[cheers and applause] you know if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card. You need id. You go out and you want to buy anything you need id and you need your picture. [laughter] something tells me this guy has never been grocery shopping. Like ever. He probably tried it once, but the first thing you see when you walk in is the produce aisle so he just walked right back out. He was like, ew, vegetables. Gross. Oh, grosseries, i get it now. One day ill be president [sprightly music] if you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 in value. And they say the noise causes cancer. You told me that one, okay . [imitates wonky cranking] [laughter] okay, ive never heard a windmill before, but im pretty sure it doesnt sound like a cat in a dryer. Weow, weow. And dont get me started on solar panels [imitates cartoonish wolf howl] and what about hydropower . You know the sound water makes. [imitates horse neighing, gallo
Theres an organic spore in my head that made me switch cliques so easily. No, you just kind of did it on your own. Oh, my god. This is so embarrassing. Uh, hang on. What i meant to say was, we just infiltrated the emo lair and we torched the plant leader. Oh. Oh [choking] iits me imim me again oh, my god, im all better. Thanks, you guys. Henrietta, i have dinner ready. Shut up, mom leave me alone, you conformist bag of demon jizz fatty. Leave memale announcer formist bafrom comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. The daily show with trevor noah presents donsplaining. Do i hit the ball good . Do i hit it long . Is trump strong . People dont know it. Nobody knows what that means. Right . He knows what im talkin about. [light music] last night President Trump was at another campaign rally. This time in tampa, and, once again, he said something that left us going, huh . The time has come for voter id like everything else. Voter id. [cheers and applause] you know if you go out
The new test for one of the deadliest forms of cancer. Nbc news investigates a town in oklahoma divided you are a leader in an Oklahoma Chapter of the White Nationalist organization, and i want to know if you have any explanation to that. The city official at the center of a firestorm. And ringing in spring, the Phone Hotline that will lead you to the most beautiful sights of the Season Announcer this is Nbc Nightly News with lester holt good evening, and welcome. The end of tiktok, as we know it in the United States, may be closer tonight after the House Of Representatives passed a bill that could impose a ban on the hugely popular videosharing app in the u. S. Concerns over tiktoks Chinese Parent Company and a potential National Security risk carried the day in the house. The bill approved on a 35265 vote with one democrat voting present. In all, 50 democrats and 15 republicans voted against the bill, which now heads to the senate. Tiktok, which denies its service as a spy tool, clai
They lost tonight in dallas. No steph curry and no draymond green. Picking up in the second quarter, dallas led 4029. This is one of our favorite stories. Longtime bay area woman broadcast legends were honored today in san francisco. They shared their experiences about how they got started. I see jessica there. The group talked about the challenges of being a woman in our industry. Among the honorees, jeff, her coanchor, jessica, we knew you were a legend years ago. Some other honorees dana king. Congratulations. So many wonderful leaders. Tonight, the house overwhelmingly voting for a bill that could ban tiktok over National Security concerns in a bipartisan vote, the house passing legislation that would bar tiktok, the videosharing app with 170 million users in the u. S. , unless its chinabased owner sells the platform, but will it pass the senate were at the capitol also tonight, the major winter storm that could be the worst to hit the denver area in years were tracking it. The new
Well, its that time of year across the country, High School Students are prepping for advanced placement exams. In various topics. And here on American History tv, were going to take a look at the 2023 advanced placement us history exam. Joining us jason stacy a history professor at Southern Illinois university in edwardsville and Matt Ellington, who teaches ap history at Iowa High School in chino hills, california. Mr. Ellington, if we could start with you. What exactly is the ap history exam . Well, good morning and thanks for having us on the ap us history exam is an end, of course exam. The test students knowledge and skills relating to u. S. To u. S. History is designed to be a test, and the course is designed as such to mimic a College Level course in terms of the content and the skills that students need to be able to succeed at a College Level. So its really a combination of a survey course that starts in 1491, which is the year before columbus comes all the way to the present,