazy republicans in michigan long before trump so this isnt it isnt that they joined trumps party. Trump joined their party remember, it was the republican governor of michigan that took the people of flint off the clean water from lake huron and made them drink from the flint river and poisoned the entire town so, thats the republicans, thats the way theyve always been in michigan and this is no different, this crazy thing that happened there where they were going to try to deny the people of detroit the right to have their vote counted seth weve obviously talked about joe biden and the fact that you liked him you met him at a dnc what was your first interaction with him like . Yeah, i met him at the Democratic Convention in boston in 2004 and i was in the president ial box, which is not where im usually found. But president jimmy carter had invited me to sit with him at the convention and of course this drove fox news and the right wing crazy. But in one of those you know where they have those luxury boxes at the basketball or the Football Game or whatever, i didnt realize this but you actually theres a whole area behind the box thats full of catered food. So naturally i left my seat and went back to get something to eat and in through the door comes joe biden. Id never met him before and he sees me and he just goes like, holy [ laughter ] expletive. And he comes at me, hes all smiles and hes shakin my grabbin my hand oh, god, ive always wanted to meet you wow, mother [ bleep ], this is something. Wow and hes just dropping fbombs and im like, whoa. And then we Start Talking and he wants to talk about my dad working in the factory and my mom was a clerk and this and that and, you know, i knew he always said he was from the working class but i never saw it because he always had those nicely tailored suits, perfect teeth. And within ten or 15 minutes, i realized, wow, he is one of us. He did come from where i came from. Theres no cameras around, its not a show or anything hes just being himself. And i think what bernie had said about him, that he was a good and decent person. And i guess in those minutes there with him, you know, i dont know, 15 minutes, can you make up your mind about somebody in 15 minutes . I guess i decided that he was that person. And i have felt through the campaign, even though i was helping bernie, i think that i felt that if he became president , we were going to have a chance and even though maybe our politics didnt line up entirely, we were going to have a better chance getting our thing through. Like like seth theres really a lot of parallels to what youre saying to what bernie has said about joe over the years which is one, he always makes clear were different on a lot of things politically. Two, though, he always makes clear that he really likes joe biden. And he thinks that he can get on the phone with him if need be. Obviously one of the things progressives are up against now is the fact that the president elect is a bit more moderate are you how do you feel like progressives have to try to influence policy moving forward . We have to make sure our voices are heard and we have to be heard right now while hes picking the cabinet, while theyre deciding policy. This is a very critical phase. And so but i believe that joe biden will listen. We may not always get our way, we may not get him to agree with us on everything, but i think that its kind of like when he says hes against medicare for all. But if when we get the senate and we pass a medicare for all bill and it goes to his desk, hes not going to veto it. Hes not going to say, no, im what, what . Everybody gets health care no way hes not going to do that. If hes for 12 an hour minimum wage and the bill says 15 because we the progressive part of this, which is really the majority because the majority of americans want a 15 an hour minimum wage they want women paid the same as men. They believe that Climate Change is real. This is a progressive country. Ive said this many times. And if the progressive legislation comes on his desk, i got to believe hes going to sign this. Hes not going to he not going to send it back. We have a better chance with him. Obviously better than if trump had won another term and im actually im surprised frankly, i have to say, i dont know how you feel about this if covid hadnt come along, would trump have won would he have got that second term because heres the thing i wondered about this for months you know, an authoritarian, totalitarian leader would relish to have the opportunity to tell the people, you will wear a mask, you will stay indoors. You know, thats what an authoritarian wants to do. They want to give orders and also wants to be seen as the hero take the reins of this virus, kill the virus, succeed. Not trump. No, the opposite he doesnt do anything he just ignores it or tries to pretend it will go away by easter and now we have a quarter million dead seth, a quarter million dead is the same exact number of people as if if you wake up tomorrow morning and you look at your phone and it says breaking news, richmond, virginia has been annihilated everyone is dead. That would be such what would that do to our collective heads . And yet here we are tonight at a quarter million dead and were not acting like richmond, virginia has just been annihilated. Were not acting like there are now theres now a 9 11 every two every two or three days now. Were i dont know what it is but we need biden and his team to take these reins, to get this country, as fauci said this week, we need a National Mandate of how to deal with this virus, not a state by state by state. 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Were here with Michael Moore. 2019 you were here we were talking about who should the nominee be you were making the argument that the nominee should be somebody who would excite the base i got the sense, i think we both agree that maybe that wasnt joe biden. Right seth do you think, looking back, you underestimated how he would perform as a candidate i know mea culpa on my own part, i think i underestimated him certainly and so far as the kind of campaign he ran. Right, except, you know, the first three primaries and caucasus bernie won the popular vote in all three. Biden was, you know, fourth, fifth, sixth so it didnt look like it was going to happen. And even the party what do you call the party hacks that run the party . They panicked and changed the rules to get bloomberg on that stage and in the campaign. Remember that . They had collectively decided, oh, shoot, bidens not going to make it. We got to get bloomberg in here and we got to change the rules so he can debate. So i think that, yes honestly, i think now, looking back, i think biden did the right thing. You know, he was criticized constantly by trump for being in the basement but thats exactly where i think i would have been with sportscenter on because trump was defeating himself. The more biden just let trump talk, the more that biden just the more that trump just kept doing one whackadoodle thing after another, that that was going to guarantee his defeat. And, you know, they asked people, now in these last couple weeks that voted for biden, whats the number one reason you voted for biden. 58 percent said, because i wanted to defeat trump i wanted to remove trump. So thats still the number one reason that they wanted. But i honestly believe maybe im wrong but ive i want to hang on to some belief that that biden is going seize this moment you know, hes happy birthday, by the way 78 years old and, he knows that hes in that final quarter of his life. And so i think when people get to that age, they want to go out believing theyve done something profound that theyve really made a difference you dont want to go out because you passed a good tax bill or trade bill or whatever you want to go out because you saved the people of the United States, because women finally were equal under the law. That the racism and the violence against black people was going to somehow come to an end. That we were going to stop this mass incarceration and all these things that he has a chance to be remembered in the way we remember say, you know, john f. Kennedy, who was president for two and a half two and threequarters years thats it. And yet, look how hes remembered so biden has that biden has that chance. And the people want him to succeed. I really believe that. And i do and theres so much to get done. All of us have to be actively involved in this we have to get the senate. We all have to do whatever we can to help out in georgia between now and january 5th. Everybody in georgia, youve got to get registered to vote by december 7th if youre 17 and youre up watching seth right now, you know, because theres no school to go to tomorrow, you can vote in this if you turn 18 by january 5th. You could register right now at 17 years old so these are things we need to be active and involved in. And weve got more work to do but we get to play offense we get to the quarterback is, you know, in heart is with us. And thats not a bad thing not a bad thing at all seth i dont want to leave without you having a chance to be pessimistic about something i do i have heard youre a little worried about the turkey pardon oh, yeah, thats right. Oh, thats coming up on tuesday, the pardon every year. You know the president pardons the turkey im so worried about first of all, dont let your children watch this because things are so crazy with trump right now this is going to be the one year where the president doesnt pardon the turkey. The president is going to freakin kill the turkey [ laughter ] hes going to wrap his hands around that turkeys neck or hes going to call eric in with one of his safari hunting guns or something bad is going to happen with tommy turkey. And i this is you know, all i want to think about when i think about thanksgiving is that the Meyers Family is that going to happen this year seth were being hopeful were trying to quarantine so that we can do it safely next week okay, i understand why because people watching this need to not have, unless their in the same family in the same house, i think weve got to forgo this but, you know, it always brings a little cheer to your fans out here seth were going to do what we can youll see them no matter what whether theyre here in person or via zoom, theyll be here thank you so much wait, they will be there and tommy turkey, please, somebody protect that bird. Please [ laughter ] thats all im asking. Seth thank you, michael. Rumble with Michael Moore is available wherever you get your podcasts well be right back with our friend rich eisen. Alexa, tell roomba to vacuum in front of the couch. Experience clean in a whole new way. 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Ill be in chill mode. button click if anyone needs me. Propilot assist with navilink. Available on the allnew nissan rogue. How can i, when you wont take it from me you can go your own way xfinity mobiles fast nationwide 5g network meets the first iphone with 5g. Get the new iphone 12 on xfinity mobile. And right now get 250 off. Learn more at an xfinity store today. Seth our next guest is an emmy nominated sportscaster. He hosts the rich eisen show, which airs weekdays from noon to 3 00 p. M. On peacock please welcome back to the show, our friend, rich eisen how are you, rich . Hey, brother. How are you . Seth im doing well. I have such an increased appreciation for what you do every day, broadcasting a threehour show without an audience im now of course coming into, i think about month seven of no audience i really do im amazed you can do it every day. Well, you know what, i just laugh at my own stuff, normally. So, thats the way i get through the shows. I do have a couple of my colleagues here who know they have to laugh at my stuff. Um, so thats how i get through three hours every day. Pretty much. Seth well, its impressive that you do. Another thing thats impressive, weve talked about it before, your Charity Event run rich run. For those who dont know, you run a 40yard dash, which is something they do in the draft combine. Yes seth you do it both at your age and in a full suit yes, yes. Seth and dress shoes, right . I do well, i have graduated from the dress shoes to make sure i dont actually break or tear anything seth thank you yeah, but i have talked about it on your show before, and it is near and dear to my heart because it raises money now, the run, for st. Judes childrens research hospital. We raised over a million bucks this year. Double the money that we had raised the four previous years in just one year alone you know, the timing was perfect. It was about three weeks later when the pandemic really started to hit so we got it in there, we snuck it in right at the wire. As you can see weve incorporated it as the logo of the show seth its a fantastic logo there were some really nice memes on election night, particularly with when nevada was being a little slow, somebody put this up if nevada was a 40yard dash. Are you happy with Something Like that, rich . I mean, it is for charity, but this is a burn it is a charity it is a good thing my kids digged it. My kids loved it they saw that. Its one of those things too when youre just scrolling through, youre doomscrolling through your twitter feed as we all know a lot of us are doing these days and all of a sudden all of those memes about how slow nevadas counting, and suddenly it gets personal, comes out of nowhere, blindsides you in a way. But even i got a chuckle out of that one seth yeah, and even nevada, like you, eventually got to the finish line. So well, you know, i have filed about 15 frivolous lawsuits to try and discount my time to try and get it a little bit faster hasnt worked so far, hasnt worked so far. Seth hasnt worked so far. No. Seth i was also i think we talked about early days of the pandemic, and one of the shows that everybody was watching was last dance. Yes seth the espn documentary about Michael Jordan and of course this was an era when you were a sportscenter anchor, you were working at espn did you know when watching it that there would be a chance you would show up . Were you hopeful for that . Well, i had the director on at the very outset because of the documentary because it was apparent as it started, seth, that without live sports, we in the sports Media Business certainly doing a show every day for three hours, we were viewing the last dance as if it was a live sporting event. Everybody was watching it all at once it was sort of a communal feel, just like a live sporting event. And we were just we were learning new stuff about something that we thought that we had not learned before. So i had the director on, and i did ask him if there was a certain anchor, with a flock of seagulls haircut at the time that no longer exists, was going to appear. He said, yes, you are making it you will be there. And each week, week in and week out it would start and end without me appearing so, i knew the last episode would have to, if he was true to his word, include me and, um and i popped up on screen and it was just like an out of body experience to be honest with you. Totally worth it seth i will say you could have done a lot worse. You could have done a lot worse. I mean, it helped that rodmans hair was in your shot. Yes, it did for comparison purposes. Seth yeah. Yours looks perfectly fine, perfectly fine how old are your kids now, rich . They are 12, 9, and 7 two boys and a girl. Zander, cooper, and taylor seth and so the notes we have some notes that, uh, that youve posted. Oh, you do . Seth this is your daughter is that correct . Yes, that is my oh hold on, let me put my glasses on no, thats my oldest son seth okay um, thats my oldest son who posted that one. Seth okay. Got you. So this says warning, boring, stuck in the 20th century people are in there. Whats that in reference to . Okay. My wife, susie, and i insisted on playing a board game instead of letting them be on their ipads for the umpteenth time of the day. We stuck to it we played a board game, and then maybe a little bit of charades and that is what came from my son. Seth so the very fact that you wanted to play a board game, hehoug t it was necessary to put up a warning 20th century. Yeah, very 20th century. Seth boring 20th century people yes, yeah seth so this, then, would be your daughter. Uh, yes, that is my daughter, taylor thats her work. Seth dear mama and dada, i think first i should stay up late i know im a growing kid, but if i stay up later i will be more tired, therefore, i will sleep longer theres some real logic there. You know what it wasnt just willynilly she was trying to actually use rational thought uh, for a 7yearold, we thought that was very impressive of her to actually do that. But unfortunately, at the very end of the day it was summarily rejected by my wife and i, and she did have to go to bed as scheduled on time, seth. Got to sometimes lay it down, you know seth it is kind of thrilling when kids start to make arguments. You both are dreading it because they are stubborn. But just watching their brains come up with logic is a really exciting thing yes, because your kids are younger, right seth yeah, two and a half and four and a half. Okay. So at some point you will be so exasperated by their behavior, and lack of listening, and arguments that constantly come your direction you begin to tell them how to state the argument and game the system like we have set up the system you need to actually come at us this way if you want to be successful weve run out of basically, things to basically try, and lay down for the law seth yeah im looking forward to it. Essentially thats coming. Seth yeah, just quitting you have a segment on your show called four downs. Yes, sir. Seth and these are where you make your predictions. Yes seth weekly lay it out yes seth and i feel like you have one thats music to my ears yes as a matter of fact, because i do the show every day three hours a day, as you were kind enough to mention, on peacock 12 00 to 3 00 eastern. I allow myself one hot take per week, which is usually not the case for people in positions like mine and shows like mine. Seth no, it Shows Incredible an incredible restraint to only give one hot take a week. Thank you exactly, one hot take a week as a matter of fact, if you dont mind just bearing with me, ill leave the frame for just one second here. I do it clutching whats called the hot take plank which is this, right here. And i actually have the hot take plank with a mask on, and my hot take this week, near and dear to your heart, was that your Pittsburgh Steelers currently 90 would finish undefeated 160 this year, seth they will finish undefeated. That is my hot take. And it is my right to hot take, not only because i was clutching the plank, but if im wrong, whats the big deal . If im right, i will mention it literally every week for the rest of the year seth yeah, you know, i will not speak any of those words because i would hate to jinx it. Yes seth but i will only say that i hope this is one of those cases, more than ever, that i am rooting for you to be correct. Last thing, im going to take advantage of the fact that were filming this in the afternoon, and when it airs there will have been a Football Game so people absolutely immediately will know if youre right or wrong. Who is going to win tonight, the cardinals or the seahawks . Im going to take the Arizona Cardinals to hand the Seattle Seahawks their first threegame losing streak of the pete carroll era thats what im going to do. Seth okay, i hope youre right only because that will increase the odds youre right about that other thing that im not going to talk about. [ laughter ] it shall no longer be mentioned. Seth the rich eisen show airs weekdays at noon on peacock. Well be right back, with more late night. Joint pain, swelling, tenderness. My psoriasis. Cosentyx works on all of this. Cosentyx can help you look and feel better by treating the multiple symptoms of psoriatic arthritis. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. 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And if you ask most people most experts they would say its because our leadin is a big Football Game on nbc but if you ask larry and hilary meyers, theyre extremely convinced they are the reason for our ratings success, and i know better than to argue with either of them well be right back. Give you my world how can i, when you wont take it from me you can go your own way xfinity mobiles fast nationwide 5g network meets the first iphone with 5g. Get the new iphone 12 on xfinity mobile. And right now get 250 off. Learn more at an xfinity store today. Seth i wanto tnk mt guests, Michael Moore and rich eisen i want to thank Valerie Franco and the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly hi, seth seth oh, hi, amber seth, hey quick question, whats my Favorite Movie from 2017 . Seth umm, is it get out . Thats right get out, so i can get ready for the amber ruffin show, which is on peacock, and shoots in this studio tomorrow seth stay safe